I was wrapped........
I want to go to the cemetery for three days ?
in the silence)

You have to lie in the morrow for a few more days, and on the third day, though in the cemetery, music will play.

Honey to fuck!!!! to

Battleclown: Have you ever thought why in the middle of the band the midians are not mined and eaten? Midians, living in fresh water, all of wholly contain hyalurons...In general, a pleasant appetite!

sannjik: Damn...I in my childhood 35 years ago-eaten them only the noise stood, indeed on the fire were roasted, and then I think that I am such a lean-through worms I have... and fig with it.
Here I heard from one man a worm in his stomach lived... a man will make a butter with a sausage, only his mouth will bite out of his mouth with a river-quiac, a sausage with a baked bread will crush... And my smooth on the go... do not bite)))

XHH: When I worked as a registrar in the morga, we had a 2-metre forever unbarred sanitary by the nickname "Vitya-sweet ass". That the surroundings just did not think, and he just sat somehow on a spilled straw.

yyy: medusa - the sixth aggregate state of water (fifth - garlic)

The news:
The books of Sergey Yesenin, Ivan Bunin and Vladimir Nabokov were among the literature that the Prosecutor’s Office of Stavropol demanded to withdraw from school libraries for “erotics, mysticism, horrors and hooliganic poems.”
“We have now, if you look at the compilations, children aged 9-12 years commit theft. How, in your opinion, what did they read?” are the words of the senior assistant prosecutor, prosecutor!!! to
I think these are the authors of minors criminals and read, everyone, a collection of works.
The sleep of reason engenders extreme dolboebism.

to this:
of Novosibirsk.
The planning street goes parallel to itself and has a crossroads with itself.

Lurkmore
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Also about Yekaterinburg:
Street of the People’s Will. A street that emerges from nowhere and disappears nowhere five times. Having an office on the street of the People's Will means having an office with a real city address that no one will ever find, although it is his nѢt, nѢt. There is also a psychiatric hospital on this street, which suggests
The Miracle Street of Krestinsky, which itself is parallel, perpendicular, and crosses the street of Schwartz twice. But that’s all shit...
Even cooler is the case with Chuckaev Street, which is adjacent to the Cosmonaut Avenue in the Ordzhonikidzevsky district. It is parallel and perpendicular to itself five times and crosses itself four times! It remains only to guess - what smokers and architects smoked when it was built. On this street there is everything for the healing of the spirit: here in a row are a mosque, a church and a bath.

Interesting thing about life.
Today, around 11 o’clock, at the time of visiting the bathroom on a known occasion, I was discovered negligence and disregard of households in relation to the availability of Special Purpose funds. In-depth analysis showed the absence of any kind of unnecessary papers in the house, except for a stack of norm-controlled draft schrenovik, in respect of which there was later an act of vandalism. In fact, I can say that this may have been the only meaningful use of a bachelor’s degree for the benefit of this country.

>VTF, I just don’t understand what "ukulele" is?

You are one of those who find it harder to google than to add a quote and enter a drop.

A fucking job, a fucking office, a fucking bureaucracy, a fucking life. How to thank me for the service - so all the bottles are pulled, liters and the price of thousands from five. And as you go with this bottle to another unit to the workers to help quickly and without hemorrhoids with agreements - so looks at you a healthy sober pumped guy and says, say, "Name Bareketovich, don't need - we would be better with cash, five hundred points more than enough."
A quarter of the salary is divided by five hundred points.
XHH: But in the office, fool, alcohol market can be opened.

How is it?
I am in depression.
What is?
- Here you choose a vacancy site with a job, send your resume, and also print an accompaniment to it, in which you lick the glands in a thin lust and colorfully write what you are, and then you come: "We considered your resume, but unfortunately you are forced to refuse. Your resume has been added to our database, and when a suitable job appears, we will contact you.” So I want to answer, “I don’t hold evil on you. Go with peace. But to the fucking :) Why is there no such function? :’ (

This is:

What are you, people so boundlessly limited in development, a flock of millions of idiots and mentally inferior, lazy, underdeveloped pupils of Russian education headed by your leader Drishchenko?? to

Are you stupid at all? Go teach lessons, Rosenthal is undercovered.

It was now at the parental gathering, where for an hour we (parents) had a court statement about how to live, that we should not have debts for ourselves and our children, etc.

Her crown phrase: "Unfortunately we still live in a rule of law..."

After that I could not listen anymore.

A colleague just issued:
And you know that every 10 million years our Earth... revolves!
- O_O O_O O_O O_O
And gradually going up! There is a freezing of the ice and eventually the North Pole becomes heavier. There is a planetary revolution.
He had to reassure him with the theme that down, on the South Pole, sleep also grows and they balance each other, not allowing the Earth to turn over.

Turn off TV3! This phimosis of the brain spreads from there.

Rostov anti-corruption fighter arrested for bribery of 2.5 million rubles

Xelbyb_WW: Even if you know fifteen foreign languages, Russian you still need. Fall down or drop something heavy on your foot.

Skolkov scientists have derived the formula of the movement of the enot at supersonic speed in an acidic environment and, if unnecessary, will apply it to calculate pensions.

By the way, I understand very well why the Stark fell first. Because, imagine, all people are like people. This is normal Middle Ages. Wear a colt, drink wine, take a fortress, kill the enemy and smash him in the skull. Targaryens are blood, shashlies! Barateons are not swords, so write. Lannister, we will pay you. The vineyard flows, the blood sheds, the babies are naked and very naked, dragons, wolves, all fucking, everyone has fun. And in the midst of all this, the Starks are sitting and shouting from the balcony like patties-killers - Vadik, Vadik, put on a hat, winter is near!! to

Who would have guessed that in the 21st century the news tape would start like this:
Christians advocate the abolition of the second law of thermodynamics

From Habr about Flying Robots:
AAA: In the event of an accident, no traffic jams are formed.
BBB: However, rainfall is formed in the form of debris and farce

I got a text message, something like "You have a job, maybe a combination. and call. Maxim Alexanderovich tel....". I was so caught by SMS spammers that I answered "Go to X*y Maxim Alexandrovich" and added to the blacklist. Today I go to hh, look, and there is one resume. I thought.