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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96667
 14.04.2014
and to me "elebz" reminded of another student creation in the control in mathematics: "keyficent"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №96666
 14.04.2014
From a conversation with a friend:

You know, my trouble is that I am the first to stick to the men I meet. I went to the movie and I ate popcorn.
So what so?
And licking my fingers...
Well and what?
to him...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96665
 14.04.2014
Takc : Yes! This is another question! And what if you throw a crack into a black hole, but along, and over?
spoonisoutthere: whereas the length of the piece should tend to infinity divided by pi in square.
Takc: I fear that neither Pi in the square nor even Pi in the cube will be able to divide a good Soviet break!
__yankee__: Hmm... after the break, the spherical sergeant must be thrown out of the building.
At the end is Dembele. But then there is a high likelihood of measurement errors.
Azgar: Put the praporcher there.
__yankee__: An experiment with a praporchnik would bring science to new boundaries. But they (and the experiment, and the praporcher) threaten to collapse the universe.The equation of the Japanese Gealdman and the experiences of the mysteriously missing Gypsy professor Aynaneev partially confirm this.
Azgar: It is unclear whether the hole will dry up the buffalo or the buffalo will dry up the hole. Thus e. We have an uncertainty of the type infinity to infinity.
Or zero to zero?
__yankee__ : No-no, the zero uncertainty of anti-matter is attached to the warriors.
This is a fundamental law.

Colleague, let’s stop before the majestic mystery of the universe. Otherwise, our experimental praporchnik creeps a black hole. The end of the world was still missing right after the Day of Space!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96664
 14.04.2014
From watching porn there is the impression that sex is what a girl does when a guy is not worth it.)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №96663
 14.04.2014
No need for white potatoes. I eat it myself often - not worse than German eco-friendly.
Yyy: of course:) because in what land grows:) Our turf trees are made up of 30% of the Arians
by Heleknar

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96662
 14.04.2014
I recently read the recommendation to eat a couple of ingirins, shrimp and curacao for the night. Just like these dried fruits are useful in themselves, but in a mixture give a good remedy for restoring the back and connective tissue. I ate yesterday.
My back has not reacted yet. But the intestine said a big thank you for the capital cleansing >_<
The business meeting had to be cancelled, so the wallet was bad.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96661
 14.04.2014
In the toilet we had liquid soap dispensers. Dispensers "great" quality continuously flow. So that the soap simply does not leak into the dishwasher, there are single-use glasses under the dispensers. It remains to add that we have white-transparent color soap. What I can say, quite strange in the male toilet look single-use glasses filled with white thick fluid.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96660
 14.04.2014
If a smart thought comes to you when you are drunk, know that it is stupid.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96659
 14.04.2014
In the coffin of the non-Russian: "She removed the buduar" )

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96658
 14.04.2014
to this:

WBW
No, I’m just reading notes here.

Lord
by Blondie
It is simple. I even know them:
to, re, mi, fa, salt, la, si

WBW
I am a blonde. and you try to play arpegio for 2 octaves in the tone of salt sept up and down in the trio size

and----
There can be no Tonality of Salt Sept! Sept is a form of accord!!! There is no triple size. There is a triple drawing. Three sizes, three sizes, three sizes, three sizes. Well, you, girl, once you fuck, then fuck according to terminology.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96657
 14.04.2014
xxh: I go home in the evening, before entering a few small jumps on the "classics", only the jumper clearly jumps out of the last strength. What about him, I understood in a second, when something stunned in the cells on the asphalt itself, namely... the three-digit numbers in them – at my entrance “classics” ended at the figure 500! He did not stand up and looked at this creation - there were really half a thousand cells, 6-8 colors, and it went up the slope for some reason, occupying almost the entire sidewalk in the yard. Why it was created and why it was tested is a mystery.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96656
 14.04.2014
And in the bowl:
Dry play
I don't see the por.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96655
 14.04.2014
The day of air defense is like the day of the lander, the celebrants also take bottles and shout "For air defense!"", but then they do not break it on the head, but they shoot down pigeons and low-flying aircraft :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96654
 13.04.2014
The exchange of sanctions between Europe, the U.S. and Russia reminded me of an episode from Harrison’s book “The Ethics Specialist” where leaders meet at the border line:

“I hate you, Chuck!” he said.

“I hate you, Fassimba!” replied Chuck.

The exchange of curses seemed to be as compulsory as the pa-de-de in ballet. Both shook with guns, shouted several threats to each other, then sat down and began to talk peacefully.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96653
 13.04.2014
I had a friend who specifically said ‘go out’ instead of ‘go out’ because she didn’t like the word ‘go out’. Probably an association.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96652
 13.04.2014
In the first class we started English and the class was led by a very disgusting woman. And my parents gave me a private group at 4 years old, so at 7 years old I could already communicate in the language, not what to read in letters. And then in my second lesson I got the only pair in my life in English for... having named the second letter of the alphabet before the teacher. Apparently, the woman did not appreciate the initiative and craving for knowledge in children.
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In 6-8 grade I received only two grades - 5 and 2. She got pairs when she used designs that we had not yet passed or that the teacher did not know.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96651
 13.04.2014
XX: Why is the course of the hryvnia jumping? Whoever does not jump is a moscal.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96650
 13.04.2014
Yyy: Everyone knows that 15-year-old schoolgirls have superpowers
XXX: What if it is serious?
Yyy: What could be more serious than a 15-year-old schoolgirl with superpowers?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96649
 13.04.2014
to this:
Baalin, swimming in a public swimming pool in the family - the wildest baseball. These huge eggs waving on the waves behind the “athlete” even shaken my psyche.
___________________
In the first second I thought of Balin of the Hobbit and began to remember where he was swimming so, in the family.

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96648
 13.04.2014
This is:

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I would understand that I don’t need his money and appreciate it, but I could do so that the family didn’t need anything. I am tired of being strong.
- did home repairs and all the other male work, carried us to the country, where he would help his mother on the weekend, but would not hesitate about the check-in. Ideally, it should be provided with separate housing. We could rent his apartment until my little girl grows up and then move to him.
Responsibly treated the family, manly solved all problems, but understood that he did not have the right to vote here.
I would love and love my child as a parent, but I knew he was a stranger to her.

Give it, you get nothing. No rights, only duties. You are not grown up for marriage.

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