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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96727
 15.04.2014
(On trade in currency at the Interbank)
Something the dollar has been on the same level for 1.5 hours.
It is grouped before the jump.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96726
 15.04.2014
TolYasik: I worked in a taxi, sometimes I had to sleep behind the wheel and every time I woke up (in the car at night), I automatically, from all the way, heracled the brakes, hoping that not all is lost and I will be able to stop. Pulse scaled, hair doughed, adrenaline his mother).

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96725
 15.04.2014
I ordered a camouflage (original fleeting), just delivered. Happy as an elephant) immediately burned, clear pen. My sister is silent about what is happening.
She: Now you’re in my room and you’re going to scatter your camouflage?
I: What’s wrong with it?
She is (darkly): You are

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96724
 15.04.2014
Inscription on the door to the office in OVIRE:
Disabled persons, veterans and many children are served
In the mess!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96723
 15.04.2014
A joke repeated twice is twice as funny.
YYY: Ahha, say it again.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №96722
 15.04.2014
Commentary on the photo of the pierced in the battle of Waterloo by the nucleus of Kiras.
I hope this guy survived.
So that hurt me. Yet two hundred years have passed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96721
 15.04.2014
LAW: You know...
Lav: After I pulled someone’s nail out of the meat roulette, doubts that “Hope 95” was just a manufacturer’s brand grew greatly.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96720
 15.04.2014
Comments to the news "In the Netherlands appeared the first road with a glowing mark":
Q: Is there a chance for Russia to solve one of the two problems?
WOW: If the first problem is solved by asphalt pavers and slides, then no one knows what to do with the roads! and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96719
 15.04.2014
What are the electronic bus tickets? I bought a ticket to the Philharmonic on the website of the Philharmonic and then went the day before the concert to the Philharmonic box office with a printed electronic ticket to secure it with a stamp. Thank you to Mrs. Kokulin (Director of the Philharmonic) on behalf of all the cultural inhabitants of Perm.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96718
 15.04.2014
Alexandr: Per it was I who became a fool at all, but some questions in the visa questionnaire put me in a positive impasse.
Scukonick: "Have you stopped beating your father?"

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96717
 15.04.2014
I realized that it was necessary to be more friendly only when I took four bots in the siege of the castle.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96716
 15.04.2014
The mother tongue is not the one you have to learn, but the one you think and learn.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96715
 15.04.2014
Our friends have a Jaco poppy. They also have a dog in the apartment.
So this vicious bird imitates the doorbell, the Doberman, naturally, breaks out and runs to the door, and the poppy screams to him with the master's voice:
Walden is in place.
How unfortunate Doberman has not gone mad there - a mystery...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №96714
 15.04.2014
Social science lessons in school.
The teacher is trying to motivate the upper classes to study: "You know, the future American President Abraham Lincoln had a very complacent wife and when she got him, and this happened very often, he went to the library and there was engaged in self-education. In his memoirs, he noted that it helped him become president!"
A silent whisper from the gallery: "He simply didn't have a garage, and so he would sleep."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96713
 15.04.2014
How much warranty is 1 year?
12 months, where did you get that 1 year? by :
1:O fucking, 12 months, bad that not 1 year, sad =(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96712
 15.04.2014
The sun runs. I do not work, I do not eat, I do not spend on doctors (except for a psychiatrist), I am in harmony with myself and nature.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96711
 15.04.2014
Remember, 9 out of 10 single mothers on the internet are trolls. There are 10 on each site.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96710
 15.04.2014
How are pedestrians allowed?
Not like the trains.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96709
 15.04.2014
“I’m losing weight from my aunts at work. One - over 50 - in a transparent shirt - the underwear shines from a distance, the other, slightly younger - over 40 - in such a shirt - slightly inclined to the comp - pockets on the screen. and young people walk in jeans, shorts quite long or in free pants at all - no hint of anything...

...and on every corner they hunt for the disbanded youth...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96708
 15.04.2014
stol_petr> Modern Orthodox sites are something about.
stol_petr> full of darkness, suffering and descriptions of all kinds of torture article "The Crucifixion of Christ" and buttons Like!, +1, Switch

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