Yiri: we have an ad hanging on the entrance door: "A girl horok is looking for a boy horok for a incident"
Khataru: Furgons are completely overwhelmed

yesterday there was a brain explosion - a representative of the customer (a blonde of 25 years) showed the desire to cover the floor in the boutique (I am mistaken, I am not only engaged in outdoor advertising, but also in the design of shopping areas) with canvas tiles (ATTENTION!!!) Black color, which, like yellow, only with a brown outflow with blisters of green!!! I cried and bumped all night (remembrance of the brain killed).

Wut (the voice of the old lady):
and Norman!
A prostitute!
and Norman!
A prostitute!
The grandmother looks at “Everything is heavy.”

Hitler was told in hell that Russia was introducing troops into Ukraine, and Germany was against. He laughed and cried, and now he wants to shoot himself again.

Everything is destroyed (Zen)
Everything is a member (Freud)

Everything is bolid. by Tiffo! It all hurts. ( by Schumacher )

After all, she must first print looking at the keyboard, then look at the monitor to check and correct mistakes, then she begins to spin her head from this, then she must urgently drink tea, or she is very tired, then the continuation...

On the 10th, the Russians will land. The city will enter from the side of Ovidiopol.
What do you say? I have two empty rooms, let the boys stand.

Mona, I don’t understand anything about our Ukraine... Everyone says that we are fighting with Russia!
And the sho?
The results of the Ukrainian-Russian war are disappointing. Ukrainian losses: 7 tanks, 1 self-propelled haubice, 10 armored vehicles, 1 helicopter and 1 aircraft. More than 2 million people were captured. And what do you think? The Russian army to the war so far has not appeared!

to this

Parisians revolted against lovers – those couples who hang castles on bridges in a sign of strong love. This problem is known to many cities in the world.

The commentary:

Margloss: to issue a divorce permit only to couples who brought a dozen kilograms of castles from bridges.

The superstition. Half of the couples will reconcile while they are spinning.

SLOUGE: Anyone know if this system will work in buildings?
Evdm0011: No, it will not be. Usually in buildings in the zenit - concrete overlay.
Sluge: And how is the problem of positioning inside buildings solved then?
evdm0011: Disclosure of evacuation plans.

C: I take you something from the Yaroslavl monastery
A: The power?

from the forum cxem.net

J_Ohm: It does not clearly follow from this scheme – how is the trigger capable of counting"? Specially even opened the body of the microchip to make sure.

Nik-sh: Did you want to see the accounts there?

by Habr
When he studied law, the educational path passed by the sign of concession to the road, but in fact it was a reversed sign of railway transit without a shlagbaum (a red triangle and a train in it). And then one day the instructor asked a girl what the sign was. She replied: Give up the road to the overturned train.

Patriotism is the protection of the Motherland, not the good of its rulers.

The harsh 90s. My husband’s family, like many others, is trying to survive in some way.
The morning. The huge cat that lived with them is pulling something business around the kitchen. His mother stopped him: he noticed that he was pulling five sausages in his teeth. One is given to him, the rest is given to the family. A little later, the cat brought a dried fish. Where nobody knows. After careful inspection and recognition of its edible prey is also sent to the family table.
And then the cat began to pull the mandarines regularly. In addition, 2-3 pieces a day. I didn’t eat, I just played. Citrus was also taken, washed and given to children.
Later it was discovered that he went to his neighbors and robbed them. And the mandarins stood with them on the balcony in a box. So this striped marodier of two kilograms managed to get out of there before the neighbors suspected the wrong.

A corn thrown into the urn is much more patriotic than a flag on a car.

I was in Suzuka on the weekend. An ancient beautiful city, churches everywhere - the atmosphere is such that even take a chart straight, take the Russian spirit out of the air and sing the bread.
Walking around the monastery, we see a high bell. We stop, look at it, discuss architecture. I hear a voice from my back:
Do you want to get up at the bell?
We turn around, stands an old grandmother monk. Such a straight picture, right.
The first thought in my head: Well, here! The sensitive heart of the grandmother recognized among the crowds of tourists those whose souls are pure and impeccable, and the thoughts are bright. How long, it must have been, she waited for the day when she could open the door of the bell to the devout laity, but all the worthy people did not meet her.
Of course we want! We respond with the choir.
100 rubles per person.

We are the cassiers, people undercover, what broke, the price and we say, the man stood at the box office, that the price is different, I call the manager, he took off, the administrator, she is driving, the senior in the hall is also not, the seller from the department comes.
Mickey, what to do? Where is everything?
Misha is not ashamed.
The cat has dropped the cats, let them fuck as they want!
gets the difference of 5 rubles from the feed gives to the man and leaves, the man is clearly disposed to cheat, paid for the check and dissatisfied left, even 5p did not take

Wizz: I was asked by the security guard at the entrance "young man, are you an asset?"
wizz: one of the offices in the building is called "Active"

The original Star Trek series of the 1960s.

Anonymous: I started to watch. What underwater stones?

There is a possibility that you will start to fear wearing red shirts.