Your job is in the military.
I: I did not understand anything. You are being taken, right?
Brother: I am filling out the questionnaire on your job what???! to
I am the administrator. Signs of interruption should be placed in their places, not all at the end.

Not everything and not all can be matched!
In our bank, a man worked, by the name of a butcher. A little strange – I was looking for my approach to everything. So I saw in his performance the most epic sale - he could not call one customer, the secretary did not miss - that only did not try, nor how! Everyone is advised - yes, take the bombs of others, and he - in no way, the principle of the type )))) Well, and eventually calls her after a while and says "Connect me with Ivan Ivanovich..." exactly so, on "you"! Everyone in the cabinet was alert and listened... The secretary naturally "and how do you, he said, introduce you?"- he pressed "Tell her that the butcher is calling...". Judging by the pause, the aunt sat on the tail, but joined with the director. He listened to everything, and so polite and attentive, as soon as it is in the books on sales, and at the end so carefully asks - "Say, and why "The Carnival?" What a guy answers - "Dak my name is like this...". The customer is delighted (at the end of the day, he passed to us). I then listened to that conversation - a 12-minute orgasm, not a conversation! ))) So it all depends on the seller! :)

XXX: The hour of our death is unavoidable, so do not forget. Leaving yourself in something. Mind, hands or fox
XXX: The Governor
XXX: Understood in life, this is the
YYY: Yes, the Governor’s head
YYY: or hands
YYY: or fucking

Another local "intellectual" victory.
For which city is the football team "Dnepr"?
For Rostov-on-Don!

I recently met Zen. The fact is that I am studying at filfak, while being somewhat driven on linguistics and literature (in a good sense moving, blue curtains not to offer), and I meet with the same schizant physicist-theorist (classics: TBV, atheism, all affairs). There was never a problem: I have a physics trio, but I understand it a little bit, and understand what my boyfriend is talking about, I can, and support the discussion too. He, in turn, reads a lot and hates those who write with mistakes. The perfect couple, in general. Well, I thought that doctors all this, say, technicians hated humanitarian. And here, on a pair of symbolism, I hear from a teacher, the sweetest lady of retirement age, a candidate of sciences, among other things, a heartbreaking story about (literally) a Czech physicist who arranged the Tunguska meteorite, and on the day when his mother died, saw angels take her soul to heaven!

xxx, this is a vanilla.
When I asked to blow me a little bit with a pillow
He made such a look.
It was like I was asking to cut me a little with a tail.

In the collection:
– – – – –
to this:
>> I don't know if you quit smoking, and in our Angarsk, Kalanchoe has already been renamed into fruit inhalers...

In Sochi, the fragrance pair is now sold.
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One of the Moscow network restaurants - "damp cocktails"

of Kiev. of our days. I am in the line at the box office at "Silpo". In front of me are two raggles with lion’s beer. The first says - and about this our beer already rolls off. The second yes! his still Lviv brewer created in the 19th century, his love was huge with one wildness! They - Robert and Zosa even a monument in Lviv! It is from them!!! Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet.
I can’t stand it and ask – and nothing that Shakespeare died a couple of centuries before them?
And this lady replies to me, “You, Mosca, with your Soviet breeze, you will pass our Ukrainian history to us!

I was unjustifiably called a cruel man.! to
The one who said it was right...
I’ll knock you now!! to

I refer to a colleague regarding the solution to the lack of work on the Internet:
Turn on the access point! You have 3G on your smartphone.
Sitting in the council, the TP-shek heard familiar words and reawakened:
Who has the 3 G points?

Do you know what the word "flies" means?
Q: Do you know what I am talking about?
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How to lose sleep

Students always hit the toilets in the universe
Three cabins
one is occupied by a cleaner (on the toilet stands a barrel barrel - type there only she has the right to pour water)
In the second there is no sling and a steep toilet, so to solve the need for the problem, it is necessary to break all there.
One cabin works normally, but with such a triple load in it for some reason it is always bad.

Now a similar picture is seen in shops of type "all by 38";
Three boxes
One does not work, but there is a cashier (for the furniture what?) and sends everyone to another box (the analogy with the tank immediately arose), the second is empty (cossy toilet, eh?It works alone, but due to the triple load.

No commentary

XX: They don’t want to hear anything. Brain washing forever
YYY : to understand. How you expressed!

Today was a high-tech celebration.

Waiting for the bus. I noticed that instead of the usual tapestry, an electronic board was installed.

And there are messages:

Information is updated.
Installation of modem.
Initialization of the modem.
Registration in the network.
Turn off the modem.

Then the same thing in a circle.
Innovation is moving across the country. They are stuck in one place.

Today I learned that there are articles on numbers on Wikipedia. For example, the number 253. It turns out that it is a natural number between 252 and 254. It is informative! I wonder how many of these articles are?

to write objections to appeal to the administrative court of Sevastopol
The question arose in which language to write (by habit began in Ukrainian, but Ukrainian - the state in the Republic of Crimea, and Sevastopol has a separate status)
Call to the Legislative Assembly.
What language is your state language?
The answer killed: I don't know, I need to clarify, call back later ))

Wife: Listen, it seems like the pigeons are gathering a nest on our balcony.
I: Yeah yeah!
I went out to the balcony and looked.
I’m coming from behind, so what?
... and letting!! What are you scaring me? I thought it was them! O_0

We will not subsidize Russian Gazprom. Ukrainians will not take out of their pocket $5 billion a year for Russia to buy arms, tanks, aircraft and bomb Ukrainian territories for that money. Arseniy Yatsenyuk

Am I not understanding something? It seems to me that it is Ukraine that for Gazprom’s money buys aircraft and bombs Ukraine. "truth is a lie", "peace is war", "love is hatred"...

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Probably the fact is that the color of the slime is a symbol of the beginning of the bloom, since the slime blooms in Japan one of the first, and the wrinkles are the hand of a person, whose youth and bloom has already passed, so the smell is sad. The owner’s hand.
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And for us, it is sad that obvious things need to be chewed... This is the current level of education.

I will explain to the "explaining"
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Let me explain to the "intelligent":

The debilny pred gave the task for the diploma to write on the php store. Well, of course he said that the code will be checked for plagiarism. As a result, the plagiarism was found in 4 files and the diploma was not counted.
Here is a list of files:
Styles.css
by bootstrap.js
jQuery.js
by class.phpmailer.php
Isn’t he a fucker?

No, it's not a shit at all.. the predator is not dumber than you, believe me.. If you were writing the assignment yourself, you could explain to the predator that the names are the same, and the content is his own.. This is what he expected from you - because it is he who checks your knowledge, and not the opposite.. but you didn't know it? and :)
and...
This is because of the fact that the lectures are taken by fools who understand the subject as well as you (that is, they do not understand at all) - and such problems arise. These are standard libraries, they MUST be the same. It is like in the drawing of a steam car to add to the fact that standard screws with gauges and clamps are used. You did not know that, right? and :)