The weakness.

And let us!

" has been released:
"It was a long time ago. It was just the famous and popular song London-Paris"
Let us measure :) For me a long time a stewardess named Jeanne"

-- For me " long ago" - this is the anthem of the USSR on the radio "Mayak" at 6 am.
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For me, the appeal of Comrade Molotov to the Soviet people.

There are people who want to go to the movie "Paganini: The Devil's Screw "?

by Katerina:
About what?

by Michael :
Catherine, about a good tulip who wants to learn to cook lemon biscuits, but he does not. After all, by profession he is an engineer-designer)))

My husband and I want to divorce.
Why?? to
He still can’t get the key to the apartment where we live together.
Let me give you the key.
No is! I need to divorce!! to

That uncomfortable feeling, when... you look at your acquaintances, who do not work and get in times more, or on your fellow groupman, who went to dinner, opened his firm and bought for money earned from the performance of public orders, you begin to think that something is wrong here.

To steal, you also have to be able.
Or very many such "thinking" and who decided to repeat the feat of the explorer in the spring either dissolve, or get a new lobby for woodworking.

"Coursework" and...

A HR acquaintance or as they were there recently asked seriously about vacancies, a collection of me:
- "Here is written 3-5 years of experience and a list of skills, and it is necessary for him to be this... a junior or not?"
- "Our customer has a brilliant idea of a startup, so he doesn't tell it, and they don't go to us, supposedly we need to say what vacancy and what to work on";
"I've been told to check their knowledge before interviews, I can't go on, here's what would you ask a midsize developer on the web?"
- "...also refused as a test task to hack the Android app for free"
- "Project manager is probably a thousand 40, the maximum, how many of these jobs managers, but the developer 60 is enough?"
- The client said that despite the knowledge, that admin somehow looks unrepresentable. Didn’t I wash? Dressed badly? It looks like it"
- "This is the salary out of this, so we were told to look for young energetic enthusiasts"

and etc. The quotes are not literal, but real.

Barboris: In Israel, if there are 4 people in the car, it is allowed to drive on the A-belt.
bodryachog: in the rache will ride with mannequins

Sberbank has been annoying for a month with the offer to purchase a credit card.
When I finally agreed, it turned out that they were not given in my department.
How they were surprised when I started calling again and again with the question why credit cards are not issued in this department)))
The vacation was not in vain...

Everyone to note.
Once my mom explained to me as a little girl why the gifts that Santa Claus brings lie on the sandwiches until his hour X.
And now I, in turn, tell her son in her words that Grandpa can't have time to get around all the apartments and houses, so he transferred this care to his parents, and he goes only to those who don't have anyone and gives them not quite tangible gifts.

PS: It’s a pity that now I know: those, other children want to find material gifts hidden by moms and dads, but that’s a different matter.

In the supermarket, I pay at the box for a fucking bunch of products. My husband went away a little... money is a little missing. I ask my husband to add – zero attention. I repeat the request - silent as fish on ice. Psychanula, like a joke: - Fuck, give me money! Are you a deaf? I pull him by the sleeve. And he’ll jump away from me and say, “Take this foolish woman away from me, I see her for the first time in my life!” The Pipet! I do not go to this shop anymore.

The professor, pointing out and correcting the mistake of the student (a African-American) added - "Eh, darkness...!"

In college, he met his love. She was of heavenly beauty and black as resin. From one of the African countries, but apparently lived in a family where the Russian language was loved. At least she spoke pretty much. She was not only beautiful, but also smart. So, she called me ‘my light’ and I sometimes overwhelmed her ‘my darkness’: ‘Sorry, she couldn’t stay, and I couldn’t leave.

Not so long ago, a friend in Vladivostok was awakened by a night call from Moscow.
"We mistakenly sent you a package addressed to your branch in Novosibirsk".
And what do you want from me at three o’clock at night?
- Oh, sorry... I forgot about the time difference... In general, you could not pass the package with the courier, well, or let your driver take you, there is an urgent..
Where will I go, forgive me?
Go to Novosibirsk. You are near there.

Clov "Blog" is not in the Russian language. This is a letter of hopelessness. No one had to think.
Barvinok: Which word of the Russian language most closely and appropriately conveys this concept?
The Doctor: Ha! This is "square"
Anpu: The blog is breast. Accordingly, the blogger is a breast...
DNAA: "On the scroll the berstones berstones fleeing escaped, writing their word of berstones originally spoiled, acki tatarva, but the German was cut off so that with that berstones now and in the needle not go down." (star.) Bloggers in commentary.

to this:
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It is epic!
The professor, pointing out and correcting the mistake of the student (a African-American) added - "Eh, darkness...!"
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It is absurd in Russia to call blacks African Americans. I doubt that a guy from Harlem came to us to study.

From the article "Five unexpected skills that instilled computers"

Among Google’s many projects that will one day lead to the sunset of civilization, it’s worth noting a learning neural network.
Google's supercomputer has been freely connected to the internet and allowed to study everything that a silicon soul wants. There were no restrictions or labels in the surfing instructions. Endowed with the ability to study quantum physics and all aspects of human history, the supercomputer went to watch photos of cats.

xxx: to be honest, when people 1995r. I post photos of my own weddings and I’m scared.
WOW: They too!

I am flying from Saigon 29.11.13. Flight at 11:45... In the hotel hoang hal long in room 603 on the ceiling of the suspended ceiling in the bathroom near the outlet, the fifth of the local дури. Hello and good to you, people!

From the RR article:

And in Moscow now there is such an attraction: you pay angry money, and you are buried right in the grave for half an hour. He lay down, thought of the eternal, excavated — and no depression, like a new one.

And the grave with the connection?

Why Why?

“Well, you buried a fool, and then you called him under the ground and negotiated – what will we dig.

I’ve been fired from Apple, but I’m going to reveal the secret to them. All of them!! iPhone can be charged in the microwave - 300 watts for 2 minutes 08 seconds

Our timlid once asked my colleague, “What did you do usefully today?” And his answer began with the words "I broke.."

The Jumping Instructor:

Then I lubricated the cable with mayonnaise.
So now I think... What other cooking outfits to apply in the assembly business"

You are a fool, not a designer. After the oil, neither the hands nor the conductor are washed, and the mayonnaise that has vanished smells hellish. Installers use for this feather or any liquid soap - it glides perfectly and is often washed with water.