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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80967
 02.05.2013
Arthem

Eat it now ?

Tatiana

Where did you get it? ?

What is poured with boiling water into a glass is not a flour.

Arthem

My mom went on vacation and I ate.

Tatiana

Aaaah ?)) Well then it’s all clear)
I already started to suspect that the mice were pity and brought you from the neighbors to eat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80966
 02.05.2013
He and she, passionate people.
She whispered:"Love, come on the table!"
He is like a gentle whisper:"I can’t, there is a plant!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80965
 02.05.2013
In the universe:
It is said that this session is the most difficult of all the studies.
So again?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80964
 01.05.2013
14:17 - BudemZnakomi: the scump pays twice, and the apple trader - three times

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №80963
 01.05.2013
I’ve never seen girls running on their heels through a 20-centimetre layer of snow and all dog owners are bigger than cats.

Guidance, the murderer – have you not heard? And it is not necessary to answer that the dog is smart, obedient and does not bite. People in our country do not observe the laws, often their actions are not subject to any reasonable explanation. A dog is by definition more stupid than a human being, and it is more than stupid to expect reasonable behavior from it in human society.

by PS. Clean up for your pets. The dog does the need where you take it. They did not clean up the dog in need - no matter what they personally guessed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80962
 01.05.2013
The young man lives far away, spent the weekend together, after a few days calls and says that today did not sleep, wept all night, that is good when I sleep nearby, warm, like with a dog...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80961
 01.05.2013
This uncomfortable situation with poisoning. when you go to the toilet and are not sure: whether to sit on the toilet, whether to roll your head into it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80960
 01.05.2013
During World War I, British intelligence (MI6) discovered that sperm works perfectly as invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirk, deputy chief of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that “sperm is very effective: as studies have shown, conventional methods of detecting invisible ink, including iodine pairs, do not work against it.” Especially since the material for letters was always with fearless spies.


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80959
 01.05.2013
After Jobs’s death, Apple smartphones take design only. functionally hurt. This mark does not go forward. I’t be surprised if a knife soon comes to these smartphones and they can cut bread (for example). To attract the interest of buyers.
2: Agree unless they dig a genius somewhere
I think if they dig out Jobs it won’t help.

Community of Classical Music Humor

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80958
 01.05.2013
Alkanost: When I run in the gym for more than half an hour and I start to get tired, I imagine a bunch of cranes chasing me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80957
 01.05.2013
Last summer, in honor of some celebration, we went to the lake - a tent, fireplace, shells. A group of men rested with us. Close to night, the guys are coming home. We closed up in the tent with our beloved, and we began to give in to love :) Two drunk boys passed by, we silenced:) their dialogue:
Look at the tent! Let us look?
2: No, let’s not, suddenly someone lives there...
and :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №80956
 01.05.2013
I approached my beloved to wish a peaceful night, something in her stomach was turbulent.
Who there?
These are macarons, I saw something further.
Six meters of genocide.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №80955
 01.05.2013
It turns out in Russia to be a feminist is not to associate with fools, but to prefer normal men. American women in hysteria beat around the corner.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №80954
 01.05.2013
I went to bikini sugar depilation today. Now I understand the meaning of the phrase "The crap will stick"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80953
 01.05.2013
YouTube, comments in English to the Russian video:

PuIIHarder: I would like to be able to speak Russian, the second strictest language in the world!

oblivionps3fan: which is the coolest?

Subject to C++

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80952
 01.05.2013
Camment to the video on the tube about the most expensive mayas:

-The most expensive car this is the old ninth of my neighbor he has already in her bottle of bubble rolled what to hide! )))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80951
 01.05.2013
23:12:51 [Napster] norm> I ice cream offered to sharpen)
23:13:45 [WHiTe] A sharpened ice cream is considered a cold weapon?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №80950
 01.05.2013
Mr.E: We also had a live corner in the army. Two paparazzi and a rat. There were problems with food. The comrade regretted them and heated the bread crumbs in the microwave, and fed the fools of the empty. One swallowed and fell. The rats were not lucky either. The commander from above decided to get rid of it. They were taken to an abandoned radioactive building. Then everybody was afraid that she would mutate, find four turtles, come and give us puzzles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80949
 01.05.2013
YYY: How can I teach my mom to carry keys where they can be easily obtained? Oh, I couldn’t find them... Well I’m tired after work! Well, you couldn’t open it, what?"
xxx: I have everything much easier: in the left pocket jackets - work keys, in the right home keys.
YYY: I told her that too.
YYY: She was offended.
What if I was dead? ?
XXX: Do not joke
YYY: Who will prohibit me? Black humour is a significant part of human culture))) No, well, seriously, I very vividly represent my mum, denouncing the corpse: "Look, I couldn't open the door to a tired mom, I will bury you in a faner grave, so you know!")))))))))))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80948
 01.05.2013
The last thing I remember about all the drunkards is the phrase "Diman snack!"

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