“It was a Friday evening, we designed as we could,” Yarick said, attaching the line to the monitor.

from the district department of the medical institution

Administrator2: We have two twins on treatment, can they be carried out on the same contract?
Are you there, are you awake? If they are Siamese.

News: "In Moscow from the branch of Sberbank stolen ATM with 8 million rubles..."
Fuck how? How did these people manage to find a bankomat in Moscow that has money in it??? I'm looking for a second week to get my salary off - and it's crazy!! to

The boss says:
I went to the office yesterday, there was no one.
I ask "Where are they all?", everyone is silent!

Amiga: My father took my photos and ran into some video chat on my behalf (I communicate without a camera). In two days he has friends under fifty of the most elegant girls from all over Russia and Ukraine.

After that, he told me that I was dumb and asking for youth. And if in his years there were such means of communication, he would probably have died.

These cats get up at the alarm clock. I get up on the cats.)

HHH
He did not write? Not being offended?
WOWU
I wrote that it is OK.)
HHH
Probably not offended.
WOWU
He doesn’t hurt anyone at all, because he knows that all people are idiots.
WOWU
Especially for me (I’m smart)
WOWU
And I also have tea with biscuits and fourth-size breasts - so how can I be offended?))

Irene: How are you living?
As in the breeze.
Irina: yeah... brows have grown?
My lips are beautiful. Just like the norm, but there is a feeling of stagnation.
Irina: Bgg... Stay still. My husband and I were going to the slide, but first we had to go to a friend in the garage, change the oil in the car. As a result, we wandered in the garage for more than two hours, the time dedicated to us by my grandmother came out, we did not get on the slide, but I listened to the car bump and the garage mat. And you know what? I got home in a good mood after an interesting event. So, you probably don’t know exactly in the stall)))
And I think ? ? ? ? ? ?
You know, I was reassured ?

A: Hey hairy, how are you?! to
B: In fact, "haired" is somewhat unethical, don’t you think?
A: Okay, I’ll call you Aphrodite.

to this:

The xxx:
As for personal?

YYYY :
Silence and tranquility

The xxx:
How is the monk Shaolin?

YYYY :
The cat after castration.

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My friend at home lives Tricotage - a cat and two cats. At the very beginning of such a life, the cat, in the Escape, was arranged for defaberging. The first thing I did after drowning from narcissism was to hide the younger cat. So a good cat is not only in March in December.

I go down in the elevator, next to the mom from the upper floor bowed over the little (5 years old) daughter and, it seems, the hat is tied, I don't look especially.
Then, after a while, he asks the daughter, “Well, do you have a conscience?” and the daughter answers quite seriously, “No, no.” I’m not a boy"

Sberbank is avenging: for the fact that on Friday I disconnected the mobile bank from the card - at 5-40 in the morning on Sunday I was awakened from it SMS with the offer to restore the service...

A colleague writes to me at a remote mine in Yakutia, earning for a 2nd apartment in Moscow.
The owner has changed. In a week, I will visit the village.
Well the lie. - I answer - Maybe under the noise contract increase yours.
What a cleavage? He needed a bath with the boys.
Well, we are expected to. The business elite is often one of them.
- Aha.. and now imagine the picture.. the aunt from the reception department of delegations sprinkled on a goat on the slopes of 300km to the district center.. pedestrian look.)))))))))))))

I don’t like to read, many books hurt me.
y: wounded in the sense of “damaged by a dull object” or are you cutting on sharp sheets?

I work in a large company with a large staff of office plankton in the office and production buildings on the site. I smiled at the story of the electrician.

A cleaner from Central Asia wandered through the administrative body, with a large industrial vacuum cleaner (where the history silences it) she entered the office for cleaning, stuck in the outlet, when it was turned on, the machine was knocked out of which in the office was the slogan of everything. The cleaner did not think too much about turning off the vacuum cleaner and went to the next office and there the story repeated, then the electricians went and turned everything back. While the reasons for the divergence were understood, the fun steam truck continued for 40 minutes until the perpetrator was not noticed during the transfer process.

Henry: You reminded me. I need a cat.
Q: Do you like cats?
Henry: Yes, they are the only ones who know what this life is for...

xxx: Why are Ukrainians allegedly writing their allegedly funny jokes about the Maidan in Russian?
Yyy: Because in the Kremlin do not know how to write in Ukrainian

once the majority, votes for the time transfer, an hour back, let's spend it at midnight, NG and meet him 2 times, here the holiday will be

From the comments:
My neighbor Seroga also bought a B/Ushny phone number, which was previously in the hands of a fierce homosexual. He is constantly coming on the phone invitations to closed Homosexual orgies, as well as SMS from the former owner of the sergeant's number. Seroga tried to answer them that he was no longer the type of gay to whom they were sending messages, but they thought it was he who was so flirting and cocktailing that they were even more excited. And Seroga does not want to change this homosexual number, he says that he is waiting for an important call from abroad.

Surprisingly close - the chops are disgusted about "in/on", and they themselves write the word "Rosia" with one "s";