The computer store

Two people come in and present themselves as employees of Sberbank
They offer retirement insurance, which I answer that I am not interested in this...

And here is the question -

Re: Do you have a cooler?
Re: Under what socket are you?
Re: We are from the shell
=) is

On Mother’s Day, a six-year-old son asks:
“Daddy, what kind of woman do I need, as cute as my mom?
It will be just as cute.
Well, it will fit you, and I need to be more sympathetic.

And finally, about the torch.
I hope that these emm.. postponed at least one exhibition at the Opening, or it will be fun to hear at the last moment
Where is the torch?
Where in Karagand.

1991 I am at home with my future wife, my penis is wearing a piece of pineapple, and here her parents come in.
and jp.

As for gossip, our brains biologically tend to be friends with 150 people. When you stay alone with one of your friends, you start discussing the remaining 150. If you don’t have 150 friends, then your brain makes you read magazines with gossip to create the illusion that you have 150 of those friends.

Don’t be as stupid as your brain.

My socks have no concepts of "clean" or "worn". There is only a half-life.

I read to my husband that the call of Santa for half an hour is paid in the amount of 6 thousand.
Guess his reaction?
Siddhartha thinks in how many days we can calculate on the mortgage :D
You will be a snowman.
and ah. and pregnant. and Crazy:
And we will talk. Taak, kids, and the one who behaved badly this year is the one our Snowmen eats. and :-)

A friend arranged his bulldozer at a confectionery factory. Everyone was frozen in anticipation of a sweet hollow. Oh yeah thats.
They drink like everywhere. They only eat home food. They say health is more expensive..."

How to get to a girl technician?
yyy: catch up with her on Turing's car, she will appreciate

I live in a private house for two families, neighbors - a young couple. Always together, always in an embrace. In the evening, you can hear someone playing tanks and on the backdrop of this periodically they argue. Well, I sympathized with the guy that the deer got so, and looks like happy such.
Yesterday I hear the sounds of battle again, then the screams, she speaks to him (I hear only certain words): “You interfere... I won’t go with you anymore... you go down...”. He answers something, to which she says loudly and clearly: "You have also crushed my ammunition!!“!”
Maybe that is family happiness.

Re: Who should I read?

Honour your father and, your mother, write informative headlines.

I didn’t hear you call me a fool.! to
I have heard. My favorite cock

The process of dressing condoms is probably fun!
What were you going to wear him?
______

by Hail Rosenthal.

She had a great song, wanted to put it on the bell, spent a lot of time cutting the best piece out of the middle so that when she plays in the circle there was no noticeable place for the sling. After so long listening now I hate this piece. Removed everything

M is
I am playing a completely crazy game.
by STIM

M is
There is "not playing this game for 5 years"

I understood today: if we gather all my numerous relatives, relatives of my wife, our friends, acquaintances, neighbors, their pets, then it is quite possible to gather a very decent collection of the world on bowebobism.

Read the announcements carefully:
>> Schedule of work: fast.

My wife came from Germany with a little girl. I start to be afraid of this little girl, because if she doesn’t like something she makes a demonic face, shakes her hands and screams “Nine!”A small descendant of Hitler.

We have a familiar Leha—of those about whom they say "the bazar does not filter". In the days:
I heard Leha at a wedding on the weekend.
I saw him yesterday, his mouth is not closed because his jaw is broken.
Leah is right to say: the jaw is broken because the mouth is not closed!

To the video where the car crashed into the lighthouse.

The Woman? The lamp! The Pharmacy!
Senseless and dull light.
Parking for half a century.
Everything will be so. There is no exit.
You will die. You will start again.
It will repeat like old.
Tickets, Autodrome and Exam
pharmacy, woman, lamp