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YYYY :
XXX, 1984 by Orwell

The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.
by W. Churchill.

At the Ukrainian borders – powerful troops of the Russian Federation, possible invasion.

XHH: And sho, will we turn on Russian channels?

About :

I read the "Fenimore Cooper’s Beast ". I came to this phrase: "...in the light between the leaves looked an unusually nice young female face, and so close that the Beast could reach him with a beast."
I have only one question: why?! to

The author gives the reader information about the distance. Not to write, "to the face was 5 meters 50 centimeters."

Do not look for meaning where it is not.

We have 4 single women and 2 cats. And when a knife falls on the floor, we don’t try to knock it on the floor three times. We begin to put order and secretly hope for happiness.

Take care of your pets, after buying sausages keep in an inaccessible place for them, because they can find them and get poisoned.

Experts estimated that the scientists proved that a former congressman said that according to eyewitnesses, according to analysts Ren-TV would not lie.

I bought myself one and a half kilos of M&Ms!
YYY: Will it not slide?
XXX: They are with nuts
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Well, with nuts, it won’t stick! ?

Here is this:

The granddaughter of the writer, Valentina Katayev, told how her girlfriend at school was asked to write a piece about what Katayev invested in the image of Vany from the novel "Son of the Regiment". A friend came to Katayev in visit and asked about this the writer himself, taking his words as the basis of his work. As a result, for the composition, she received a three with a minus with a comment that Katayev thought about something completely different.

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This story is told by Darya Donzova about herself. And the daughter of Valentina Katayev, who really knew her well as a child, says that Grunja (the real name of Dontsova) has always been a townhouse to lie :)))

If you can’t get your girlfriend to have sex for a very long time, she probably has enough sex without you.

Dedicated to grandmothers.

My mother is a wonderful grandmother of two grandchildren and two grandchildren. The daughter was born with an angelish appearance and with the same character, and the son - with a similar appearance, but a terrible flight. “Flight” is said too softly. At that time, my husband was often on business trips, and I was tired. “Tired” is also softly said. I looked just "chic": the blueprints under my eyes ended somewhere in the chest area.
My mother decided to give me the opportunity to translate the spirit and took the children with her. for a day.
Going away...Kaifu. The next day I woke up for lunch. The phone. by Mama.
and hello. You are how?
Mommy is great! I drink coffee in bed.
Who was cooking?
Maia, she cooked herself. The point is not... You understand, I lie... No one dive into my bowl, the sandwich does not lick, the body does not bump, the finger does not curl in my ear... Beauty!!! to
I know... rest.
Mom, how are you there?
It’s here... (in the phone)
........................................
The Dinner. A bell at the door. I open. My daughter stumbled into the apartment. At the threshold, in the foreground, my second child is outstanding: the eyes shine, a healthy ruby, a smile to the ears, on all six teeth. Behind him is my mom and for some reason does not smile: takes a slide on the back of the head, hair from under it in all directions, no gram of cosmetics on the face, a shell on the neck - dangerous nodes, a coat tied through a button, a pointed face (apparently pressure). Mother is trying to push her grandson into the apartment. He cries and cries.
Take your treasure!
I catch the treasure with a dead grip. I hold. Trying to escape. Mom, taking advantage of the moment, turns and runs down.
Oh my mom! (I scream to her back) Where are you? Let’s eat and drink a cup of tea!!! to
thank you! And another time!! (from the bottom)... and “babah” (metallic entrance door)
For a while, I stood on the staircase and thought: How did a 63-year-old woman manage to escape from the third floor in five and a half seconds and jump out on the street?

My grandchildren are my second youth. :)

And remember, in 2010, the main news on all TV channels was a shark-man-eating in Egypt. It was gold time.

Buy food for cats and fillers. They ate everything and swept everything.

From the fortress textbook:
"To display the content of the file on the screen, tap the
Two times the mouse."
Now I understand why this language is not so widespread now.

I asked a friend: How was your birthday? Tell me
She said, “Yes, as usual... she ran, put the chicken in the oven, cleaned the potatoes, cooked, washed the dishes... fed everyone, got the flowers!

I remembered my first change as a waitress) I mean, this whole business, Caesar. I approach the table, stumble on the chair... salad on the table, a plate in my hands! I thought - well all the pepper) well man, really not confused, says - what an unusual serving of salad you have! They ate everything from the table.

I recently purchased a pair of Energizers for electric combustion in the format of old Soviet round batteries. LR14 - 26 mm in diameter and 50 mm in length. Weight of 100 grams each.
I have a bad habit of machine reading instructions.
Instructions in different languages. Only in the Russian version 2 points more.
1) Do not swallow it.
2) When swallowing go to the doctor.
At this time, the thought is grizzly – did they mean a psychiatrist?

I think, or is it a new editor? All texts turned into an insult through the word.

P.s An old joke:
Mademoiselle, will we sleep?
Young man, I am married!
Oh sorry you! Madam to sleep?
of course.

Have you noticed how the TP and other fashion contacts have begun to twist out of the edges of their illiteracy? They now describe their status only with smiley!
Now instead of "I’m now in the club, I’m squeezing with chicks" will be *smiley* club* glass* friends* chat*.

About the Omsk.
I went out and literally understood the meaning of the phrase "What did not get me there";