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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94867
 05.03.2014
Don't love cats anymore
XXX is not fashionable.
I love the breasts.
XXX What about cats?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What if the choice is only: a cat or a dog?
YYY: Anyway, you will not catch me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94866
 05.03.2014
By the way, and by the analogy with cowards-strings-gowns for shaving.
On March 8th, give the lady a ringing underwear, socks and wax for hair removal))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94865
 05.03.2014
Quote from the Tourism Forum:
"People, do not go to Luxor, there are only ruins!and "

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №94864
 05.03.2014
I ask the same question to a 26-year-old colleague. I get the same answer!!! to
This is the shit guys and ladies. Where is this generation of the 90s going?

Go through the woods, gentlemen, retirees...will have to embrace the generation of the nineties. I don't know what poor institution you work in and who surrounds you, but all my familiar peers (26+-2 years) without exception would never smash such a shit...it's what, in your opinion, you need to be an idiot, so that at least from the edge of the ear of the school program heard not to articulate the basic information?
I would recommend you to look at your employer who employs oligofrens.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94863
 05.03.2014
Never ever! Never let a girl steal on your car to please her. I stopped immediately after a friend on my car got into a bus stop and at my expressive glance 0_0 said, “Sorry!” I said and I owe nothing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94862
 05.03.2014
We were driving along the track, here Mom pushed to talk about cars (she doesn’t understand the word at all) and she says:
Mattis is a good car.
We look around, wonder, ask why she suddenly remembered the mattis and when it became a good car. He says, out, in front, a good car.
We look carefully for matices, we do not find, we are confused. Meanwhile, the Mercedes 4matic was driving in front of him and his driver did not suspect that he was driving a matrix.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94861
 05.03.2014
Here is this:
"There is such a veterinary specialty - inseminator. It is clear that the material he takes in some bank of bull sperm. How does it get into the bank? Or there is another wind. The specialty? Tagged with Blade"
— — —
A friend a few months ago found a cream with seafood sperm. And since then, every time I see him, my mouse is ripped in parts of my thoughts: WHAT??? How are they produced on an industrial scale? Should they show him naked eggs or chew him for needles?
What is the name of this specialty?? to
How do vacancies look like??? "A seafood sperm collector is needed! Responsibilities include the demonstration of eggs in exciting poses, ticking needles, sperm gates"
O_0

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94860
 05.03.2014
I try to kiss the sleeping husband, he through the dream says: "Not now, better later, when the incoming redirection will not be enabled"... so we live)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94859
 05.03.2014
xxx: my girlfriend hungry recently ate raw fish cakes
XXX: I then boasted, so smart
And now she walks and doesn’t understand why I call her Bear Grills.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94858
 05.03.2014
I came across an old news.
In an interview with People magazine, Barbara Bush called The Simpsons “the most stupid thing she’s ever seen.”

and UGU. This is what George W. Bush Jr. said.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94857
 05.03.2014
They went for a walk with the family, passed by the church before which a crowd of grandmothers was unstablely baptized.
Mother, what are they doing?
They are called...
Wife: They kissed...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94856
 05.03.2014
by 05.03.14

ADMIN: Welcome ptolemei after 2 months in the bath.
Swedish : Oooo! I thought he was dead.)
funky_punk: Hello to you
With the resurrection of you!! to
Reinkarnat: Why did they have fun?
Ptolemei: ))))) Hello to everyone!! to
Ptolemei: admin you hu@lo eba@oe. Once again you’ll make fun of me – in your mouth you’ll be a horse!! to
::::/ ptolemei-ban/ cause-insult to chat administrator / automatic access opening 14.06.05
ADMIN: farewell to ptolemei
Reinkarnat: I guess I couldn’t ask.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №94855
 05.03.2014
I take a couple of details from one man. I call the boss, he asks if the drawings are on the spot, of course they are not, well said we will find out. On the way, I decide to look at the details, they are all in oil and wrapped in paper, I unfold this paper.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94854
 05.03.2014
XXX, 05.03.2014 1:18:50
I Oh**l today when I set up multilinguality on the site saw in the mozzle in the list of choosing the preferred language...

XXX, 1:18:55
Wait Wait

XXX, 1:18:58
The Clinton! Check it yourself.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94853
 05.03.2014
It turns out, procrastination is quite normal human behavior, why was it so scary to call it? I thought it was the middle between prostitution and inquisition.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94852
 05.03.2014
I talked to a speleologist. These are the people who walk in the caves. Here he tells how they go there, dig something, build, there is dark, light the lights, all wet, in dirt and shit, well, in short, shit. I understand that a normal man will not just do this shit. I guess it’s for girls to like it. Cool and risky. However, I ask: "So what do you find in this, what is the ultimate goal??" The answer killed.

It is good in the cave.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94851
 05.03.2014
I sit with my wife in different rooms.

Isn’t it time to sleep?
My nose does not breathe!
I: Yes, I knew we’t fuck. Is it time to sleep? and :)
I have a monthly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94850
 05.03.2014
I visited my brother and his wife. Three people were sitting in the kitchen talking. I decided to find in contact cartoon, and it turned out to be closed to view, with all.

I: Well, why are children’s cartoons closed? Why are they not bathing porn?! to
The wife of her brother, full of outrageous voice: still like bathing!

Then it burned and turned red. But our wild rust was no longer to stop.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94849
 05.03.2014
The Dentistry.
The child and his mother are sitting in the neighboring office.

Wouldn’t I be doing J-J today?
Not today though.
“A-A, I’m just going to get my teeth on today. Yes to Mom?

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94848
 05.03.2014
Russians and Ukrainians, and let’s just take and reconcile? We are above all that shit.

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