Previously, men spent their free time in garages, now - in hangars.

When a massive attack of psychosis occurs in a bad house, patients declare the sanitarians enemies of the people.

a random meeting of fellow groups in the reception room of a large city hospital, early in the morning at 20.04. all from night.
- Psychiatrist with the ambulance: "Good guys, I heard a celebration like today"
- neuropathologist: "Ugu, there this, like him, has been resurrected"
- Reanimator: "Go you go!and "

Sorry that’s not funny, but:
From the news (in brief):
A child fell under the car. The driver’s guilt has not yet been proven.
and further gesture. Many relatives accuse the driver.
I am just surprised why many relatives"the child lives in a nursery??? to

This is:
From the Dating Site:
I am happy in life.
I am late

Stay in Pain.

It’s good to write "beware".)

[14:59:05] Maria Borodina: And she is quiet.
[14:59:18] D'X: and the dead with the hair stand
[14:59:54] Maria Borodina: And they cuddle... And what do they cuddle?
[15:00:15] D’X: Cut under UN observers

The news. by ITAR-TASS At "AutoVAZE" has opened a Center of consumer satisfaction. The commentary. If the car does not work, we need to introduce alternative options.

I realized the necessity and benefit of grounding in the apartment when I took a shower and, pulling for the shampoo, accidentally touched a member of the washing machine standing next door.

to this:
"16.05.13 15:50 News: Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy..."
As they say, not a year has passed. The obvious incredible...

In the cafe:
Are you ready to order?
Do you have a steak?
of pork or beef.
O_O

Yes, and as if in culinary books, grains/powders/liquids are usually measured in glasses, if not in grams.
I have a book for young housewives (or something like that) in my bookcase that my mom gave for a wedding in 1973. It is in grams or milliliters. Including "cut meat along the fibers in pieces of 10 gr". And the strange word "add": "lay meat in a pot with 420 ml of broth, add 20 g of tomato paste". But I got "300 grams of eggs" in the recipe of some test. Not so long ago I learned that the recipes were of general food standards and norms, simply reduced to, say, three servings, not thirty. One hundred cakes really count eggs in pieces, and how does a piece of meat in 10-20-30 grams look, the cook knows from the first course (or as it was called in the PTU?) is

Blackwater fighters in/in Ukraine were said to have seen African Americans among them. It reminds me of a bearded joke about a black spy who asserted that he was a nice guy in response to the accusations that he was a blacksmith. In the Pentagon of the March or Humorists or Downs

In the morning, I received a message from an unknown number:
Christ is Risen!!The celebration is light! Congratulations on Easter!!! to
It is the truth, and it is the truth, and it is the truth.! to
Q: Did you recognize me? This is Eugenia, Hainan, 2006
ууу: did not know, it is Pavel, Khabarovsk 2014))

Dariel: A packet of chips offers to guess what "football" taste it contains.
Chips with a taste of vuvuzela, right?

In the chemical group, post on the day of astronautics:
What does chemistry have to do with it? and..
YYY: And the rockets that fly on the Holy Spirit?
zzz: Secret technologies of the RPC.

Vanya: they say that an air ticket from NN to Crimea 2 thousand will cost this summer.
Demon: Oh, and the most interesting thing will begin at the arrival. "How much does this cake cost?" "Nine thousand".
“And thou art thou, and thou art thou, and thou art thou, and thou art ten thousand.”
Demon: "Then let’s get a cake". and :)

Discussion of a famous series

XXX is
It always happens...
The series will gain popularity, the creators will start to crack the bubble, and it becomes scary for them to slay a goose that carries golden eggs.
Although the public is tired of the goose, and the eggs are smaller and smaller, and it is necessary to cut it while the meat is young and not tough, but unfortunately - you want more.
And the goose still dies sooner or later...

YYYY
Does the goose carry eggs? can be protected

- Yes, there is more and more expensive, even biscuits in a square!
In the square?
and yes.
Was it Waffle?
Cookies in a square.

Sitting for breakfast with my son (10 years)
Imagine Rapunzel’s hair in the soup. You get it, get it, get it, get it.
I couldn’t eat any further.)
This is the mind of a Russian child.

A beautiful morning, dawn outside the window.
The rays of the sun swallowed the bed like the sea.
I just woke up not because of it.
The cat, the fox, cried loudly in the hallway.
c) Scorp