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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107189
 22.12.2014
In the store I take from the shelf chicken filet, on the packaging: "Aromatizer..., fixer..., stabilizer..., does not contain GMOs". We would write right away - "not containing DNA".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107188
 22.12.2014
user
I cannot find the form of the document.
me me
I dropped all the documents I had.
user
Not all dropped: no clean forms
me me
I couldn’t throw away everything, everything that was on my desktop and in my documents – everything I copied to this computer.
user
Call me if you don’t understand.
user
I’m talking about clean blanks.
user
Set me the forms.
user
Because they were with me, and after your work they disappeared.
me me
Do forms mean clean Microsoft Word documents?
user
Yes Yes
me me
the upper left corner - button File, there create - new document

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107187
 22.12.2014
I will explain:

Oh, they have already invented their own Russian, in which you can demonstratively ignore the rules, only to humiliate the neighbors.
— — —
Dear neighbors. Do not confuse with omelette. Are you very humiliated if a Russian person speaks Belarus and Ukraine? It was not about you at all, but about the fact that our officials-trojans are reworking the language for the purposes of political inclinations, not complying with the elementary rules. Like coffee, it is, it parachutes through the... People against it. Here is the whole arithmetic.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107186
 22.12.2014
Let’s do the opposite advertising!
YYY: How is it?? to
xxx: to the regular customer, who in a month will buy the goods least of all, we give a prize - a rubber jacket! and on the site on the first page such a post "this month the frog came to such a thing"))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107185
 22.12.2014
The most common surnames among Korean gastarbayters are Pak, Kim and Mon.
Now I know why my friend-probe calls them "pokemon".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107184
 22.12.2014
Homosexuality is one of the main compromises of the FSB against politicians, officials, businessmen.
If homosexuality becomes a gender norm in Russia, masses of secret folders will go to the trash.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107183
 22.12.2014
Andrei
I have been clean for 3 months.

I do not play anything.

Unusual somehow.

Ekaterina
You play well on the nerves.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107182
 22.12.2014
Comment from the discussion on Onliner.by

5 Refrigerators in the kitchen look normal? Instead of the kitchen.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107181
 22.12.2014
Russian user in one expression:
I am not morally ready to pay for it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107180
 22.12.2014
The leadership of the Russian Orthodox Church has denied information about its wealth. According to the priests, the outer luxury of the Russian Orthodox Church is only a call to “heavenly beauty.”


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107179
 22.12.2014
Who will make you a priest?
We need to build a zigzag!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №107178
 22.12.2014
Miha and Petrovich are our local Ravshan and Jamsut.
They sent them to mark the drying trees with dry tops.
HHH: to be sprinkled by specially trained people
xhh: to avoid the collapse of those on the nearest power transmission line
He gave the red paint and said to paint the arrows.
on those berries on which there are no leaves above
They came together, as if they had done everything.
xxh: the foresters came with gas stoves, walked around the area, we look, they are lying on the corner
I looked up myself and found nine goals.
hh: 6 on berries, and 3 on concrete supports of the power transmission line
Huhh: and hole, the leaves are not on top, the landlord said...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107177
 22.12.2014
News of culture. Mosfilm gave the start to the shootings of an epic project in the spirit of Slavic fantasy - "Varvar Konanov".

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107176
 22.12.2014
yyy: devabandha - sonicating through the ear shell))
In the 12th century, it appears that Kamasutra was published
In India, I mean
Not published, but written

XXX: It was already in my ears)))

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX is O! I now, when people don’t hear anything, I’ll ask: "You are doing what—devabandhoy, what?"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107175
 22.12.2014
The Command. The local hypermarket. At the entrance of the coffee shop, they sell ready for weighing, immediately warm. Stunned to eat. A friend took a cooked potato with mushrooms. He tried, squeezed, carried on the box:
You don’t have the potatoes, it’s crazy!
I apologized and got the money back.
We walked over the hyper, went back, decided to see if they removed the potatoes from the window or not. The same potato on the spot as it was, only the price changed:
"Potato crushing with mushrooms"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107174
 22.12.2014
Kodan: Invite Kim Jong-un better to Plesetsk.
The White House, a month, will sit on the valerian. ;-)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107173
 22.12.2014
For the last couple of days, looking with one eye because of the Facebook spam, I watched the situation when the crowds stormed the bankomat of the green bank, took out the cash and removed from the shops computers, cell phones, refrigerators, vacuum cleaners, shoes, cars and other things, but then with shame realized that I fell into misanthropy. In the evening, I went to the store and bought a box of fireworks for 700 pieces. We are together, we are together ?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107172
 22.12.2014
He plays a new stranger. Perse has been sitting in the closet for five minutes and through the gaps watching the stranger standing and breathing loudly right in front of the closet. He plays, nervously trembles the gamepad. He can’t stand and says:
I think you can even have dinner.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107171
 22.12.2014
To the question about the cat-dog, namely, how he wraps when he eats...
Just two other halves are running somewhere.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107170
 22.12.2014
Elena: "They’re not a pair" – about whom could you say that?
Reports: About the left and right hemispheres of the brain of some people.

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