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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86647
 07.09.2013
Jan May:
(A call to the door)
Hi to you! Do you believe in God?

Their reaction?

by Noobster:
“I believe in myself, but do you believe in me?” says 90% of preachers.

The key:
“Go on the hook!” and the closed door sweeps away 100% of the preachers.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86646
 07.09.2013
xxx: I inserted new batteries in the wireless bell on the door yesterday. The phone in my absence silenced and ringed continuously. And my cats are used to meeting everyone and immediately run to the door as they hear the bell.
xxx: Shortly, when I came, the cats were laying in a layer and could only blink at the time of the phone call.
No one has ever seen the cats XD

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86645
 07.09.2013
[From the news about the Belarusian who was fined in Turkey]
xxx: My wife and daughter were flying to Alanya beautifully, arrived happy, so - who to believe?
YYY: I’t be happy with the fact that my wife arrived very happy from Turkey.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86644
 07.09.2013
Friday morning is a strange thing. It seems good, but it seems not.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86643
 06.09.2013
to this:

>We broke up somehow with my mother in business, the little child and grandfather left behind. We come and > ask how things work. My daughter (3 years) replied:" It’s terrible. My grandfather sang a terrible song." >What are you doing? Which is? - "Enemies burned their hometown..."

I was somehow curious what the song was from which the first line in a bunch of anecdotes shone. I listened. I was crying. I have never heard anything more honest about war.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86642
 06.09.2013
Alexey, don’t worry about that. You are not the first, you are not the last. I am sure everything will form!
Wow, I can do it for you. I am not much older.
Don’t get rid of it, Loh! Everything is full))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86641
 06.09.2013
Looking at the weather, how can you not feel sure that summer was only last week...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86640
 06.09.2013
Dialogue with my husband:
“Love, what do you do for dinner?
Oysters in Normandy sauce.
I understood! Pellets are Pellets.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86639
 06.09.2013
As a rule, it is more pleasant for a man to see a table than to hear his wife speak Greek.
The comments:
Everyone deserves the ruler he has, who is Greek and who is stomach.
Who has the Greeks?
ZZZ: Cancer
YYY: Don’t overdo it, it’s an isolated case. One specific cancer had one specific Greek.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86638
 06.09.2013
Review on the website of the large electronic discount:
XHH: I never used ultrasonic brushes before, so it was a strange feeling that I pushed a vibrator into my mouth (although I never used them before). It was unusual.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86637
 06.09.2013
Nainiv: If so, I am the only girl in the department. I stand, try to pack a large pile of documents in a envelope and say:
And they said to me, “Don’t be afraid, he will come in.”
(The whole piece is in the envelope)
The members applauded from under the table.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №86636
 06.09.2013
Pastas in Lucca:
XHHH: Lovely girls, who can splash a fancy with the inscription Lumen? Please in the face.
YYY: What kind of discrimination is that? Why only girls? What if it would be a 194-centimetre Gleb, who puts his 94-kilogram body in a woven chair, and with rough but sensual fingers wraps a real male fan?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86635
 06.09.2013
But you, if you want to cook according to my recipes, still hold out after the posts about the fungi of day 3, so that it is certain that I am not poisoned to death. )) I am still alive, which I would advise you.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86634
 06.09.2013
Do you have an old computer? I have changed my battery twice!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86633
 06.09.2013
Their habits:
In the United States, police interrupted group sex in a temple.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86632
 06.09.2013
I have no weights at home so I don’t get upset.
40 years and there will be no mirrors.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86631
 06.09.2013
XXX: Fuck, the head has gone around and the work is still immeasurable. The pirate...
I need to take a pills in some way.
Drink the pills noticeably! Say that it’s from the rage of the uterus, otherwise you’ll wreck the whole office! O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86630
 06.09.2013
J: The kid at our oldest parkour wants to do
At the class of physics, the new young teacher showed a video
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Does she not think at all?
I told him not to do so.
Of course everyone wanted
M: Nothing, we will show him a video about fractures and brain injuries.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86629
 06.09.2013
I sit in a line at the clinic. In front of me a guy in a strict costume (on street +35), with a red tie. The head is smoothly shaved. Fit aunt: "Are you the last?" "Yes and" "And who are you?" "The 47th" I needed to see both eyes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86628
 06.09.2013
In Moscow opened a new metro station

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