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[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90967
 12.12.2013
For the dogs:
Note that even here on the attempts of indignation that “offend our dogs” immediately raised a wave of anger. Your inadequate associates did everything to make the ordinary inhabitants hate all the dogs. You, adequate, are also a lot, but against the backdrop of this threshold you are already unnoticed: it’s wandering clusters everywhere, and fucking on the lawns, and a dog that steals and cries, and the dog in the elevator that puts dirty legs on us, and those who bust on cyclists and runners. And the masters are pleased and say "Yes, she’s playing".
As long as there is no respect for those who don’t love or fear dogs, and just want to walk safely in their city, your four-legged friends will pin, poison, shoot and hate.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90966
 12.12.2013
C to Vima

by Danila52nn
... "underlined in a conversation with Corr. ITAR-TASS resigned Marshal of Aviation S. Krishnaswami.
I hope the correspondent’s name was Bochstoba.
This could be the beginning of a great, truly inhumane friendship. It is :)

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90965
 11.12.2013
Soon "old pearl" and "write without mistakes" will become synonyms.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90964
 11.12.2013
Fuck, I have a pattern break.)
Chinese-Korean game (Blade&Soul), on a Chinese server where everything, even the logo and menu in Chinese, where the Chinese are playing.... in the chat set up Russian anti-mat-filter O_o

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90963
 11.12.2013
I bought a metal shoe. He engraved the numbers 3.14.
I put it on the shelf at the entrance door.
When the departing guest, shoes, glimps with his eyes around, I blink at him and
I say:
Take a rooster from the shelf.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90962
 11.12.2013
A friend got drunk, until the state when he could not go, well friends did not give up and brought to the nearest apartment, put in the room where the grandmother lived. Here he had a state from the morning when the icons from all sides.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90961
 11.12.2013
How is it right to say: lay down or lay down?
put to
Life is imposed!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90960
 11.12.2013
I watched the first channel. The Crusader. Cars drive, people walk, children on the shoulders of fathers, girls with boys. Against the backdrop of an entirely ordinary urban turmoil, from which, unless somewhere flashing blue-yellow ribbons remind us that it is a "Maidan", it is worth whether it is a deadly frightened reporter, or a pill-eaten reporter, and with an absolutely glassy look, he screams at the camera:

The "Anarchy! A total anarchy. No one policeman. Only 300-500 people! Right now, it is terrible! People can do whatever they want and they will not have anything for it!!! There is no one to stop the lawlessness.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90959
 11.12.2013
Discuss the legalization of grass and the extent of habituation to it.
If you drink coffee with me, I also want coffee. Will it lead me to heroin?
Yyy: No, coffee leads a little to another. Then you will start to drink all kinds of latte, and at the end you will become pederast.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90958
 11.12.2013
Tomorrow is a unique day.
Alex: you can catch 11.12.13 14:15:16
Smoke: Yes, it is great
Diman: I’m going to freeze on the plate XDD right now

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90957
 11.12.2013
xxx recalled the story of pity - we went with the neighbor's boys to go fishing - well, they caught every little stuff - brought to him to divide, and to him once a aunt from Kubani came - such a classic baptist
xxx> and so she was sorry to cut the fish - I can't, grit, cut it when she looks at me
xxx> that we had to first cut out the fish's eyes, and then give it - so that it could be cleaned.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90956
 11.12.2013
It was the end of 2013, and the Slavs could not understand: why it is not possible to build a prosperous state out of impudence, pofigism and selfishness.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №90955
 11.12.2013
Talk about corruption

I think they just have fun there.

Someone on the local site of free ads sells an apartment on the Azure coast for 200 euros

In Penza, b&@!

20 people can buy it!

Was it hard to call them?! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №90954
 11.12.2013
Lessons from 1993:
In general, I belong to the dying type of girls who are negative about sex on a first date.
The butterfly :
What if you really want? The role:


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90953
 11.12.2013
xxx: The economy of EVE Online people candidates protect.
YYY: I think why the world economy is in the ass...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №90952
 11.12.2013
Lilith opens the gateway to hell and cries, “Baronney!” Fast in the seventh round! to eat! The sinners are ashamed. Well, Ma’am, don’t be ashamed of me before the legions. I told them that I drank raw souls.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90951
 11.12.2013
Euromaidan: Justin Bieber will give an exclusive concert.
YYY: Why not people? Better with water.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №90950
 11.12.2013
I understood. In the films embedded exactly as many interesting moments as you need to cut the trailer:

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90949
 11.12.2013
Amazing thing Lenny. I decided to push the press, every time Dota was looking for the game. Two days later, he stopped playing Dota.

My friend quit smoking. I decided, I’ll blow up, I’ll cut off 20 times. The end of the sighs.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90948
 11.12.2013
Who knows why the wizards of snakes know how to spell? That is, how does the music from the flute affect the snake, what exactly happens to it biologically?
Yyy: There are several theories of the training of snakes. One of them is training using flute beats, as a result of which the snake is afraid of the flute and deviates from it, which creates the illusion of dancing in tact to the sounds of the flute.
That is, biologically, it is the same thing that happens to it as usual in such cases: it is empty.

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