Recently delighted the "intelligence" of young trolls. Chat one online game with wild mistakes and inscriptions young gifts every few seconds strikes it with the same message about the following content:

We need a good high-level bar!
(Bard - one of the classes in the game)

This continues for a long time. Chat gets stuck, track the right messages, of course, becoming difficult. To somehow stop this wild copy paste, I decide to joke.I write in the chat the following:

Rozenbaum. good bard. high level

To my surprise, it worked. The chat is pleasantly quiet. But! A few minutes later, this body releases:

There is no such character (

Disruption of Reality)

From Khabr (news about ending the development of WinAmp):

Who is next – ACDSee?
Nero is Nero? It seems to me that its developers will soon get into the control system of the spacecraft and will fly away.

"... and seek medical help immediately."
Ded: A universal commentary to any quote.

XXX: And here I am going all that flying walk!
XXX: the stomach pulled, the breasts forward!
XXX: the beard up! Stretch the neck so that it looks higher and thinner
XXX: I blink with my eyes. And more hair!
The hair is like in advertising.
XXX: so slightly head tilt and so carelessly turn
XXX: Throw their heads behind their backs!
XXX: I’m getting closer
XXX: Walk from the hip, all work!
XXX: And I realize that I’m up again (
xxx: these are four gas bottles, not men!
XXX: Load the mill in the middle of the road!
XXX: I am what I am.
If you can’t wear lenses, don’t be ashamed to wear glasses.

Yesterday I was stopped by the GIBD staff. The shock is like that. Neither goodbye nor goodbye, but immediately in the window without presenting any evidence:
Do we exceed?
They exceeded my powers and I punished them. I severely punish.
The portion. He let go and asked to be careful.

Are you going to work tomorrow?
I was there yesterday...

Article "Electric vehicles clearance of Tesla increased by firmware update"

The comments:
In the near future: broke the wheel - jumped the patch - sat down and went.
It is a dream to have such a producer in your country.

And while we go back to compiling the nine with new flags...

and 646angel.
Last year, our Patriarch sanctified the Jordan River (after the baptism of Jesus in it, it did not seem sufficiently holy to the Patriarch).

xxx: Judging by the inexhaustible popularity of Iron Man and Batman, it follows the conclusion that it is actually the bubble-coolest superpower(((

Today I read reviews on the flamp about one office, somebody didn't love them very much.
This is the first recall:
I do not advise you to contact these guys. Scammers and scammers! They trade at excessive prices with non-quality goods. No complaints are accepted, the director is inappropriate.
This is the second control:
King Viktor Nikolaevich is not suitable, no pants are suitable, no cowards are suitable! Walking around the office talking nonsense.

ZyL: I worked in Telus, I heard a conversation of Canadians five years ago.
The first:
Did you go to Moscow on a business trip?
The second:
and AGA.
P is :
It’s dangerous there, right?
in :
Not a fig! It’s safer than Vancouver.
P is :
and!!!? to
in :
I tell you exactly!! Children walk in the courtyard without adults!!! Do you imagine?!? to

I exit Windows and open the console.
I open the stream to a remote car
I understand that this is the capricious of the system.
I even like such problems.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

Log iptables said sex will be short
I collected him again as an experienced practitioner.
You know it was hard for me to hold back.
I like it, this is my character.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

I remove the path to the computer of the headbuck
I close the console, I am an experimentator
Here’s the chief, here’s screaming away.
I go home, I smile.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

No windows are updated and no games are loaded.
I find this case quite funny.
You know I needed to have fun.
I need to cure my mental injuries.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

The country of idiots. The Olympic FACEL (in essence - fire) to send into space and it is not to light up there because in the vacuum can not burn in principle, and at the station - dangerous.
Is Gogol right in saying that there are two problems in Russia? I disagree, we have one problem – idiots.

I read a post about who I wanted to be as a child and who I eventually became... comment: I wanted to be a suitener. He accidentally became a nuclear physicist, but the craving for prostitutes is still very strong.

The story about the aircraft crash in Kazan, I open a video on the site вести.ru about it. After loading tons of advertising, before reporting another one – a megaphone, with flying aircraft and the slogan “Be above circumstances.” Idiots, fucking dead people.

I made an unthinkable quote.
received detailed explanations.
I realized that he was wrong.
I am sorry.

The first snow and ice on the street. It is impossible to walk on the sidewalk. And only My Dog managed to sink me right in front of the entrance to the store with a sign - "Invalid chairs, cushions, trunks, anti-spinning mattresses".

I will take a cat. I call him Jason Statham. Once again, listening to my friend’s pleasant stories that someone is sleeping with a pillow, someone with a plush mouse, I will relentlessly spit the nail, and then say, “And I’m sleeping with Jason Statham.”
The Queen

C of Habrahabra:
Ohhhhhh I decided to refine my yogurt because the temperature inside was too high.
The taste of the product is not suitable.
We need to control the temperature and time during the cooking process.
The power of the heating element is not high 15W, the simistor BT137x without radiator with opto-tyristor MOC3041 (D1) is suitable. As the “brain” of the design, the microcontroller ATTiny13A (U2) was chosen. Temperature sensor DS18B20 (U1)
The regulator scheme designed in Proteus looks like this:... (scheme drawing)
Eight hours of hard work with the solder and I assembled this scheme.
To control the power on the load, the microcontroller's hardware SIM was used, with the temperature adjustment of the work.
Once per minute, the temperature is measured, the value is compared, and the registry (OCRA) of the microcontroller responsible for the shrinkage of the system is adjusted.
Start preparing the right yogurt.
The yogurt feed cable is plugged into the regulator connector.
The switch indicator will start to flash, signaling the temperature sensor failure, click the 3.5 switch in the connector on the controller with the sensor at the end. The indicator lights up, not flashing, indicating the start of work.
The temperature is set at 38 degrees, the working time is 8 hours.
At the end of the cycle, the yogurt was no longer such a "rough" density and the sour taste disappeared. Wally!

YYYYY I solved a similar problem simply by placing a small towel on the bottom of the yogurt. The temperature dropped, everything was OK.

Employee: What cabinet is your OneNote 2013 printer in?
In short, I looked at it. The price is 15,000 rubles. If you don’t find it, I’ll find it all equally :) Look for it!