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My wife and I decided to buy a daughter for the NHL. I decided to read her "diary", it leads it some year. Now I am in 3rd class.
We learned a lot of new things, but the most fun was the recording:
"20 September - It turns out the quantity and quality of my stools interests not only me = (".
When my wife laughed, she explained to me that the recording is devoted to the dispatching of the class)))
I think, maybe it’s time for this school to go back to the university?

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Remember: never, never and never! Do not read other people’s diaries. It is ugly and low! How to disrespect your child to read his diaries! Fu Fu Fu Fu...

From the description of the film "Mulan" produced by USA-China on a well-known resource:

Hua Mulan is a woman who managed to enter military service in the absolutely male army. Her adventures were first described in the famous Chinese musical poem "Ballad of Mulan" in the 6th century. At the end of the twentieth century, "Ballad" became interested in the company "Disney" and created a masterpiece of animation under the same name "Mulan". Surprisingly, the animated story line is not very different from the new screenplay, with the only difference that instead of a fantastic presence in the cartoon of the dragon Mu-Shu, there is no less fantastic presence in the film of the famous Russian singer Vitas.

Kurisu Makise: In my entrance, all the sound sensors turned out on the day they were installed.
Wolf Ram :Why sound sensors in the entrance?
Kurisu Makise: energy saving, man goes, the light is turned on.
Wolf Ram: energy saving second level: man goes, the light does not turn on.

December... Now is the time to change the tree.

He was a careerist to the brain of the bones and even after drinking called not ex-girlfriends, but past employers.

I thought: I wonder, are the expressions "Shilo in Pop" and "Change Shilo in Soap" interrelated or not? and :)

c) Gissen

For two years she taught her future husband to say "wear" instead of "wear". Corrected and overwhelmed. Five years later, a son was born. Now the husband is constantly saying "to put on Grisha" instead of "to put on". <FacePalm>

xxx: Nuow, I'm an optimist - and you can find a pearl in the shit
Isn’t it easier to look for pearls in shells instead of shit?

You are frozen on the threshold.

You are ashamed to come in.

Give up your doubts and doubt.

Dare to go out.

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Oh, how the defenders of one and the other were spread!
But at first about whether there was a guide on the dog and a mouthpiece - no word was said!
You see, for Hollywar the truth is not important, the main thing is the hatred of the class to blast out!
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Here it is more important to have a brain and the ability to think logically (which I wish you). It is reliable that the person who makes a morning/event run will not run to the girl, next to whom there is a dog held with a lead + with a fist on the fist. But the seams, released from the lead, really like to throw on a running person and hug him. For what and got from the runner on the bakery, for which the guy definitely respected. The probability that this is the case is 146%.

Advertising from the car sales website:

Beaten, painted, crushed from the car, curved and steep car with water in the cabin.
Completion of the base, i.e. The empty acrylic drum.
In the car they naturally smoked, drank and had sex.
Running is natural! Send SMS, call the salons!

No one is watching TV anymore.
zzz: I generally have an aquarium with turtles in the place where the telecome was)))
In our time, turtles are more interesting to watch than telescopes.

At the age of five, I had a great idea of making a motor that runs on water. I even worked on its development. He took a bowl from underneath the shell and sprinkled it with a knife. But... nothing happened. The work had to be completed ((

The group "Bookcrossing", where they give away unnecessary books. One of the lots is a book on English (grammar + exercises) Golitsynsky, which is sure everyone knows.
One comment is dedicated to her: "The second is not very. I read it in school.)
Written in a strange language, difficult to perceive. The story is unclear and fragmented..."

The norm in Russia should be a family of three children.

A man who divorced at old age

Font Gogol, description on the off-site:
And thou shalt make a new scripture, and thou shalt make a new scripture, and thou shalt make a new scripture, and thou shalt make a new scripture. But be that rose! You scribbling with this letter your minds, not for the sword, but for the sword, you eat with you if you have an ar-ha-ic style, you have twists and words, and the meaning of the word is for something to appear to be a woundful and ironic nothing. ...Thinking that we are in the field of yours we are in the field of yours not once I am in the field of mys, but when I have renewed the letter Go-go-go, we are in a more convenient position in the room, to let go of this re-doctor and not so quickly get rid of the head - "Dead-go-shi. 2nd.”"

I talk to a friend (D), he just came from the army, wants to be a teacher at the university, but at the same time in the speech matte on matte.
Don’t talk to students like that.
D is clear.

Near the institute in the bus went students - 2 boys and a girl.
Well tell me! The first man approached the girl. Do you meet him?
“Yes,” said the girl.
A gerontophile, the guy said.
A gerontologist? I was surprised by the second guy. What is Gerontophila?
“Well, it’s... who... love... who have sex with very elderly people,” explained the first.
How much him? The other guy asked the girl.
Thirty, the girl replied.
Gerontophila, the second agreed.

My dear friends, if the Ukrainians are still disgusted by "in", then they still depend on our opinion.

I read the news on the tape: "In Europe found clay". I think you’ve gotten rid of yours already!