QQQ: What is the difference between squirrels and drows?
NNN: Both strawberries and strawberries eat my strawberries, I’m short-sighted and can’t distinguish them.
NNN: When I appear in the garden, they leave or jump into the grass.
NNN: It seems they are still leaving, not afraid of the bastards.
Don’t be afraid, fuckers.
How One Piece Changes Everything

by lr131:
Cut off the light. I woke up from silence. :D

In the dictionary of "non-Russian": more than ten years have passed, and this verification work on computer science can not be forgotten. In the notebooks of the three ten-classes the phrase:
"Development of work"

Once upon a time, our planet was inhabited by zombies, and then a human apocalypse happened.

A story from my schoolchild:
- We are going to geography lesson, the teacher tells about some stupid mistakes at the exams in the 8th grade, she says:
One student even wrote that Kazakhstan is one of the regions of Russia.
One of the students:
This is a foolish city!

Many things first appear in Moscow and only then in Izhevsk. For example, new technologies or spring.

Commentary :
And the Tadzjik!

Tagged: Listen to
Ulyana is?
slashlv: and you can send funny pictures, so that you respond to them something like "ahahhaha" "ppc)))" "lo)00)0))" well and so on.? to
Ulyana: I can
SLASHLV: You are my best friend!

xxx: Remembering rolled from a torrent driver some on the wheel 98
xxx: weighed 30 megabytes
xxx: speed of 4 kbps
yyy: sid with gprs that le
XXX: Then he disappeared
xxx: but there was his IP.
xxx: I started looking for where this IP is.
xxx: He belonged to a computer club in lower Novgorod
I found the number, I called.
XXX: The club's admin put on the distribution
I asked him to get up again.
YYY: LOL, CROUT :D
xxx: no, fuck he whipped
xxx: "How did you know the shit?"

Atomic workers expressed concerns about the safety of Ukrainian nuclear power plants that decided to replace Russian fuel with American

Y> let it be delivered - and that's a long time to the "stalker" there were no updates - and here new locations will appear

It is naive:

Everywhere - a normal man, came to Moscow - became a fool. Not otherwise than the local buffalo generates a special wisdom field in which you will get - and immediately a fool.

Sorry, but this is yours. Simply, when the deterrent factors in the form of relatives and acquaintances disappear, it begins to behave according to its nature. It and evaluates everyone on its own, he in Moscow has everything around fools. Do you recognize anyone?

Wouldn’t we, with our “great and powerful,” come up with a more expressive word?

– – – – –
In the Belarusian internet there is the word "like", "like"- "like"
In other words, it will be "sweet"

As Prioru do not drop, under the Kamaz will not pass anyway...

> Have you heard the joke about "We have not paid them for six months, and they still work"?
I heard the joke “The rocket took off – it fell into the mud, what a salary – such a job!”

I will add my five copies in the history of school injustice:

In the first class we started English and the class was led by a very disgusting woman. And my parents gave me a private group at 4 years old, so at 7 years old I could already communicate in the language, not what to read in letters. And then in my second lesson I got the only pair in my life in English for... having named the second letter of the alphabet before the teacher. Apparently, the woman did not appreciate the initiative and craving for knowledge in children.

12.04.2014 xxx: is the avatar already out?
12.04.2014 yyy: No, it will only be released in 2009.

xxx: Put yourself in the place of the intelligence service with its tasks and capabilities and the answer will be obvious.
YYY: Why is it obvious?
XX: Well, there are such things – obvious. You come home with a wife and a dog and someone wrote in the corner. You can talk to your wife! :) In general, the answer is obvious.

I entered by spam. This is the type of voice that invites me to meet.

About me
The Name: Darina
Date of Birth: 22 May 1993
Height: 170 cm
Weight: 57 kg
Physical condition: Strong
Vegetation on the face and body: Chest, Back, Arms, Feet

Marvin: As I go down the subway, I am increasingly convinced that if for some reason a zombie apocalypse happens suddenly, then in addition to the first wave mutants, about 70% of the survivors will initially be bitten on the first day because they have not noticed any difference in what is happening on the street.

Doing nonsense is not difficult. It is difficult then to prove that what is done is part of a far-reaching clever plan.

Born and raised in the village. From birth until 23 years old (then married and moved to the city or first to the city), there were many livelihoods in the village, including cats! I still remember Red, there is no such red cat named Barmalay! So this cat with a gorgeous red face loves to go with my father and me to Bath! He will jump on the roof and wait for it to be dampened (a little wreath) and then into the basin with water! It could several times... and!! By the way, Bartholomew did not drink milk at all!