I have a friend who is so racist that when he hired an American crew in the tanks, he made sure there were no blacks there.

X: I smoke different cigarettes because I like many different brands of cigarettes.
A: And at the same time? It is said that if you smoke not one brand, then there will be no habit. I have been smoking for 15 years and have no habits.

xxx: and you can imagine how much heat can be released by a stand filled with modern high-density blades?
yyy: ten times less than the point of the admin who has all this fallen...

In the sexshop: two friends came in, apparently just climbing. One looks at the "girls with members" and is upset: "Why are they all so terrible?"
The second looked at him cautiously and asked, “Are you no longer troubled by them?”

Ah, the last was the normal symbol of masculinity – the beard. was was.

Not that in the "copy", just a very sad fact. Today, the comrade was seriously trying to convince me that it was right to write "Pozreot". The internet does its job.

Inb4: He trolled you.

Congratulations to all the trolls who voted at the "Eurovision" contest for Conchita Wurst :)

Eternal fire, two TPs are photographed. I look at the pictures and discuss:
Chapter 111: The Rose...
222: You look at me
111: I talked about yours.

From Donetsk they write: service is when you go to Russia in the summer, and she comes to you.

xxx is. I have a wonderful neighbor. Today afternoon, he started knocking in the wall with a hammer. I didn’t hear anything, Ramstein made a louder voice. So he started bumping in the rhythm)))

YYYYY Next time I’ll give you power metal. He’ll go to bed and go to bed.)

cute killed: bought an iPhone, digged and digged, the first thing I heard - "ego-go-go, look what a cool lighthouse"

Discussion of the photo of a student with the Order of Glory and a black orange tape:

xxx: Children and grandchildren must be allowed to wear the prizes of the dids, and to walk, linking them, we build on the parade. This hereditary carrying of rewards has already been practiced under the cursed tsarism, so that it will be easy to bring down the base.
YYY: Only in this case, we need to compel the veterans to go to schools and tell from the first person about the War: "And here I go out in a tank near Prochorovka - and on my right - Goderian, and on the left - Manstein!"
zzz:...and then the ping passed, and I got out of the "dancers"! and ;)

Verbal diarrhea is most often accompanied by constipation of thoughts.

When I was five years old, my mother and I walked the street. I suddenly stumbled and fell. He broke his knee to blood. I just wanted to forget, as my mother said to me:
“Oh, look, the asphalt has been ruined, let’s run faster from here!
I immediately forgot about the pain.
My mom and I always remember and laugh.

Merkel: We are very dissatisfied with the parade in Crimea.
Putin: Do you want to go back to Berlin?

I was driving with Max. In the morning, a clot fell in his knee, he was taken to the hospital, pulled out and put into the test tube.
One asks, why did he go to the test tube? He replied that if he did not die, he was not contagious.
And then the next: "So there is no air there? I will surely die!"
The answer killed: “Dumb, if Max doesn’t die, he wasn’t contagious.”

This cactus is forgotten to water and eventually watered with tea remains.
This cactus is English.

So what about yesterday’s girlfriend?
Oh yeah, it is broken.
XHH: You don’t have anything to do with the pot.
Wow, I’ve become a bit of a wooden man lately.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I did not understand.
A wooden sexist?
WTF - WTF - WTF
I am broken ebu.

xxx: If Godzilla is a female, then the phrase “to want Godzilla” sounds zoophile.
ууу: the phrase "to want Godzilla" sounds hopeful.

No, in Ukraine everything is like in GTA - first to crush the forces (up to 6 stars), the army arrives, and you are a whore - and stole a tank!