Jan May:
(A call to the door)
Hi to you! Do you believe in God?

Their reaction?

by Noobster:
“I believe in myself, but do you believe in me?” says 90% of preachers.

The key:
“Go on the hook!” and the closed door sweeps away 100% of the preachers.

xxx: I inserted new batteries in the wireless bell on the door yesterday. The phone in my absence silenced and ringed continuously. And my cats are used to meeting everyone and immediately run to the door as they hear the bell.
xxx: Shortly, when I came, the cats were laying in a layer and could only blink at the time of the phone call.
No one has ever seen the cats XD

[From the news about the Belarusian who was fined in Turkey]
xxx: My wife and daughter were flying to Alanya beautifully, arrived happy, so - who to believe?
YYY: I’t be happy with the fact that my wife arrived very happy from Turkey.

Friday morning is a strange thing. It seems good, but it seems not.

to this:

>We broke up somehow with my mother in business, the little child and grandfather left behind. We come and > ask how things work. My daughter (3 years) replied:" It’s terrible. My grandfather sang a terrible song." >What are you doing? Which is? - "Enemies burned their hometown..."

I was somehow curious what the song was from which the first line in a bunch of anecdotes shone. I listened. I was crying. I have never heard anything more honest about war.

Alexey, don’t worry about that. You are not the first, you are not the last. I am sure everything will form!
Wow, I can do it for you. I am not much older.
Don’t get rid of it, Loh! Everything is full))

Looking at the weather, how can you not feel sure that summer was only last week...

Dialogue with my husband:
“Love, what do you do for dinner?
Oysters in Normandy sauce.
I understood! Pellets are Pellets.

As a rule, it is more pleasant for a man to see a table than to hear his wife speak Greek.
The comments:
Everyone deserves the ruler he has, who is Greek and who is stomach.
Who has the Greeks?
ZZZ: Cancer
YYY: Don’t overdo it, it’s an isolated case. One specific cancer had one specific Greek.

Review on the website of the large electronic discount:
XHH: I never used ultrasonic brushes before, so it was a strange feeling that I pushed a vibrator into my mouth (although I never used them before). It was unusual.

Nainiv: If so, I am the only girl in the department. I stand, try to pack a large pile of documents in a envelope and say:
And they said to me, “Don’t be afraid, he will come in.”
(The whole piece is in the envelope)
The members applauded from under the table.

Pastas in Lucca:
XHHH: Lovely girls, who can splash a fancy with the inscription Lumen? Please in the face.
YYY: What kind of discrimination is that? Why only girls? What if it would be a 194-centimetre Gleb, who puts his 94-kilogram body in a woven chair, and with rough but sensual fingers wraps a real male fan?

But you, if you want to cook according to my recipes, still hold out after the posts about the fungi of day 3, so that it is certain that I am not poisoned to death. )) I am still alive, which I would advise you.

Do you have an old computer? I have changed my battery twice!

Their habits:
In the United States, police interrupted group sex in a temple.

I have no weights at home so I don’t get upset.
40 years and there will be no mirrors.

XXX: Fuck, the head has gone around and the work is still immeasurable. The pirate...
I need to take a pills in some way.
Drink the pills noticeably! Say that it’s from the rage of the uterus, otherwise you’ll wreck the whole office! O_O

J: The kid at our oldest parkour wants to do
At the class of physics, the new young teacher showed a video
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Does she not think at all?
I told him not to do so.
Of course everyone wanted
M: Nothing, we will show him a video about fractures and brain injuries.

I sit in a line at the clinic. In front of me a guy in a strict costume (on street +35), with a red tie. The head is smoothly shaved. Fit aunt: "Are you the last?" "Yes and" "And who are you?" "The 47th" I needed to see both eyes.

In Moscow opened a new metro station