From Habr:

Nanocelvin is one billionth of Kelvin.
yyy: I wonder, is this temperature considered nanotechnology?
zzz: Nanotechnology is one billionth of technology, obviously.

to this

What do you want from Santa Claus, dear?
Eelloo: Home in Spain
No house under the tree will not fit, something smaller let me
Eelloo: then the keys to the home in Spain
xxx: o_o

Logically... here’s the key, it’ll come to one of the houses in Spain...

I sit on the couch and read Amber’s Chronicles on the phone.
Here is like me and around me to a few places where you can conveniently accommodate a medium-sized cat. But no, I need to lie down on my chest, put my legs in my throat, move my cell phone away with my wet nose, so that I can see my whole field with my clever mouth.

Sorry, Iron, you have no chance in this confrontation.

Black Friday is different for us and Americans.
They have:
was - 100$ (discount 0%)
It was $15 (discount of 85%)

We have:
was - 100$ (Reduce 0%)
It was $250 (discount of 90%!)

I go to work in the morning, near the subway a guy distributes leaflets, condemning the "Bronzed doors from the factory". I stopped for a moment trying to understand why someone might need the factory door.

I go home from work in a taxi, sleeping to smoke, ask the driver to open the window, he says:
It is sensory, open it yourself.
How is sensory? I answer him.
Both the phone and the window. I didn't believe it and decided to check :D And a miracle, because the truth is sensory, I was so enthusiastic about the rumors, but I was delighted)))) played all the way, raised it with my finger and dropped it with my finger))) I thought the same cool thing in the car should be done))) We approach the house, the taxi driver begins to laugh wildly, just cried, then I understand that somewhere I was fucked :D It turns out that this idiot pressed the button all the way when I touched the window :D

Yaplakal (c)

Comments on Madonna and Brahimi Zaibat have split.

Why don’t they tell who is Zaybat?
Probably not so with Zayn.
- I wonder, and Galkin is aware of the opened vacancy?
Now he has another, younger.

From Habr:
xxx: It turns out that Samsung is still producing very good electronic bites with a portable controller, in Russia they are not yet.
YYY: Of course, they’ll be out there right away.

The harm of delaying online games
06:57 Why are you not going to sleep?
06:59 yyy: what to sleep, just woke up, I am going to work :-)
06:59 xxx: Oh fuck...
xxx is out of chat.

To yourself this:
Something is wrong in this world. When I was a kid, my parents taught me to give a hand to a girl who was following me out of the bus. I remembered it all my life. And polite, and generally nice to the girl. Must be. But this is the first time modern ladies have a hand and look at me with eyes full of fear. And I’m going to work as if I’m worn".
Today I went back with the one who prompted me to write the post. She smiles and builds my eyes. So it is not bad! ))

At home, the walls are so thin that I forbade my husband from loudly pronouncing the password from the Wi-Fi!

Russian companies should be removed from offshore
A person who owns a company registered in Cyprus.

From the Dog Forum:
Vaseline oil is a thing... My salmon in the package was eaten, the next day it came out, as it was whole and still in the package... And the dog learned to speak the word “mama”...

Interview with Project Manager (M):

Q: When are you going to get married?
M: I am for
I: Leo, please read my question. How can you answer the question "When?" "I am for"?))
M: I would take him.

Facepalm

Discussion of CS client settings:
And if you put the sensitivity of the mouse, multiply the degree of the pair (e.g., 1.024, 2.048, 4.096 and so on).The shooting improves by about 20-30%, because the processor is easier to operate with the data numbers and the data processing is faster.

The xxx:
Only a girl can understand a girl. And the same. It is not a fact
YYYY :
I have not captured the course of your thoughts.

"There are discounts of 300-400%. I bought the eyebrows, they cost $600 and I bought them for $200. There is a difference."

I remember the old saying: I buy there for a dollar, I sell here for three. So for two percent and I live..." )))))

From Mail Questions:

Question: I want to give my wife a set of drills for the perforator and a vacuum cleaner, a normal gift?
The answer is: normal. I gave my half-axis from the giraffes.

The SMS came, to see not all, but makes you think about the meaning of being:
Dear Alexander, [name]Bank reports that all...

to this:
In a 30-litre garbage bag does not fit a plastic 20-litre can. The sadness.
___________________
I will say more, in my 23-liter backpack do not fit even three 2-liter beers. This is sadness!