With AdMe, comments to suddenly cute photos of puppies in macro shootings:

XXX is beautiful! But... I thought they were determined? ))
yyy: I don't think they signed a contract and paid them)
zzz: I am more than sure that the release of the model was not given to the rabbits to sign, and generally concealed the fact that it was necessary to do so.
YYY: I’m worried about it too, they urgently need legal help.

And the sponsor of our speech is not quite a Russian dictionary.
Not entirely Russian dictionary - yeah, theirny, pischat, bokolavor.

My daughter, three years. I walked under the window and met the boy. He took her hand home:

This is Eric!

The subconscious itself added the phrase: "He will live with us!". So small, and already...

How can you convince a brunette neighbor to say, “Well, where are you, black fool?”I called the grizzly cat, and did not address her?? to

Stabilizers and emulsifiers are an integral part of the ice cream recipe. " This is 5+))
The finished product comes on three different packaging lines: at the exit we get ice cream, shave foam and dishwasher. After all, Unilever is a multi-professional company"

LPS: The ex-husband of Pugacheva made a series about her. Although the performer of the main role is strictly secret, but we know that Sergey Bezrukov did not succeed.

Vladimir: how to add subtitles in Adobe Premier?
There should be a text generator.
The text generator is me.
Vadim: You’re a crawler behind the keyboard, and the text generator is a crawler in the premiere

Crimeans are beginning to come to know that in Russia not only pensions are higher, but also prices are higher.

Because I am a harsh Siberian woman. And the Siberian women are so harsh that they despise Hachiko for not waiting and dying.

A delicious iris. I started chewing with pleasure. Suddenly I got a stone in it. I’m joking, maybe someone’s tooth. Haah! turned out to be mine.

"I didn’t go in!"
A man from Russia aged 16 to 60 years.

Think of Prince.
You think I did not give.

A dialogue between a senior development, a tester and a junior who flies with a trip to paintball because of the fact that the scientist has appointed a meeting for a diploma.
Q: Can you move it?
Junior: There are no options!
Tester: Well, Razrab will order the word before the print, tell him that you code like God!
A five-second break... and sad.
How God knows who...

grammar and grammar.
The magic of unclear diction is invaluable. As well as good fantasy. At school during the exhibition the phrase "And among the ice he saw the head of Vasily" acquired new paints in two variants:
1)"And among the ice he saw the naked Basil";
2)"And among the lions he saw the naked Basil"
Tired and physically noticed children were not very confused by the fact that the text was about polarists.

xxx: 6th sense, 6th sense - and did not think of the barometer in the knee joint, attached to the nerve pain?
WOW: with the barometer in the head is also not sweet... When the pressure changes – do you know how painfully the arrow clings to the brain?! to

Employees of the State Border Committee were forced to use weapons to stop the pursuit."

Have you been shot, right?

Legran: But my first mistake is being friends with my friends.
These pedingtons are friends without me.

I will give the water pipeline five months, and the electricity pipeline six months. The beautiful roads that we built there will last no more than a couple of winters: they are made of cheap cement and laid naked, without a foundation, and the fence on dangerous turns is made of painted boards.

Just a quote from the book "Atlanta raised his shoulders" about deliberately(!) Irresponsible and low-quality construction of the city, and how many interesting associations...

Question: How many men are needed to hang a shelf two months after it fell?
One bad woman.

by Lyu Iouk:
Sanya, now there will be a retreat from the topic... NEVER have a big dog

by Lyu Iouk:
I sold my bones yesterday.
A cow's skull with eyes

by Lyu Iouk:
He bite his bones and his eyes are now hanging.

by Lyu Iouk:
r r r r r r r r r r r r r

The North:
and ROFL

The North:
It is delicious :)

by Lyu Iouk:
It’s funny, but I look at it.

by Lyu Iouk:
They are looking at me too.

by Lyu Iouk:
And it is especially frightening when this bone with the eyelid is pulled out by oxygen, which appears to be only two-thirds of that bone... and begins to tickle...

by Lyu Iouk:
I live in a horror movie.