Yesterday I didn’t know what "meal" is. And before yesterday – "Sprchstalmeister".

When I was opened in the morrow
I am the Zohra version.
He was drunk and grabbed the girls.
He did not call her intentionally.

I am standing here in the store, next to my father and son, three or four years old. Dad puts baby juice in a basket.
A: Here’s this for you, this too, these two with an apple too... though not, here’s this for me.
Q: What about you?
A is tax.
C: (offended) Nothing to ourselves... The state doesn’t even take so much...

All I think about the phrase combination from the recent quote "gay-universal". Who is this?
Like a master on all hands, everything can, but everything does like a pidaras?
I used to take a bath recently. I got to finish and put the missing tiles. The bathroom began on the second day to run through the bathroom, the finish was only if you did not touch it, and I did not put the tiles at all, said - I will go for the tiles and did not return. He knows that he can’t go back to the places where he worked. Is it gay universe?

From the Women’s Forum:
I fed my husband myself. It’s also a 100 pounds-weight, but such a favorite monster! I look and I rejoice! It is my job!!! to

We are not behind:

of Novosibirsk.
The planning street goes parallel to itself and has a crossroads with itself.

Lurkmore

of Yekaterinburg.
Miracle Street of Krestinsky, which is parallel to itself, perpendicular, and crosses the street of Schwarz twice.

He is.

Plus to this:
Confident in yourself:

What are you people such boundlessly limited in development, a flock of millions of idiots and mentally inferior, lazy, underdeveloped pupils of Russian education headed by your leader Drishchenko?From the word "wow"!!No, there were no other options!
and
You will cry, you will cry, you will cry, you will cry, you will cry. ( the book. It is obsolete). Loud and screaming. “Mother shouted with fear.” – Zhukovsky

The interpretative dictionary of Ushakov. by d.n of Ushakov. 1935 to 1940.

Yes, the guy just wrote about himself - a limited idiot in development, who also considers himself the smartest of all. I have probably never read books in my life.

for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop.
If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.

This is:
... the man, breathing a joyful breath, by the gesture of the wizard, taking the rabbit out of his hat, gets from a black package a bottle of milk (950 ml) in which the level of urine is about the same as it is usually in the store at the milk in such a bottle.
and...
At our clinic, a man from the village came to take the tests. I don't know in which container he had the urine, but the feces he brought in a 750-gram bowl of marinated cucumbers. Note that this bank was filled up with analyses.
All who were in the hallway, and the medical staff and visitors, slipped on the floor in seizures.

News on Rambler: "In India found 24 gold slurries in the toilet of an airplane "
We have all the bricks, and they have all the bricks.

I work on the length of SCC. Sometimes (very rarely) in the houses of the old fund, the cable channels are blocked to such an extent that only the conductor passes. The cable is no longer there. It is customary to lubricate the cable with car oil. It works on ur. Five more pass after him. A couple of times it was not at hand. I took ordinary vegetables from subscribers. The effect is no worse. But he did not find him the other day either. Then I lubricated the cable with mayonnaise.
So now I wonder... What other culinary tricks to use in the installation business?

1) Registration in the territory of the Russian Federation of a new religion "Science"

2) In the charter we record all the scientific achievements of the last 5,000 years, led by the Enlightened Darwin.

3) We file a lawsuit on RENTV, TV3, Friendship, the Battle of Extracts, etc. for insulting the feelings of believers and heresy.

4) Profit

In the morning I go to work, it is still dark, in the evening I go out of work, it is already dark.
My husband says I’m a stuntman...

A compliment is a man’s attempt to put everything down on a woman.

Mother: I stumbled again! Why do you look at the sky all the time and don’t look at your feet at all? It’s about people like you who say, “It lives in the clouds.” What are you thinking about now?
My daughter, 10 years old: about pigs. Today I read that pigs have their necks so arranged that they cannot see the sky at all. never ever.
Mother :...

The introduction of electronic public services allows you to increase the staff of officials by three, the mess by five, and the services themselves do not provide at all, because the computer broke.

I just want to eat your brain.
Zombie: You are shooting at me from a rifle.
Zombie: Don’t do that.

We sit in the cafe, at the table in front of the child.
xxx: last ND I celebrated among the gay... Blind, child, will be planted.
YYY: Let’s replace them with "delphins"?
XXX is OK. Last year I celebrated in the company of dolphins. Friends from the MSK came to me and said, "We go to the dolphins, go with us." And in this dolphinary are such horrors...

The Youth Series of STS. One of the heroines, the daughter of the head of GIBDD has a white Mercedes for 2 million. The ruble. But the matter is not that. According to the film, the girl’s birthday is 18. She has been driving for a year now. A very true series.)
and.

Veda: But I do not claim...
Tiggs: So confirm it!
by Veda