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[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80307
 16.04.2013
Doctor Moriarty: Honesty is the most dangerous illusion. The honesty of the battle is only in who is right when entering the battle and who is not. Supremacy over the enemy, the ability to destroy it as quickly as possible, not giving him a chance in the game, denying the opportunity of the game itself - this is the Way. Here is the ideal. Everything else – starting with the notorious courtyard “do not beat eggs,” blasphemy, and even foolishness, made by those who are endowed with big physical data on the occasion of nature’s lust, and demons whispered to their ears – “honest battle!” They are weaker – they must lose...". And naive good guys are bought for this nonsense. They throw a knife on the ground, a trunk, and rejoice in their trouble—yes, I will fight with it like a man against a man! Ritual dances of the Papuas. Cut on the eggs and hit the brick on the turtle. Let him suffer from the pain that excludes every thought of pain, which, God will give, wipes out of his few twists the fool. Go on your business. Do not allow yourself to impose someone else's game, which is no different from a base game in three rows. Let it be played by those who have nothing but flesh on their bones. You are better. You have brains. And if you have brains, sooner or later you will get a trunk, guy. Know the Dark Side of the Force, young fellow.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80306
 16.04.2013
Title: Natashka Kakaška sea turtle
Zzz: Why the sea?
XXX: Land is not in the rhythm
Zzzz: A brilliant answer. The Genius. XDDDD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80305
 16.04.2013
Girls can easily and unforcedly write standing. But there is a bag, after which you will have to replace either the diapers, or underwear and shoes.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №80304
 16.04.2013
It comes out, it comes out, it comes out...
Yes, Beeline, before you, no one has ever advertised the instability of inets with disconnections every 5 seconds.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80303
 16.04.2013
A friend for several years in a row travels to the same resort to rest.
I: What attracts you so much? The shopping? by DAVING? The drinking? 😉
It is a pissing towel 😉

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №80302
 16.04.2013
X: The taxi driver looked at me yesterday and gave me a strip club card. and silence.
This is a clinic!:D
Q: Am I hopeless? and :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80301
 16.04.2013
Where is Markle?
My wife: Oh! Markle is on the run! One for the whole quarter.
Where did all the castles go?! to
Wife: Go to politics!
by Boris Pasternak.
It seems like half a century has passed, and what has changed?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80300
 16.04.2013
Moscow at +19 On the sidelines misses Kyrgyz with the mountain unfreezing for 100 rubles. It was wrongly cheap...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №80299
 16.04.2013
A docent of the department of higher mathematics of the local university and simply the most intelligent man, a day ago was able to buchom zek from the neighboring entrance (with two or three steps behind his shoulders), clearly, laying everything on the shelves, to justify by the concepts that he was wrong in nature, and to hear his apologies.

Now such people are rare, and in 1937 there were thousands. Remember that!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80298
 16.04.2013
From Lurk:
Japanese language in general is a fun thing: as hieroglyphs do not make up - some shit with meaning will come out.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80297
 16.04.2013
Photo by Patrick Stewart. The comments:

XXX: He is gay
YYY: And what then?
Yyy: No, well, the hatred of gays and nations. Minorities are a sign of latent homosexuality.
zzz: And hatred of hackers is a sign of a latent hack?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80296
 16.04.2013
I told him "May the strength be with you"
What about the neighbors?
I go past them today and I hear " quieter, Mikhailovna, quieter... she’s a SECTANTA somehow"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №80295
 16.04.2013
RT @too_white I am early to have children. I am morally unwilling to buy a kidney surprise and give it to somebody.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №80294
 16.04.2013
Mary’s father has five daughters: Chacha, Cheche, Chichi and Chocho. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Ab... the country.
Why is?
They have the entire family of AB. Father Mary is a transvestite priest. One daughter is a Georgian selfie, the second is a Chechnya, the third is a monkey from a child's proverb about selling bricks, and the fourth is Cho-Cho? The Gopnik.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80293
 16.04.2013
I work for an American company that appreciates initiatives from employees. And everything would be fine, but here the American openness is facing the Russian chancellor. This is the preamble.

A colleague offered to buy in the office a blender, mol, summer, fruit, smoothies. He reads a form for initiatives and issues:

Conditional name of the initiative: BLENDER
A brief description of the existing process that is proposed to be optimized: fruit purification and absorption
A brief description of the initiative:
We buy a blender, we scrub, we eat.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №80292
 16.04.2013
xxx: any scam using the device which is included in the socket - hacking))
yyy: hacking a safe with the help of a coil - by applying a coil to the owner of the safe - this is the highest pilot of hacking)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80291
 16.04.2013
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Yyy: Thank you Mom.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80290
 16.04.2013
The neighbor (C) returned after a week’s absence.
He arrived in the morning, I slept, he told us what dialogue we had in the morning.

Hi - Hi
C - Hello
You – have you come?
c- yes
I – on what?
C in the plane
Did he have wings?
c- yes
And the second?
c- yes
Did he take them away?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80289
 16.04.2013
I went to the kitchen to eat something. There is TV, there is news. The story of the lawsuits with the company of the concordia, relatives of the dead demand from the company of material compensation in the amount of 1 lemon euro per family. The company resists, her lawyer says to reporters:
“We’ll pay $10 million, and then people will start buying tickets specifically for the old aircraft in the hope that they’ll break down, or even start building the crashes themselves!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80288
 16.04.2013
of the tanks:

At the beginning of a random battle, the lighthole moves across the map without any logic.
Alliance art writes in chat:
- I probably won't be able to persuade you, so I'll immediately go to insults...

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