Dickie Dudgeon: Dedication to first-class students as always does not go without pearls! (I’m a sound operator at school) They play a game with them "this is me, this is me, it’s all my friends". They say something like "who of you does not look cloudy, loves sports and physical education", well, they answer "this is me...", and if it is not the case - they are silent. So, they say, “Who of you comes to class late for an hour?” In response, in silence, one child’s voice said: “This is Diiima!”

I sit and listen to the news. Another battle with the sambit Emelyanenko-younger. The lawyer actively smears, such as here and there, Rafik is innocent, and his eyebrows are cut off in the area of his face. At first I raised, introducing my eyebrows somewhere in the inguinal region, and then, seeing the vegetation-grown face of the sambit, I understood the simple truth. The lawyer is right. The client’s eyebrow is indeed somewhere in the face.

I read the newspaper, signature under the photo "Valentina Matvienko. The third person of the state".
What is my order number in our country?

Man 22.03: Hi... one man advised you to fill tattoos.
How much will a half pocket cost to hit?
Man of 22.03:? to
Man 25.03: Can you answer my question, or can I even not count?? to

Tattoos 26.03: What is the sex puke?
The 26.03 Tattoos: Sex in the Ass?

At the end of the film, Sasha turns from grey to white.
XXX as Gandalf

What is "How stupid"?
My friend told me today:
The morning. The bus. All students are in a hurry to study. In the hands of iPhones, tablets. Who plays, who sits on VKontakte. And I, as a fool, sit and catch my suspicious eyes and read a textbook on sexual diseases.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I also caught ambiguous views, reading the textbook "Technological processes of maintenance of aircraft and aircraft engines."
Maybe you and I will be in the future?

p1lula: Every time I see the inscription "the pop-up window is blocked" I want to chew the computer, call it good and give a bone...

To the question about mistakes in business correspondence by email:

xxx: Alexander, is my presence in this matter not required?

I found a fat spot on the screen on the phone. It does not disappear. I think I will lick it, soak it up and cut off. At this moment, a colleague from the neighboring office comes in and even does not blink and says: "Oh, do you write a love sms to your wife?and "

Discussions between administrators and accountants.
Chicken accountants are the equivalent of an administrator assistant who runs and revitalizes the mice or searches where the cursor is missing and changes the cartridges. They also call themselves Admins.
A real accountant is a knowledgeable of his business, he can work with leasing, principals, construction, foreign companies. This is already in the Odmin style - server, mail, Citrix, remote and so on.
These are incomparable professions. No need to say that there are chickens, and there are smart boys.

Live with friends!

XXX: now the mail has optimized the work with customs
YYY: Oh, burned the packages
XXX: Well, the wreck was broken up? The task solved? After the fire, I received packages from China in 7 days. The last one has been going for more than a month.
Time to burn again!

From Asha

XXXI (14:31:29 24/10/2013)
Today, my colleague Boris delighted me....terrible said it somehow Oksana (our office manager)...Borja, and you served in the army?....and Borja in response...Yes, 4 years in Vietnam!....and heard the unexpected...And why so long?

Gleb: There are two kinds of problems in physics: those that can be solved and those that can be read and understood - free cash.

I sit behind the notepad, listen to the edge of my ear as something about cats is told on TV. They said that cats could be representatives of a different civilization. In a joke, I say to my cat "Well, Alien, let me go". She looked at me so expressively and whispered so meaningfully that I thought.

xxx: Today overnight reviewed all five parts of the "Destination Point".
XXX: You can’t sit right now.

In November, the educational version of SimCity will be released, which will help children understand the basics of urban management.

xxx: I offer theoretical physicists to train through Half-Life

Happiness so quickly turns into another Experience that you do not have time to remember.

It was five years ago. He took the test to change his rights. I will not name the place. Whoever knows, can take a cake from the shelf. Here, we came, therefore, to the corresponding GIBDDulin, we all explored, all paid, climbed to the desired second floor, entered the corner and got into the atmosphere of specific nervousness.
People somewhere to the window climbs, something is trying to ask-explain-documents to push... those who are already on the approach in the row grumbling, those who are far in the row screaming not to let anyone, and from all this action forms such a crowd that you do not especially see for whom you occupied, you begin to strain yourself, look for whom you are standing behind, and still mint, apologize, the policeman in the ambrasure is ripping, trying to remotely bring order,... in short, everyone is aware. Come together and leave.
And here, in the midst of this violence, the door opens and such a luxurious law enforcement officer leaps into the gap that has formed, lazyly bypasses this slandering crowd and so targets the TV in the corner under the ceiling of this unit. Television revived and issued a screenshot of the "Caucasian Prisoner"...
Thro the film, there was a quiet silence in the hall, interrupted only by the cries of a policeman in an ambrasure. The faces of the people were calm and joyful, the men stood and smiled. Someone smiled quietly, someone shamefully and modestly, someone childishly directly and broadly...
Everyone who rushed somewhere, demanded something to be done quickly, now and without a turn, immediately found the time to just stand and see how bambarbia Kirgudu... When the Shurik's arrivals ended and the people again turned their attention to the menta, the lush made his focus again. And the people with the same delight and joy looked already at the arrival of Semen Semenych Gorbunkov. And there were no screams, no slings, no rings.
Only when they shouted the right surname, distracted themselves from the film, approached the end, got what they needed and quietly left. It was as if they had returned to reality. The mood was, by the way, very positive. And that, agree, is expensive...

Having calculated the number of immigrants in Moscow and the benefit they bring on construction, the Moscow authorities came to the conclusion that it would be more profitable to expel the Moscovites from the capital.

QA: I don’t want to scratch the developer bugs, I’m a boy, I want a radio-controlled helicopter!