I have a brilliant business idea for Russia. Here are the rivers that begin to flow through the territory of our country, and then flow in other countries - Kazakhstan, Mongolia, China. If these rivers flow from our land, it is our water. We need to take from other states a fee for their use of our water in the rivers on a tariff!
If you don’t take the gas, turn off the gas. :)

Bananas can help people quit smoking. Vitamins B6 and B12, which are contained in bananas, however, like potassium and magnesium, help the body to cope with nicotine.

Bananas are bad for smoking.

to this:

Can PMS be a whole month?
YYY: No
YYY: This is character

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Or pregnancy...

I would personally kill those who ask for something to adjust or fix on their compass, you sit and adjust, and it comes in 5 minutes and asks, "Can't do it?"

xxx (10:43:52 22/11/2013) zzz in GAIshnikov entered
yyy (10:44:03 22/11/2013) *CRAZY*
yyy (10:44:08 22/11/2013) very much?
xxx (10:44:14 22/11/2013) not very much
yyy (10:44:16 22/11/2013) but you shouldn’t wait for them)))
xxx (10:44:22 22/11/2013) are waiting
xxx (10:44:27 22/11/2013) has been 3 hours
yyy (10:44:46 22/11/2013) the haishniki of the haishnikovs?))
yyy (10:44:51 22/11/2013) *THUMBS UP*
xxx (10:45:07 22/11/2013) agha ))

Comment on the video about a rubber member launched on a balloon:
Even Dildo is in space, but Poland is not.

I love my sitcom ?

Sitting in a chair, I passed by hitting his elbow.

I am sorry, Andrew
A: Okay, not scary, I will not sleep anymore.

Fenya: It just turned out that the cool jumper that I regularly borrowed from a friend during the years of no money and in which I felt extremely irresistible and stylish, was not. The 3/4 sleeves were not designed initially, but shortened from frequent washing, and the volume collar - so it just stretched out of a permanent socks. In general, it was bought on the Vietnamese market for a table.
But if I knew it then, I would not feel fashionable and stylish, but stupid in the way. And I would not be able to make a proper impression on my current husband, with whom we have been together for more than 10 years.
Ladies and gentlemen, draw conclusions. Style is in the head, not in the clothes.

My family has a turtle. When everyone is gathered in the kitchen, a turtle climbs there and rotates under his feet, apparently asking.
Have you come to her once?
No, it turns out somehow.

Here is this:
The nostalgic!
Read random quotes - there's a lot of IT-shiny humor'a!
___________
I have long since learned most of the "Random"... I begin to understand what Trachtenberg was like, who knew almost all the anecdotes.

“Our grandchildren will take revenge for us...My mother told me that until I was three years old I couldn’t stand walking, all the time begging on my arms, my father even fell with me on my arms in the ice. My older daughter is 2.2 years old. He does not want to walk anywhere. The winter ahead. The eye.

to this:
and XXX:
The fairy tale of Yuri

Recently met Adar Herojevich Oreshkov. Everything would be nothing, but how do I imagine his father’s name – Hero Oreshkov... a name for a burunduk?

XXX: The Fuck
YYY :?
XXX: I woke up in the morning and went to the sortir. I’m sitting down, I think shit it smells like, what kind of refresher is that? I take a balloon from the floor, I read - as suddenly some evil sound so Všštštštštštštštštštštštštštštštšt and on the back of what it concerns... I crazy little together with the door did not come out. It turned out that the parents bought the automatic sprayer yesterday and put it on a barrel

I know in which bank he put his money that guy who wrote about dollars a few years ago :)

by STT

Lectures on Economics.
c) The Repo:
Who knows what the exchange rate is. currencies in relation to others.
A scream from the audience:
The crazy!
(P): No, you’re not talking as an economist, the course is floating.

“In any respect, the main thing is not to be a judge!” © My tablet set.
Yaya: Sudak is a hybrid of a crasher and, hmm, a wonder?
The sauce at my plan.
I mean what? 0 0 0
by Oeblin. “Ask it!” We need to talk seriously!

ShadowLL: In general, there was nothing like that before. A man dragged his grandmother into a cave and spy-vill. Then came the mind. And I wanted to not only spy, but also talk. And then the Reason also wanted the Spy-Ville and there was Love.

If the three hundred million rubles spent on the Olympic fire squad were divided between all Russian children’s households, they could eat 6 rubles a day for an omar breakfast every day during the year.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
And if I donate a few million from the budget, I will buy a house. You are sorry, right? Pensioners with babysitters will not notice at all, so you can not a couple, but more.
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This is how people become thieves.

My grandmother caught a pigeon mail, and now calls Skype from iPad via Wi-Fi.

I am alone at home, in absolute silence. Suddenly from my mom’s bedroom a terrible inhuman voice is heard. The soul is gone. It turns out that the Google plugin for checking mail has been updated, and now it expressively reads the subjects of incoming emails. Folded...