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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90307
 28.11.2013
Okay! Translated

In family life, as in nuclear physics, the main thing is to insert the rod in time, so that it does not fade.

: and

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90306
 28.11.2013
wasd31: found in the winter jacket 100 rubles! No matter what you say, it’s great to work in the closet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90305
 28.11.2013
xxx:Brother, a friend sells a BMW M3, 11,000?, 2011, 40,000km in perfect condition, sells because of the fact that urgently need money.
If you are interested or someone from the boys, you may be interested. Black color matte (see in the photo).
I am currently playing Sony Playstation 3.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90304
 28.11.2013
After watching the next part of the series, I tell my husband:
Will we see the series again?
Let us see...
Which is it! ;)
Let’s look at your behavior!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90303
 28.11.2013
The Ananas Brownies:
and----
A hole in the ananas.
They are extending.
— — — —
Herodes, stop making unnecessary foods!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90302
 28.11.2013
Xxx guys! Today I have 36 years of marriage. And now I have lost the thought I wanted to proclaim here.
Yes, God is with her, with the thought. And, by the way, the wife reminded of the date, or remembered herself.
(I judge by myself, I feel bad about it.)
XXX is wife. She remembers the correct date, and I remember the date when I shuddered.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90301
 28.11.2013
If you imagine that in the building in front of my office are working minions and not gastrobuilders from Asia, the mood is improving=)

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90300
 28.11.2013
The Ladies! I don’t mind you sleep on my shoulder in the electric wheel. Why remove the traces of the jacket? Well, it doesn’t wash away with anything, what shit you’re using.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №90299
 27.11.2013
In the spring, my wife got her rights. I bought her a car to go to work. In six months, she crashed into the shrub and wall (not very hard), jumped on the protection on the barder, in the courtyard melted a barrel on the bushes, scratched the car to someone else’s car.
Yesterday he said to me:
-Now I'll never go on the ad "on this car the girl was driving to work and home" now I know how the girls can drive to work.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90298
 27.11.2013
Secretary Burned
The wicked came and declared indignant.
I went to the pharmacy, the pharmacists don’t know.
What happened? We ask
Yes, I forgot the name of the pills, and she can’t remember!!!!! to

PS once all the department remembered for her the name of the fish, she said something beginning with "G", killed half a day, it turned out to be CHAVYCHA!

Congratulations to the pharmacist :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90297
 27.11.2013
If you were called a cat, do not rush to rejoice - it was probably meant by a fat lazy cattle with a mania of greatness.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90296
 27.11.2013
Someone hanged a photo of a non-Russian footballer in our toilet.

It turned out to be Samir Nasri.

two

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90295
 27.11.2013
I have prepared a dress for the New Year.
I hope there are radio buttons, not checkboxes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №90294
 27.11.2013
XXX: No, I have not seen it.
xxxh: it is you there Kamedi Club, KVN t other stands, and we have the Verkhovna Rada...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90293
 27.11.2013
Can a woman understand herself?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90292
 27.11.2013
What do you think, to wish for the night that would have dreamed of Gauss, who drank from the Clayne bottle of the newtonian fluid and riding on the cat of Schrödinger on the tape of Mobius inside the hypercube was very cruel?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90291
 27.11.2013
- Sleep, sunny, now the zombies of Miloch Yovovich are angry, and I will turn off!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90290
 27.11.2013
From Correspondence

Medved (11:59:54 27/11/2013)
I bought a laser thermometer. Everything is in the distance.
Medved (12:00:01 27/11/2013)
Industrial, not babies to measure.
Medved (12:00:14 27/11/2013)
Give it to the technicians to praise.
Medved (12:00:42 27/11/2013)
It turned out that all 36 have a temperature, and one of the most harmful - 32. I gry the frog you, I always knew:))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №90289
 27.11.2013
About women...

A colleague (after 14 years of living together, a common child and a dog) still succumbed to the pleas of a loved one, and they decided to register the relationship. And she set the condition that either this year or not. As a result, after the call of the ZAGS of our city, it was revealed that in 2013 there were only 2 dates, 28 and 30 December. Interview with future husband:

Did you call Zack?
In everything?
28 and 30?
I can’t do it on the 28th, I can’t.
I have a manicure on the 28th!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90288
 27.11.2013
A friend was dismissed from the customs - a new "Donetsk" chief came.

I am :
And what, at all?

and Gregory:
No is
Fucking Fucking
I had a statement signed a long time ago, without a date, forced immediately
here some old frogs manage, if the bosses have changed, move somewhere for a while, sit down in silence
to buy
to die for three months. Then resurrect.

I am :
Is it 0 or so?! to

and Gregory:
All can
The former chief has been in prison for a year and a half.
Documents in the colony
In fact, in Bulgaria
This is the state, her mother, customs service, Vadik - here you can do everything.

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