The wife prepares her son (4 years) for sleep.
Boy, go to sleep.
My son is not eating.
Wife: Well, let me read you a story?
Don’t, I still believe you.

From Mail:
- The core codes will be planted, at least for 5 years?
If he gets arrested, he will be minister again.

I am currently on vacation in Australia. I rest well and have fun.
Meaning : Meaning
Yes, I and my group were in the savannah. Everything is normal, the guide tells in English (I know the language well) about the savannah and her life.
XHH: And it would be very boring, if a kangaroo didn't run past the group, and a man followed by him with the words, "B@@t, give my photocopy!"
Thank God, nobody understood anything except me.

There were other witnesses of Yahweh. When I asked them about the Nephelyms, they told me that they were a mixture of men and angels who were incarnated in this world.
In response he joyfully said that Tolkien was right and Gandalf really existed.

Lord: Here is my out-of-marriage sister saying to me: Over time you will realize that St. Petersburg is not what it seems. In the special. Which is nowhere else. Enjoy the first impression.)
Here to me just came a girl administrator, walked on the street from Nevsky 107, it is somewhere four hundred meters, in the frost at minus twenty, and brought... a fan, on the leg, a healthy such a half-and-a-half-meter shit, she said, maybe needed. in the winter.
I will understand these people.
Lord: Now I sit and smoke on the staircase cage and think that all the doors are like doors, and one dirty pipet, dust on the belt, traces of dried thistles, thistles of blews, I was not lazy to approach the sign to read, and precisely... a member of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg.

On the subject of secrecy:
Around my house there is a store with automatic doors, which not only often, but never react to me at all, often, when I go for someone, I find myself in a glass trap (2 pairs of doors in a row form a room in which the air conditioner is). The guard knows me by name because he frees me from there all the time and opens the doors in front of me, just climbing to the sensors.

From a conversation with the test(s):
(T): This is how you, Glory, on the road "thank you" say?
I’m dying twice, and what?
I pressed the brake twice.

The Mayans built a catapult to throw stones at the OMON. Hands are not thrown.
The question. How soon will they start beating the government building with swords to burn it? OOO

XHH: Something is wrong with the servo, and I forgot the tube at work.
QQ: Call the method, it may solve the problem.
What do I call you from!? to
From the controller, to pile?
KQ: Oh yes of course. Here I am dumb.
I will try the magnets, suddenly it will work.
No, I have a shower.
To call from the soul is old school and trouble.
But only in a psychic.

Cameroon striker of London "Chelsea", previously playing for "Angie", Samuel It'O after winning over "Manchester United" (3:1) in the framework of the 22nd round of the English football championship called himself the first Dagestan to form a hat-trick in the English Premier League."

I do not understand anything in this life anymore.

Quote from here.
12.05.12 12:11 XXX: last year we presented
The Russian phone is the killer of the iPhone. Where is he?
A good killer must be
and invisible.
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The Russian Post finally delivered Yotafon.

Argus: I understand why cigarette prices have risen! Color pictures on packages are expensive.

Zudwa: Last year was really good :)
Zudwa: Only one grandmother surpassed me: I went to rabies vaccination with her when the dog bit me. They were bitten by the whites. She fed them in the park :)
You are talking about adventure :)

Repairing the house by talking to my wife.
I can’t work sober.
Wife : Why?? to
I: No synchronization with curved walls

I here understood that the phrase "In the 21st century, humanity has come to a new intellectual level" over the past thirty years has drastically changed its meaning.

Comments on the news "PROJECT MARS ONE":
I still go to the bathroom on the street! and these are flying to Mars)))

There was a funny incident yesterday. Our dog loves cherry just wildly, cooked with that cake (with cherry not with a dog), she has already eaten two and still asks. I read it out loudly: "Stop eating so much, or you will turn into a bowl!" Then I notice my wife who is useful at this moment in the refrigerator looks at me.

to this:

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here here :
I saw the movie yesterday. Just something fantastic! Bruce Willis was killed!! to
The Armageddon?
No is! He was killed at the beginning of the film. I waited for the whole film to jump out of the bushes and save the world again!

Tell me about the movie, right?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I know the same film with Sigal - "Ordered to Destroy" - died without breaking a single arm, stumbled out of the plane)))
And I watched him in the 90s - at first I didn't believe it at all, maybe he didn't, I think, twice...
And imagine the degree of my shock, if I still remember it ?

to this:

A girlfriend (a girl with a quite normal figure, but with a good breast) works in the underwear department, telling how she is entertained by male buyers. On her question, what size their ladies have, they rush, trying hard not to look at her.. hm.. size and shy say:
Well, here’s... like you... probably... well, about the third.
She is very polite (habituated!) explains that they have about a third for all colors and fantasies, but the eighth is better to look at in specialized departments. Sometimes men are attacked by stupor.
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Where do you say the store?

On one book site I wanted to read a book. The first comment
Good book... I lived for the light... until Svetlana slept under Ignat... now I worry for the dark!!!!and "
The curtain.