XXX: At the entrance, the pids are smoking again!
YYY: What did you say? Where did the gay come from in our entrance and what did you get from?
XXX: I have nothing against gays. Gay are those who are each other in...., and these are the Pidors. Smoke cuts the eyes.

As for the interesting names: I sit in the clinic with my daughter in line for a reception. From nothing to do we read all the tablets on the door and she says to me: "This doctor needs to be introduced to our bodybuilder."
I am her: Why?
She: His name is Ibatullin.
I: And what then?
She: And the fist is Ibasheva.

Now on the main Yandex the main events of the day in Peter:
Incasators, robbed for 150 million rubles, carried the money of the bank "Opening"
- On the repair of the metro station "Ligovsky Prospect" will spend 150 million rubles

A straight in a straight.

Comment to photo about news about gifted car seats to mothers in the nursery

Uhastik wrote (a):
In the photo such a buzz :)
Elektronik wrote(a):What is immediately a buzz, a normal man in moderation. And what should be the inspector of GIBD, bad thing.
Uhastik wrote(a): Funny! but I am generally about the child :)

Eyes of Staff:

The candidate fell asleep during the interview. As an excuse, he said that he came back from the night shift and didn’t have time to sleep. And when he woke up, he began to talk about his Siberian cat, who scattered his neighbor’s pudel. The comrades did not take this work, but he then left a few times on the reception for me photos of his cat. Please place them on the desk.

All in the hole, terrible. Please look at the workbook. He said, “No, I’m starting my life with a clean sheet. Then he pulls a chicken egg out of his pocket and says, “This is a surprise for you. Take me to work, I’ll show you a lot of surprises.”

A candidate calls the agency.
I say, come tomorrow, let’s meet, let’s talk more in detail.
I am married!
It is wonderful! The purpose of our acquaintance is completely different.
Absolutely serious tomorrow, right? Should I shave?
You can wash at the same time.
and well.

The title of the document immediately shows how much work has been put into it.
WOW: is it how?
Well, over IMG_0783-Edit-2-Edit-2-Edit.tif.jpg you can see that you’ve been fucking long.

Grandma, 89 years old, in anger at the holiday table:
Can anyone tell me what your internet is?! to

This is the problem – the coat is no longer needed. Thousands of years ago, when people did not understand the laws of nature, religion was the only way to understand the world more or less fully. It is very simple to attribute everything to the will of some supernatural forces. But now we have a science that does everything perfectly. Besides the depths of time and the smallest particles of matter. But in ordinary life, your religion is no longer needed, its time has passed.
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No, this is not an option. You think that in all your problems you are the fault of yourself.? to
Better to the Father, about temptation and sin.
and ;)

I slept with a girl tonight, not being protected. Monthly very soon, tomorrow or afternoon.
The first time it was okay, I pushed and finished, but the vagina was very sticky. Could I end up not noticing it?
And why else can she be so lipid?
A lot of sweets are eaten here and the vagina slipped.
zzz: well from what it can be glue))) Yes, the bees settled there and the honey is stored inside))

I go to the store and the radio is playing. Sister Barbara asks to congratulate brother Paul on his birthday, wishes much and asks to put a song for him: "Oh God, what a man, I want a son from you."
Have they watched Game of Thrones?

He is Dutch.
Under the impression of the film "Dreams in the Witch's House" I inspired to say, oh how good Lovecraft is, oh how he knows how to squeeze the atmosphere...
xxx - "A Lovecraft is what, a film studio?"
I laughed and explained:
andquot; no This is the author who wrote The Call of Kthulhu"
Pause
xxx - "And what, isn't Ktolhu from Russia?"
The Curtain XD

International Conference on Information Technologies in Samara.
Representative of Aerospace University
... the uniqueness of our new satellite, put into orbit, not only in this, but also in the fact that...
From the hall:
Did he not fall immediately?

VKontakte, a group of one store:
“I bought GTA 5 for the Xbox, and I have a PS3. What to do?

[16:39:12] inzhyr: [12:26:34] inzhyr: I worry that I do not cook to you
Serena Serena: Don’t worry
[12:30:41] Serreja: Just get ready (rofl)

xxx: because the fox nobody thought to share the name of the subject and the surname of the colonel, which resulted in an unforgettable combination of "Pierozhkov's Pass"
__________
In the institute where I studied, worked (and probably works) a wonderful teacher
A. Opar, and he led physics in the younger (read inexperienced) courses, and often the first couple.

And every semester you can observe, as the pervacs, writing the schedule, see the inscription "Physics, 4 corps, cab. 211, Oprah" and start to upset and break into the decanate with the screams "what shit everyone is okay, and we have zero pair physics?!?!?and "

@ndy, a colleague just called her daughter, see that after school came home "you ate though? Good thing, and what? The snow? %No%*@#$^%.."

Kisslove: How, by the way, is it right to write "back" or "back"? Or is it "Speed"?

Selivanoff: It is correct not to use this verb in future time, can hear and hide.

Our boss has such a perfume...I won’t say it’s bad, but the smell is very concentrated.
And, therefore, even if the boss is consulting somewhere, in our columns the invisible but clearly tangible spirit of the collective is always vibrant and revitalizing.
And if the boss urgently needed it, but it is not in place, you need to smell well and you can find it smell like a dog.

Why Do Zombies Eat the Brain?
In the movies I watched, they wondered what part of the body they would eat.
What is the best zombie movie I’ve never seen?

In секоndas things are processed with gas somehow.
When we got the first seconds, I came out of interest. I ask where things are from. The girl says:
From Germany.
Are they clean?
She answers seriously:
Do not worry! directly from the gas chamber.