Black Alkas are outraged by the fact that heat is only white.

Half life is nothing, half life is nothing.

This is all:

...collective, on the control panel, small, large... in general, I take a step in their direction, but... in a moment I remember that I am 23 years old and sadly continue to melt to products...

I am 28 years old, I have two beautiful daughters 2.5 and 1.5 years old, but fucking! Every time my wife (25 years old) find ourselves in a toy store, we buy ourselves small cute machines, while for a long time forging in them and choosing more beautiful, we see nothing in this shameful, if you like and want, why not that? What are the strange stereotypes about "adulthood"?

"Strange" tracks of traitors?
My dad told me from childhood that they were designing pedestrian paths in the winter, along popular paths. I forgot to ask, in which country?

In the rainy weather, the driver of BelAZ, who broke the doors, hired two gastarbayters with metals.

The mind does not understand Russia.
But the pirates do not like it!

There is a saying that when porn actors want a "bubble" in the evening, they just go to the supermarket.

On the subject of trails and paved paths:
by Peter. The Commandant Prospectus:
There was a flooded path along the lawn to the subway, in 20 meters made a pedestrian transit (at the intersection), and in the place of the path, from the transition, to the next intersection put a galvanized fence, 1 meter high.
For 2 weeks after this one section, which is on the way of the trail, 5 times cooked back, the maximum it held until lunch... Then they dropped this idea.

I don’t know how in Surga, here it is.

As the stone in the urethra said, “Don’t sow you...”

Why not:

Generally speaking, the idea is right – value what you have. But only a year later, she is already married and deeply pregnant? Does not give any thought?

For a few months she suffered (up to five even put in time), then, deeply unhappy, met someone who pulled her out of this state with her love and care, and there they married and became pregnant. Not with a baby, but a pregnant woman. The fifth or sixth month, a total of nine, here everything is already noticeable and serious. moved in time. The person described by the author can not be alone for more than 2-4 months, devoted, crushed and unhappy - karma is too good.

I check the questionnaires of Secret Buyers. One of the questions: was there a beige on the seller and could it be read. The answer is "Bayage was. It was very good."

"...only a year later, I am married and deeply pregnant"
That is, the fact that a guy has overtaken 10 girls does not embarrass anyone?
Was she happily married and pregnant? Oh God, what a horror!! to

by Den55:
Let us call things by their names:
Not girls, but girls.
Not boys, but boys
Not alcohol, but alcohol.
Not a stupid shit, but a stupid shit

"Nearly 140 illegal migrants are being expelled from Pushkin’s suburb of Moscow"
139 and a half.

The girl's comment about the volleyball player: "He compensates for his lack in centimeters with speed".

The pepper cork rolling on the asphalt at one point taught a sliding, silent citizen to speak, and his first word was not his mother, although his mother was present in this phrase.

A minute of humor with the Russian Post.
At work I have to carry a lot of different keys, and since I have Narnia in my bag, I decided to order a keyboard for Ali. I ordered, paid, waiting for packages in the snowed Tomsk (on the street February). Two weeks later, the track lights up at the Beijing airport, after which there is silence. On May 7, the app on the phone gladly informs me that my package is not somewhere, but in the glorious city of Novosibirsk (to Tomsk about 300 km). Previous experience suggests that somewhere in a week the package should reach me. And indeed, the app on the phone wakes up again in 10 days and joyfully tells me that my package is in a glorious city... Samara, 2584 km from Tomsk... Even a bit offensive that some keyboard travels more than me)

Gay, gay... You first allow polygamy. Polygamy for discriminated Muslims and polygamy for company, so as not to be offensive.
Or you, you understand, still traditional not all rights are ensured, and you are already about non-traditional cotton.

Russian rescuers evacuated more than two thousand people from flood zones in Serbia
Where are the American rescuers? Why are they not seen anywhere in the world?
They are all involved in 911.
What about Chip Dale?! to

...collective, on the control panel, small, large... in general, I take a step in their direction, but... in a moment I remember that I am 23 years old and sadly continue to melt to products.

It reminded me how a 22-year-old girlfriend was crushed that she saw slick shoes of bright yellow color, but after all she is not a teenager anymore, but a solid lady... And I sit next to her in my 30s in wide pants with overlapping pockets, a T-shirt with Bart Simpson and a backpack, and I don’t know what to say to her XDD