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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92307
 10.01.2014
Instructions for the Automagnet:
When you remove the SD memory card, press it until you hear a click. At the same time, remove your finger slowly, otherwise the memory card can fly out of the slot at high speed, causing injury or other damage.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №92306
 10.01.2014
I found an old article on the overclock website. The article is quite standard, but the end pleased me:

At the end of the article, I would like to compare the 2900XT and its indirect competitor, namely my cat.
Here are they.
(cat vs. 2900xt.jpg)
By dimensions, it can be seen that the cat is larger, and installing it in the body will be a problem, but! After all, according to the technical characteristics, it spreads swallow and dust. Judge by yourself:
The number of blurring blocks in a cat is 64 times greater than in the 2900XT.
The cat's cooling system is more perfect and completely silent.
Moral obsolescence of the 2900XT will occur with the release of a new top, and the cat will be honored for a very long time
=) is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №92305
 10.01.2014
The Hobbit and Why the Car Didn't Melt

Everything is very simple: the melting temperature of gold is 1064,18 ° C and the melting temperature of steel is 1450-1520 ° C (I do not know the melting temperature of the dwarf). So we get the difference of about 400 degrees. In addition, steel with a high carbon content has very poor thermal conductivity, so the wheelchair could be covered with sludge (residual product of the melting of metal) also having poor thermal conductivity, so it does not burn!

No magic, I hope the question is exhausted.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92304
 10.01.2014
I just went looking at the gifts, I said I needed a dress.

WOW: “I said...” Yeeee...this is our approach! and :)

Ohhhh right! This is only from the fifth session) was supposed to be a meat machine or a fan)))

WOW: A dress without a basar is better than a meat machine)....imagine you would have met the new year in a meat machine))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №92303
 10.01.2014
"I spent the evening with you.
Now I look like a fool.
Of course I’t give...
Could I have asked?and "
Lydia of Zaozor.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №92302
 10.01.2014
A wise man, good morning!
I am here in the Bundess a whole cimes myth compot!
First, I get three benefits here: as an unemployed, as a refugee, and as a descendant of the victims of the Holocaust.
Secondly, there is a good climate, beautiful shakes and tasty, although non-smooth, feeding.
And thirdly, Naumchik, I have a wonderful job – I found ours and we work together in the crematorium.
We are burning the Germans!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №92301
 10.01.2014
I cleaned the egg. In order not to collect the shell from the table, I sat next to the garbage bowl, cleaned right there. I clean up, get up and start to eat, at the same time I hear someone look into the kitchen, and the voice of my brother:
- Someone, feed Sanya, he is already eating out of the garbage bowl!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92300
 10.01.2014
I was in a drug clinic for a medical certificate in GIBDD in the register behind me stood a man:
Have a certificate for whom?
Don’t believe for your wife!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92299
 10.01.2014
I am looking for a princess job... I know how to command and chunk))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92298
 10.01.2014
Pearl from my favorite friend:
Tell me when is it electric?
Within nine minutes, you will not be able to.
And the next?
- Next after an hour, sit quietly, minute after 10 go out, you'll have time...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92297
 10.01.2014
and Afei:
Good luck with you!

DemonBilly :
This is yes. If I could clone myself and change gender, I would marry myself.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92296
 10.01.2014
You have a nice ID, I didn’t notice.
A strange compliment, of course... but modern!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92295
 10.01.2014
We have cats snoring.
Wife: GGGG
Wife: Have you taught it?
Husband: I do not know ?
Wife: Sam is snoring. Athena woke up, she got up from the battery, heranced him on the leg, he turned, she fell asleep.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92294
 10.01.2014
Yes, your breasts are filled :)
I think you’ve lost weight since our last meeting.
My breasts are growing, but I am losing weight. The girls will burn me on fire.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92293
 10.01.2014
I understood why deodorants, toilet water and perfumes in men end up faster than in women. Women use them to smell from them, and men do not smell from them.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92292
 10.01.2014
From an online stock exchange:

Shobot: Hi people, and what would you advise to read to start trading? The essence of the schedules I only understand approximately and I guess.
Zipper 2110: Honour your father and your mother
number2k: you need a iron dungeon.
Chertoman: You are ready! We are all such here.
and the Bible :)
xahymahkgn: what to read here, buy cheaper, sell more expensive, the difference in the pocket ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92291
 10.01.2014
About realism and unrealistic in fantasy and fantasy films/books:
Every good fantasy book takes place in a fantasy world, and every good fantasy world has its own laws. These laws must be relatively logical, conceivable and logically non-contradictory. Thus, in a good fantasy world, there will never be an all-destroying sword and all-reflective shield unless it is said in advance how they will interact with each other. And the better the fantasy world is worked out, the more you can talk about the logic and illogicity of the specific action in it.
The world of "Lord of the Rings" is a well-designed fantasy world. And if somewhere in Tolkien is said about the increased heat resistance of dwarfs - then let's swim in the wagons for gold (only the wagon will most likely need to be crushed, but this is already physicists will tell), if there is nothing about it, then it is worth considering it an additional fiction of the scriptwriters, with what the true lovers will remain dissatisfied.

By the way, the same Harry Potter world is extremely contradictory and illogical even in the original.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92290
 10.01.2014
The quote:

For two consecutive winters I couldn’t start the car because the bad battery was cut to zero when it was cold below -20. This autumn, I finally bought a cool and expensive gel battery that could be used to get a tank on the frost. I bought it for dollars from Google Ads. In short, forgive me for the ruined winter :(("

The guy with the dollars, are you?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92289
 10.01.2014
Igor Borisovich, I don’t know what to do with them. They are our clients anyway.
XH: I am sorry. I was completely confused.
Don’t apologize, my girlfriend, it’s all right.
See also: Watch
Take a dog.
Wauu: a small such awkward and ridiculous puppy, touching, swollen, puffy
Take some dresses and sweaters.
Tagged: brighter
You make them so beautiful.
And you put a puppy on them.
Wait and Wait
Hunt them with these sweaters.
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
WOW: Do you understand?
Oh yeah yes.
Thank you Igor Borisovich.
Do not be ashamed, married.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92288
 10.01.2014
When I went to work, I didn’t know my code. It feels like he’s wrapped all the holidays for me.

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