I switched to the toilet. As he dismantled the old one, an old joke revolved in his head:
"On the courses of sanitary technicians first lecture- "Forget all that porn movies taught you""
When I finished the installation, I understood that such work has no monetary equivalent. Only porn, only hardcore can raise the spirit after such humiliation :)

Where is the Olympic fire?

HH: Do you know what? Do you know??! to
xxx: it doesn't stop me from being desirable and dating three men at the same time who are crazy about me! Everyone is happy with sex!

YYY: Did you think well when you told me this?! to

XX: Oh, Paaashik... that means we’re going to break up with you, right?

I went past the maternity house today and near the standard "Dear, thank you for the daughter" and "Thank you, dear, for the son" on the asphalt saw the beautiful: "How? I was in the army!"

Mother at 20:36:49

Let me catch you on the clean frog!

They also have space in their eyes.

My daughter is 20:37:40

well maiaam

Mother 20:38:20

Well I am not just lucky, luck they sleep in the spring.

daughter :20:38:42

I don’t want land, I want floating.

Mother at 20:39:09

I don't promise, I can come by myself.

My daughter is 20:40:03

by DDDDDDDD

The topic of the streets
The number of Northern streets in Omsk reaches 36, and according to this indicator Omsk is the first city in Russia and even in the world. In addition, Omsk leads in the number of streets of Workers (34 pieces), Lines (27 pieces), Maryanovsky (22 pieces), Amur (21 pieces), Chredov (14 pieces) and Eastern, which there are 10. There were seven streets of Leningrad, 11 streets. The Baltic, 10 Stations and three streets of Dunaevsky.
There are four other streets of Yenesis (Yenesis 1, Yenesis 2, Yenesis 3, Yenesis 3).
There are two streets, 1st and 3rd. Where the second went, nobody knows. In addition, unlike the rest of the "numerical" streets, the roads are located very close - a few kilometers from each other, in different areas.

to this:
Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones... When will Amber’s Chronicles be filmed?! to

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I join! But only let them dare to shoot worse than 11 Oscars!!! to
And how many characters - all the Hollywood stars can be removed! 18 of the main heroes.
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Never ever! According to his will, his works are forbidden to be filmed.

and XXX:
The Fucking Fucking Fucking Fuck...
I see this unfortunate girl in school, in the passport table, at the doctor’s reception...who is this Fairy? You and I are loose? and yes. Lough Fairy (to my office)
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And how many telephone conversations were terminated on the words "Hello, you are worried about Lugova Fey..."

Meanwhile, the same Johann Strauss wrote very popular dance music for his time.

The steel eggs
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Even more urgent!
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for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop. If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.
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If the knife accidentally fell out, pull it back.

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In a street clash, the guy was wounded with a knife in his stomach, the knife got and cut off two hopes. The fight is over, the winner put the knife back into the wound, which saved him. Stavropol in 2009.

We play with the whole family at Alias.
The husband thinks:
She has one pen and four teeth.
My son is happy:
A girl with four teeth!! to
(Russian children are terrible...)

I used to scream that friendship between a man and a woman exists, and that’s not uncommon. And I have a girlfriend with whom we’ve been friends for a long time and we’ve never had sex. But, just then, we went out for a walk with her and drank a beer...In short, now I also believe that there can be no friendship between a man and a woman.

The cat only had a MAGIC EXPRESSION of his mouth when I bit him in retaliation for my hand. I didn’t know that cats can walk backwards.

seberya: Yes, you posted a video on YouTube where a child chases a pigeon, and the next day among the hundreds of comments there will be a separate branch, where two dudes will fight about whether money is wasted in the Wildlife Fund.

I don’t want to be boring, but here’s:

Dear friends, I understand, of course, that, in essence, I am whipping, but, nevertheless, I am forced, unfortunately, to note that, without a doubt, literacy, and, at least, punctuation, appear to be available, gently speaking, to a few.

Between "literacy" and "and" should not be a fifth.

I go from work on a tram, next to two female retirees talking pretty loudly. Remember who worked in Soviet times.
Suddenly one publishes: "And the guys there were hot! I’m getting sick every day."
I sit and wrap.
Continue: "As they tell me something in the morning, I laugh all day". Oh well understand.

From Saudi Arabia:

How about gay marriages?
Everything is OK: the bushes cut off.

Article from Habr:
Bill Gates funds the creation of thin graphene condoms

zag2art: I’m thinking about which hubs to put in. It looks like: development, testing. And the gadgets. Devices for giks” – also nothing. The labels are also a problem.
Have any ideas?

FRAGIL3: “Security in IT”

Even more urgent!
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop.
If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.
____
If the knife accidentally fell out, pull it back.

I and programming like a virgin with a kamasutra
Yyy: It seems that everything is clear, but Nihua doesn’t work out.