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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89307
 05.11.2013
News are burning with napalm.
The unknown MP promised to file a lawsuit if this year on the Red Square, next to the Orthodox church of Basil the Blessed, they dare to put a pagan New Year's tree.
“We defended the park from the satanist shabash on Halloween. Now let us not allow to defile the central square with pagan symbols and walks during fasting!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89306
 05.11.2013
From Habr:

Meaning of Article:
Let’s compare a helicopter and a submarine.
Specifically, we measure their length and say that the selfie flies faster in helium.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89305
 05.11.2013
XXX:...and here, let’s go, we brought a car upstairs full of things. Only she was unloaded at home - and bat! The lights are shut out in the whole house, the elevator is shut down. And here, in the dark, we drag things up the stairs on foot...

YYY : Ahha The game is "Travel". You passed it at the level of difficulty - hardcore. and 8)))

XXX: Yes Yes Yes Here you and point-and-click "find in the dark a black pack". And horror - carry things down the stairs without encountering neighbors and bosses - table, couch. And even the super boss is a refrigerator! He went all together - one such not to pull even in the 80 lbs.

With a diamond sword.

XX: With leather construction gloves. At the same time, everyone, the fox that passed by, sympathetically said so "there is no luck for the guys";.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Such a small party and on the refrigerator!

xxx: Well, and at the end - as it is supposed - the happy end: after we pulled it all up - we turned on the light... >_<

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89304
 05.11.2013
Misha is pretty. Tanke licensed Photoshop for the anniversary presented!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89303
 05.11.2013
From the discussion of a minecraft-like engine
Nicl: I just have a very flexible platform for modeling cities
Nicl: The entire globe can be modeled
NICL: Earth Cube

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89302
 05.11.2013
Speaking of Battlefield 4.

x0pkins: I generally came to the conclusion that the older I become, the more interesting I am to play Kosynka.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89301
 05.11.2013
At the same time, the testimony of the witnesses of defense in the court decision is recognized as unreliable on the grounds that they contradict the testimony of the witnesses of the indictment.
The Belarusian reality.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89300
 05.11.2013
The xxx:
Listen, help me write, I lack fantasy.

The xxx:
And then this Pizdohuebblade mandorry in a flower, my whole brain has been fucking through my left heel.

YYYY :
Imagination is not enough 😉


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №89299
 05.11.2013
Fillinok: Society of the flat Earth. Pavblik in VK, guys come in, these people really believe that the earth is flat. Fanatics are like that. Here are their arguments:

The Earth is a flat disk of 40,000 kilometers in diameter, with the center in the North Pole area.

The sun and moon are rotating over the surface of the earth. The same happens with the stars.

The force of gravity arises due to the fact that the Earth moves upwards with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s.

The South Pole does not exist. What we think of as Antarctica is the ice wall that surrounds the world.

All photos of Earth from space are fake.

The distance between objects in the southern hemisphere is much larger. The fact that flights between them happen faster than should be according to the flat Earth map is explained by the fact that airline pilots are also involved in the conspiracy.

In general, read the whole of their publicity... you roast... and then you want to cry.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89298
 05.11.2013
Why not invent the alarm?

Bedroom or bedroom, choose from.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89297
 05.11.2013
In women, it’s on an instinctive level: is someone else always better? Well, why when it is empty, then no one needs a naphyk, and as you decide specifically, it is right that the bats begin to roll.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89296
 05.11.2013
Natasha, can we go?
Q: First of all, you are finally upset??? Second, where and when?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89295
 05.11.2013
I think, only I am so lucky that the quotes are repeated very often.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89294
 05.11.2013
>>>>>
Here is a good reason for the child not to go out, but to take a book in his hands.
It is a pity that this is not an option.
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If I did not know that my aunt had moved his entire library to his parents during the repair, I would have advised this to my son, since he went to first class this year and I try to get him trained with a look at the old learning system, because I consider the "new" a complete nonsense. He reads all my free time, however, and he needs to rest.
The series, by the way, is called "The Wonderful Century"... It was wrong.

On the occasion, a real story:
I take my son from school, he’s in tears. He says that the only one received today is "minus" (assessment is not given to them). I ask for what? He shows the task we did together with him. Everything is right. I approach the teacher. Her explanation is:
"You understand, I accidentally made a mistake when I read this topic to them and they did all the homework as I said, and Sasha was good - did everything right.
A minus for what?
How do I explain this to my children?

This is so.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89293
 05.11.2013
From Habr:
There is almost no asphalt there either. Therefore, local residents at the mayoral elections always choose one who, first, lives at all not where the previous, and secondly, such that they live as far away from the local municipality as possible. Because the first (and usually the only) thing a new mayor does is to lay the asphalt from his house to the town hall. The road network is gradually growing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89292
 05.11.2013
C Response to Mail
Why I Run Slowly in My Dreams I Can't Speak and Even Shoot
WOW: It matters to you. In your dream, you can run slowly, but you can...
I can’t even get out of bed in my dreams.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89291
 05.11.2013
What is the unshared love?
What do we do for ourselves,
A day sitting in the window,
Are we all looking for muses?

Why "all thoughts only about him"?
and the breathing over the portrait,
And in the night of anachoreth,
Sleeping or tired during the day?

Love breaks the soul into pieces.
Whilst clean and irresponsible,
Then it is completely unnoticed:
Everything is destroyed: borsches, utyug, socks.

and a drunken husband,
Salary, children and pots.
pulling out, pulling out,
And all pile, pile each other.

It is better not to understand,
Who we have not,
All the reefs go around and melt,
And to live. Not to deceive yourself.

"Where are the feelings of flight and beauty?"
The Romantic asks,
In response to him, of course.
Answer: Take the cat.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89290
 05.11.2013
Someday we will live in our dreams.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89289
 05.11.2013
Two classmates on the bus:
"Imagine a teacher in the classroom
He said "Who is
The noise is bad! and thoughtful,
Sincerely and unconditionally, when
I have heard that teachers are like this.
What did you say?"
We have an officer at the military department who speaks at each checkpoint.
Whoever is going to write, is a pederast!
motivation cancelled )

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89288
 05.11.2013
The Habr. Launch of the ship on the ISS:
javax: Launch the Union, and the image atlas :(
Marks: Replaced the image, now “Union”
Infi: now “Proton” :)

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