A woman is a washing machine.
WOW :?? to
For two hours she wipes the line between life and nonsense, for half an hour she cleans the brains, and in five minutes she dries away all the money. and
WOW : and?? to
XHH: And that’s where her program ends. :( is

11:03 Miledy: I sit upset, the daughter fits, gives a candy. I say to her, “I, my daughter, have adult problems, and that doesn’t solve them. She leaves, returns in five minutes with a bottle of whisker and asks, "Well?

Bishop [12.06.13 Bishop 13:34]
We have a man at work, one of his duties is to move the red square on the calendar. This is the third day he is on vacation, and we sit down and think about whether there is no Lechka or whether Monday is so long.

It is known that Carrie Fisher in an interview with the American magazine Palm Beach confirmed rumors that she will play Leo Solo. The film will also feature actors Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Harrison Ford (Han Solo).
It would be nothing, but this is a Wikipedia article about the seventh Star Wars episode! Men over 60 years)

I live in Peter. On the day of independence 12.06 they went "on the shells" across the city to the lake. Dress according to the weather. I sent a photo to a friend in Voronezh. I get the answer: "Good place! In the summer, you can swim there. Peter’s summer is summer.

I recently read that Shakira from a 24-year-old footballer gave birth to a son
I wondered, what did I do in my 24?
XHH: It was sad and sad

From the forum, discussion of news:

Title: "On packages of cigarettes in Russia appeared the first terrible images"

XXX: If you are not frightened by the image of a black lungs or heart, it means only one thing – you have mental problems or you are a drug addict with experience. Watching you rot from the inside and smoking a cigarette at the same time is not normal.

YYY: I will gokup and gather all the pictures!

X: I went to the board with the manager who guides us.
X: all walls in bilaynovic themes, all kinds of black and yellow combinations, posters, etc.
X: and herself sits in black shoes, black pants, yellow semi-transparent blouse and a black circling hood underneath her
X: I think it’s their dress code of this or her personal initiative.
M: Watch from morning: "Show the strings! Then came one in red trousers with white eggs."

Fuck, and I’ll cut off again after lunch.
WOW: Simone: Do not spoat!!!!! to
Tagged with: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck, I fell asleep.
The boss began to tell me something, and I sneered and couldn’t throw it out.

My husband and I are talking here. He reads to me an announcement of a new film about inoplasms
WOW: It is not known for what purpose they came, but they are destroying us".
Q: What about the movie?
Fuck what it is.
and xxx : )
I also had an analogy in mind.
Here are the bacteria underneath my toilet
I am sorry :)
They have changed several civilizations, their culture.
I remember that my toilet is not cleaned.
I take the domastos and I start filling all the naher.
WOW: And they panic—they can’t understand what my goals are and what I want=)
I just clean the toilet.
I am sorry :)
WOW: And I think maybe the inoplasms that will fly to destroy us are just cleaning the galaxy’s bottom. No one has come to my mind yet.
This is an alien domesticator.
Wow: or toilet cat with alpha centurion
Tagged: alien
See also: Oga
Q: Do you still have people? Then we fly to you"

by Saintdebosh:
You are right in something.
and Amnesia:
Interesting wording 😉 That’s when you’re in a dress, you’re not right, no matter what you’re saying. The underwear is right. In something you are right, in something you are wrong. I will only walk in underwear now - try it.

from the Google Glass
xxx: I sleep and see a huge command post where thousands of terabytes of records from the glasses flow. Uncomfortable users on the glasses send a signal that causes the battery behind the ear to detonate.

To donate blood, I was directed to donate blood from a vein. But donating blood from a vein only by recording. Now I have signed up for a record to receive a record for blood donation.

Only one question: Didn't DiCaprio run here?

From Twitter:
We want to offer you website promotion services in search engines!
How did you find us?
and Yandex.
Does he not give any thoughts?

And what word did we use before the word "trolling" appeared?

"Some people see only dirt in the landscape, while others see the reflection of the stars" (C) Paulo Coelho

And some, foolish, see a lie. Nothing to multiply.

yyy: this is if the computer is not powerful enough and the world reflections are turned off

Q: Are you happy?
WOW: and how
I have a son.)
Tagged: son
He and his son, of course.
Theory: Frequently

On Friday night, no one had cigarettes left in the office. I go down and open a fresh bag.
I have never seen such loving eyes in my dog.

Where to go, 2001. The winning amounts are 2000, 4000, 6000 rubles.

Where to go, 2013. The amount is 20,000, 50,000, 100,000 rubles.

Are you aware of inflation?

Well, Lena, Lena is so... healthy. The Sage...
In the chest!
and XD