I am an ordinary young man, I work, the salary is decent, the job is not bad, and it has nothing to do with computers. The fact is that at one time I deliberately abandoned the career of a sysadmin and a programmer (although the tips were, and still are, very good). This is not mine. Well, it turned out that with comps I was on "you", once I set up my device, it works with me, etc., for several years without failures and reinstallations until the next upgrade. And all the necessary actions with a notepad or compound I can do myself. Reinstall the window, clean, change the thermopast, put the drivers, and so on, nothing special. I don’t like to do it, only if necessary. Coming from work, you want to rest with your family, or go online, or watch a movie.

But comrades come who bring their notebook or computer "look" what’s going on with it. The screw has flown, or the screw, or the program must be placed, or cleaned from dust. Even money is offered. Only, for some reason, the service is not carried, but to me, because I "understand". I suggest in exchange to wash the floor, or exhaust the carpet. They disagree, they are offended. And personally, it is easier for me to wash the floor than to freeze with another note.

They don’t want to work with their head or hands.

"this is what you need to keep silent."

The namordnik is needed by every dog outside the house or a special square for a walk - so that it can not accidentally eat a poison for rats or a catlet with isoniazide. The squares are made by dog owners themselves, as do car owners - legal parking spaces for their barrel, in order not to pay the increased fines.
Learn to live civilizedly: every property has the cost of ownership that the owner pays.

x: I, for example, as a child, imagined myself in old age, that I would sit on the bench before entering, depicting a madman and scaring children)))

Comments on the film:

The teeth of Alkas are unbelievably beautiful.

Refuses everything except alcohol and the dentist.

A colleague at home has a puppy and a cat. Both grew up from childhood together, and a colleague's daughter is pressing, essays, cats, telling him everything, and the poppy has learned different kind words.
The cat grew up and saw a great toy in the poppy.
xxx: picture: the cat jumps on the furniture, the puppy as a roasted dresses from it and crawls "barsic good, barsic good"
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Today, on the way to work, I was raised by the driver of a new BMW.
When I turned from the Rocatky to the Upper Pechersk Street, he flashed at me with a distant light, one of a dozen cars standing there.
The first thing that came to me on the mind-haize, but then I saw, as on the road, I meet, a puppy runs)))
If it wasn't Baška, I would definitely have pressed the foot to the dog, because in color it merged with the snowed road and was unnoticed!!! to
I nodded in thanks to the driver and went on with a smile!! to

Godzilla will be released in 2014.
YYY: From the prison?

A normal country is when the accused Zhirinovsky and Zhirinovsky themselves sit!

“The cats are tired of cuddling, we want to cuddle like pigs.”
I tend to think, these lines Chukovsky wrote under the influence of strong drugs. But...

There was a cat in our village. Healthy, type of Maine Coon, only smooth hair and completely black. They called him Begemot, as in Bulgakov. They thought he was silent, never heard him whisper, only whispered when he was struck. Sometimes we let it in the kitchen to heat up at the stove, the good does not scratch and the furniture does not scratch. So, he lives on the street, and his bowl stands at the door to the house. Local gastarbayters hold a dog, a small housewife, whether a puppy or a child. He usually sits on a chain, but sometimes he is released to run. Then the dog climbs everywhere you can climb and pick up everything to eat. He came to us at the site. A large dog or man would not slip through, and this man managed to climb between the bars of the fence. Behemot sits on the doorstep. Our old cat, seeing the dog from a distance, usually climbed onto a tree, and in desperation bended her back, pressed her ears and began to whisper, trying to scratch the dog by the nose. Behemoth quietly watched until the housewife struck a cat’s bowl with chicken bite. When the dog swung his nose into someone else’s food, the cat jumped, ran to the dish and, as he approached the dog with a slow step, the cat started realistically LYING! The dog seemed to be no less of a puppy than I was, leaving where I came from. Behemoth’s “property” remained untouched until he ate.

President Putin applies the rule of “terrible friend” well – in the background of Medvedev he is a genius!

Typical appeal of some users to software support:
xxx: I am writing to you for the fifth time, and you are sending some instructions, not fixing the situation on your servers, which were hacked, and my computer was not hacked! I installed your program, then the cat became pregnant and gave birth to 8 kittens - take them all as they are the product of your activity, after removing the program and back pain passed.

And we decided this year to use jewelry in the style of "deep depression". The type of not decorating anything and working in full force)
[13:52:44] Olegka: Well... also... the option... the salary did not raise... although, still in the office something to hang :)
Olga: What about the employees? Or the debtors?

XXX Go to Coffee
XXX because it is not politically correct to say that you have to drink tea.
Chai Boon Fatt

The Hidden Power of the Russian People.
of Moscow. Subway."Take the power force of a rich man"- thought a small fragile grandmother and kicked a healthy pumped man so that he hit the girl who was following him. = = /

Elly: Everybody has a narrow mindset) At work today, a crossword was discovered. Question: "Working with Kirka" We and Nastai in one voice: I - "Gnom!" Nastai - "Zek!"
It turned out that the mining...

Fox: We have the lights out throughout the building.
Fox: A scream from the accounting department of SУУУКА!!! I’m not alone, I don’t stay in time.

u1: I am here in silent sadness for 3 weeks in the north of Baikal..... and so funny from here to read the native forum :-) and here I am delighted with the term "winter asphalt" is when the grayder takes the snow on the graviola and the locals from the joy of 100 ponds on the twisted road :-) I first got a point on the taiga :-)

U2: Not in the North Baikal case? I lived in the 90s in those regions, an hour’s drive from this city. Pahan talked as a friend from the south came to him for fishing. Sitting on the lake, Kent decided to go to the shore, walked, saw a crack in the ice, thought that it was a pelynia, lay on the mouth and jumped until ZIL passed by.)

In our post office there is a wifi access point with the name "zaebala_ochered".

There were all sorts of bad jokes in the office. Well they stood. Angry at affairs.
We return to the office (and in the office there was a girl logist and sales chief), and on the floor, on the table, on the box and even on the monitor a white jade of some sort.
There is no scene.
And here the girl gives out - it's just kefir!!! to
To the tears...

It turned out that she decided to shake a bottle of kefir, and the lid was not closed.

We live in a unique time. The time when the word "deputate" can finally become more offensive than the word "pidaras"