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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91567
 24.12.2013
I used to have a USB fan once. Small on a long flexible leg. He swirled and swirled normally.
It was very pleasant that every time it was connected, the screw: "The device can work faster".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91566
 24.12.2013
"The founder! ...ammonium chloride (the chemical class of substances - "salt"), and not an alcoholic solution of ammonia, which is called nasatyrum.

Formucan, sit for a minute in grieving silence. Somewhere in the distant Uryupinsk, knocking off the old tabouret, your chemistry teacher was hanging in the loop. Naatyr is not an ammonia alcohol, but ammonia chloride.* is

[ + 104 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91565
 24.12.2013
Russia is great and abundant, but its industry is in an early state. Despite the countless gifts of nature, in our land and on our land, we cannot live by the products of our country, our labor. Industrial and cultural countries look at Russia as Africa, as a colony where all kinds of goods can be sold expensive, and from where raw products can be exported cheaply, which we, by our ignorance and laziness, cannot process ourselves. That’s why in the eyes of Europe, we are wild people, stray people, whose robbery, like the Negro, is not considered shameful.

M. Gorky wrote a hundred years ago. Has much changed? Add a plus if not.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91564
 24.12.2013
British scientists found that the Russians wrongly translated the title of the film Saw - Pila, the correct translation - The Seeing. The Russian translators answered that Pila is a verb.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91563
 24.12.2013
XHH: Give up, the guys from your department taught me to count the binary code on the fingers. I can now show any number up to 1024 :-R
WOW: No, it’s hot, 1024 can’t, maximum 1023. Here I can! Even in 2047.
Q: Will you show me? It is so funny!
It is easy for you. Don’t forget that you asked me about it :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91562
 24.12.2013
I found a comment on YouTube.
People!! Never use private banking services. These are all people dismissed employees of the MTS!
You live in Russia if you understand this phrase.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91561
 24.12.2013
Whoever was in the army does not laugh at the circus. and c)
There was a store near my house, the owner closed it and bought nearby a more spacious one. Literally 15 meters. The old all along and across is covered with paper "We moved to the neighboring store!", "The store moved - look to the right!", "The store is 15 meters to the right of you!".
People go, hiccups, say, for what idiots this is written...
I am an admin who has moved the site twice. I am not funny.
Most people, even if they cross the screen (street) to hang a transparent with letters, the size of the head, that the site (store) moved and where exactly, and let the line running on the contour... still sit on the ass and start hysterically looking around, break into the closed doors and whistle "Where is everything? Where did they move? Why didn’t they say?"... If you knock your nose into the inscription they will say "Oh, and I didn’t notice..."
This paradox stands at second place after the question of why women’s toilets are always in line.

c) Maelinhon

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91560
 24.12.2013
The writer Gennady
The book is "Life"
Where the life of a simple parasite:
Pain, ticking, fainting, not being

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91559
 24.12.2013
Every North Korean leader must do three things in his life: build a slash, raise a son, and plant a uncle.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91558
 24.12.2013
The great Kalashnikov is gone. A man in his lifetime became a legend, for many decades - the symbol and pride of the country. I grieve...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91557
 24.12.2013
Vladivostok, premiere "The Hobbit: The Smaug Desert" Approximately in the middle of the film, the lights are extinguished (electricity is thrown out around the city), the darkness, the talk, everyone is dissatisfied, and here on the right wall is who has set up the theatre of shadows! Immediately everyone became upset and began to ask to show the figures.
Someone who invented it, thank you. You saved the view.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91556
 24.12.2013
Talk about the size of data stored on people's screws.

111: +video from the video recorder from the car for every day. I used to swallow every day. 2 TB in a year.

222: And then what to do with such a treasure? Looking back on vacation?

111: Using this archive, I found the exact date when a Google car was driving around our area. Why is another question.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91555
 24.12.2013
I found a solution to the problem of alcoholism in Russia!!! to
Alcohol can be sold 24 hours a day, but the way to the tent must be along the two-staircase over the abyss.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91554
 24.12.2013
XXX: I sent a gift to a friend by mail. Packed in poppy polyethylene, then in a box - beauty.
YYY: Nafiga polyethylene, do you always give books to us?
XXX: E, baby, don’t say... The poppy polyethylene is a gift in itself. and ;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91553
 24.12.2013
The female logic. Unlike

Anastasia

I am horrible. I just think so, and so I think,
You think so, so I’m angry with you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91552
 23.12.2013
This is:
"And in our office from now on and for centuries the work of the IT department has been translated into the mode "Nightmare": the head of the Aitishnikov from Monday has been appointed... a pabbam... a accountant! A real accountant without IT education.
With the Day of Final Victory over Common Sense to us, comrades!
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We have the coolest: the director of the IT department of the airline - the culture manager! The real! Finished the Institute of Culture. Now in the masses we introduce not IT-technology, but a culture of communication with customers, etc.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №91551
 23.12.2013
It was on the premiere of "The Hobbit. The Smaug Desert in one of the cinemas of our White City.
As always, I was delighted with the comments:
The first, when Gyrion tried to kill Smaug from the gnome of his rifle, black arrows.
Gyrion releases the first arrow, it jumps away from the dragon's armor. Comments Off on: Ricochet! The second arrow. Commentary: I did not break! The Third. The armor is not broken!
By the rust in the hall, you could count the toys in WoT.

The second episode. End of the film. The Smaug flies to destroy the Lake City. And the following monologue leads: "I am the fire! I am..." taking a break. The commentator in the room: "I am this... well this... I am that..." Smaug on the screen: "I am death!" the commentator in the room: "Fuch, remembered."

Thank you to the Russian audience, it is not boring with him)))


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №91550
 23.12.2013
We work until 17.00, but every time a lot of work and everyone is delayed.A lawyer of young people-every time crashes from the place at 16.59 and with the words "citizens-we do not violate the labor legislation!" runs away.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91549
 23.12.2013
So what do you know about thin walls and sound insulation?! to
When my upper neighbors fuck, I dream of moving to the edge of the bed so that we do not interfere with each other!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91548
 23.12.2013
Jim_Di: oh, we have a driver with the name Pukanov =)
kotov_av: Jim_Di: The Bomb of the Pukans
kotov_av:... allo support service Pukanov... what you wanted
Kotov_av: Anyone can work with such a name. The head of the Pukans department.
gonimar_sd: Purity Manager of Pukanov
olshvang_lb: Operation department manager

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