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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88107
 09.10.2013
Who puts what oil in the baking? cakes, sand cakes and so on. The most important one is 70 rubles. for a package? Or is "pseudoslimble" going cheaper? I can't tell if the taste and useful qualities depend on it.

Yyy: useful qualities in baking? No, I have not heard.

Zzz: Well, your pants fell off – they were a little big. Cake will help.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88106
 09.10.2013
to this
to this
The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

Okay well. Give a Jigsaw to Mars!

and Nono. International agreement on limiting waste emissions into space

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88105
 09.10.2013
to this:
Shortly after the Olympic fire arrived in Moscow, the torch with it was extinguished by the wind.

The grey Kremlin and its shrines did not allow this fire. He extinguished the accuracy at the time of his passing under the Spas Gate (with the restored icon of Spas Smolensky)." (c) Kurayev.

It’s not a mess, it’s a war.

And they were ashamed of the demons of the world, the holy place did not accept the Orthodox fire of the Gentiles!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №88104
 09.10.2013
Advertising for the Army:
During the First World War, 90% of the soldiers and 10% of the civilians were killed. During the Second World War, 50% of the military and 50% of the civilians were killed. The 20th century ended with the bombing of Yugoslavia, during which 90% of civilians and 10% of soldiers were killed. The new millennium began with the war in Iraq. There are no accurate statistics on casualties, but more or less agree that the ratio of civilians killed to soldiers killed is 50 to 1.
Service in the army is your chance to survive in the upcoming war!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88103
 09.10.2013
on this-

Title in News:
Children of officials went to sea instead of the victims of the flood

Names and surnames, let me know!! to
(It is not funny, forgive me, but so that everyone knows who we vote for and who we feed every day, who we feed, and whom our taxes heat our ass...)

and Breivik.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88102
 09.10.2013
I once registered in an English-language thematic social network with one purpose - to train the language: I thought I would make a bunch of mistakes there in the posts, people will rush, scare me from legs to heads, but they will point to all the chicks (well, the type - chicken is dumb, children know that there is an undetermined item here). And they are there, all the fools, thank you for sharing! I like it! and etc.
What do you do, I think I will never learn English like that.
That is the case on our websites - there I was regularly told how low my level of knowledge of Russian:))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №88101
 09.10.2013
A smart woman will never prove to be smarter than a man.
Alisa Dorian is stupid :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88100
 09.10.2013
Where is the appendix to the letter?
Application on the back of the PDF document.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88099
 09.10.2013
Sometimes you sit down very late, feel tired and think you need to sleep at least a little the next day. You lie down. Here you have insomnia. The hour lies, and the dream finally comes. And then there appears a mosquito.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88098
 09.10.2013
I walked through the ground after the rain. Of course, wheels in clay, arc, well, and body spray. I am coming to Mykonos.
Sorry, we don’t take such cars.
Those are what?
They are dirty!

O_0

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88097
 09.10.2013
I lie at home, I am sick... a cold, a fever, all things...
On the way home, my wife called me and said nothing was ready to eat.
I came, cuddled in the kitchen, then looked at me in the room (I rolled my mouth down on the couch) and rolled on the note a theme of ninja turtles, bringing a pizza...even as if the disease had retreated.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88096
 09.10.2013
From the forum:

Sergey_Balticsky: Well what did you calculate?
Head: I have not calculated, but the process is ongoing
Sergey Baltic: at what stage?
I’m trying to figure out what iPad is.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88095
 09.10.2013
The project is not closed on time

No diarrhea, so convulsions. What next?
I am: a rough hustle!? to

of the prize ((

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88094
 09.10.2013
Discussion of one of the videos with the extinguished torch of the 2014 Olympics

RFSR: And what has gone on?

shamik13: how that.. 200 million of our money with you for the torch..not fury flies...and it doesn't even burn..

Russian Federation: The Greek Fire. The fire is fine, the fire is extinguished.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88093
 09.10.2013
The fastest of all marries are not beautiful, but boyfriends.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №88092
 09.10.2013
I read an ad on the column: "Help in mathematics. It’s cheap,” the phone said.
At the bottom, someone wrote, “Do you not help in Russian?”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №88091
 09.10.2013
Copy and copy to yourself on "Lamborghini" and iPhone, and then - batch! I didn’t stop and bought a barbecue at the stop.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88090
 09.10.2013
In the banks already dry ink on advertising
"We give a loan for divorce!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88089
 09.10.2013
NAD: After upgrading to iOS 7, there were no problems with the browser? It is luck!
On my iPad, on the contrary, when moving back, the previous page loads again and shows the very beginning. It is very inconvenient to read long links with links: the links passed, it is not possible to return to the previous place. I stopped reading shit.

Apple makes you better!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88088
 09.10.2013
Yuriy: We have a client who, while in our office, definitely goes to the toilet.
Yuriy: And he’s not just writing there, he’s in a ferocious and furious exile there. That is, he is as if he is spinning urine for weeks, after which he comes to us in the office and is sent straight to the point.
Yuriy: That is to say, not hearing how he is strongly referenced is impossible. The sound of his deadly and terrible sleep even interrupts our conversations.

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