In India, a piton ate dinner with a drunk Hindu... An interesting idea for an anti-alcohol company.

Come, I will feed you with borsches.
Tea with delicious drinks.
You will get better.)
I am not good at tea and borscht.
2: at least from non-alcoholic tea and non-alcoholic borst

The "Hunger Games And the mangal will burst out!"

Last year, 146 girls in the U.S. were given the name Khalisi at birth.
I represent. through a generation. by Vizeris Ajerisovich Popkin.

My friend taught me my jeans "correct" to wear... on the bones of the thighs. I was by habit closer to the umbilical belt to stretch the norm, because by his method of seating the ass opens. =) Killed me his comment: "Wow, do you feel uncomfortable? So you dressed it right!"

XXX: "My name is Olga, I represent the popular internet resource YYY, whose audience is men and women. Are you interested in this?"

I could not resist and replied to her:
At this stage of development, we are interested in animals. Are there members of this social group among your visitors?

Lav: Mom and grandmother gathered at the cemetery, get there, look.
The girl in the taxi, when she heard the phrase, "Can we take two people to the car at the cemetery?" was frightened and threw the phone.

to this:
My wife left her homeland 20 years ago and her children were born abroad. Her son was playing a game yesterday and whenever he loses, he cried out, “Blue!” My mother heard and said:
What are you saying, son?
I don’t know, but it gets easier for me.

Same kind of. The child "foreigner", in his 17 years in Russia was 2 times. So, when he talks about this one who made him angry, he releases:"I was upset when I saw!". On my question what this word could mean, I explained - well, not to convey in words how very upset!

Do you remember the movie with Sasha Grey?
I am... m
Ohhhhhhhh?
There was another grandmother and two men.
And the men of both of them pierced even harder.
Tagged with: facepalm

I sit in a line at the post office, the boss complains that the operator did not correctly fill the documents. Then the boss leaves, turns around and screams, "You will never be fired from here." Now I understand where people who behaved badly in past lives will go.

Today, the problem is not how to catch up with fashion, but how to get your feet away from it.

A bold decision
Puma paid Pele to start tieing his boots a few seconds before the 1970 World Cup final.
Naturally, a major plan of this process got on television, and the whole world saw whose boots the greatest footballer on the planet is wearing.
Such advertising turned out to be much cheaper and more effective than if the managers of "Puma" decorated the entire stadium with the logos of their company, and this for years to ensure the success of the German company.

On the packaging of condoms is written "Use until 2018".
Why are they pressing me? Why this hurry?

I understood everything... There is a Trojan Box on the Red Square. At night it will open – and from there a battalion of NATO special forces will come out and capture the Kremlin.

Behemot, what are the dreams of the crazy Russians with fire here and there? The Olympics, Messiah Do not fire? No, Messir, he’s going to get rid of them.

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Here, by the edge of the ear at work, I listened to the couriers discussing which car to take. One of them wants a merce of some kind for 1,300,000 rubles, the other persuades him to take a business class for 1,700,000, arguing that 400,000 rubles for overpaying for a car is not money.:-) I was just laughing. I wanted to ask him if he ever held such money in his hands.and :-)
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Do you want a loan or a loan?
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Damn, Sash, of course in credit.and :-)
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Well clarify in the aftermath, maybe Neno's grandmother died and left the apartment
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:) maybe maybe. Well then he’s twice stupid if he’s going to change an apartment to business class.and :-)
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Well, yes, but maybe she left him a trunk and he sold it, bought himself a two in the building and wants to buy a car?)
by 111
Maybe so too. Or maybe he found a case with diamonds in the washing machine, bought a castle and thinks what kind of car to buy for the palace. The hammer guy.and :-)

A woman reads a box from a Chinese device:
- Province of Xinhuang, village of Huizhen. The factory in the village is located.
- I wonder, in China "city" is to how many million inhabitants?

Daria: if you connect to the office waffle. Who can see it?
Max: the one who knows how to get on the router, in the settings
Max: stolen some of your worth a software for tracking connections
Max is In your case, no one will notice it.
Daria: so just sitting behind the compass will not see who?
Max : No
Max: Do you think everyone has a banner on the screen?
Max: "Attention!!! The roof went to the Waffle! Attention to!and "
Max: and the light dims, and the walls of the flashes are so red!
Max: And the sirene is like that!! to

More about "Writing in timetables"
Myth, 1-2 course shifts from schedule with a scream "aaaa aliens are attacking!!and "
In the schedule is included in the class teacher "K.H.N.J.S.Kuchuk".
Wonderful, how to find out later, the candidate of chemical sciences Jeanne Semionovna Kuchuk, the author of the brilliant phrase "Let you have a small score, but it is at least worth it!"

Friends, remove the minus button to the left, or when you read from the tablet accidentally a bunch of minus you put