The old quote:
My boyfriend got to write text messages until evening every day. I wrote a proga on the smartphone, which responds to all the SMS automatically - "Yes, favorite", "Of course","very"in arbitrary order in the morning I saw 264 incoming SMS and the last from my blonde at 5:45 with the text "And when are you shit, will you fall asleep?and "

SMS 1: "Do you miss it?"
- " very much"

SMS 2: "Do you want me to talk to you before you go to bed?"
- "Yes, my favorite"

SMS 3: Are you serious? Do you really want it?"
- "Of course"

Vuelta is gone!

I watch a video on YouTube about aircraft accidents. There is an advertisement of the type: "Books Aeroflot air tickets" :-)

The female logic
Looking for a man for a relationship
finds
Just because he wore light socks with black shoes on a date.

Continuing to talk about loneliness

Romans: you have chicks in your head instead of cockroaches!

> > suddenly this small push for a man will become a huge...
Uniform for household mice. :D

I do my homework in German. I wanted to go to the toilet. My hands in the laundry machine and I notice the calf on the crane, I remember that today I bought a special remedy for this trouble, I decided to just try to use it. I came to consciousness when I washed the tiles in the bathroom.

To this: To this:
"Schmetterling"... and in this fucking German language even "the butterfly" sounds as if she was staring at the houses at night and cuddling in the cheeks of disobedient children :(

I will tell you more, butterfly in German is also male.

A "girl" is generally average. Germans are Germans.

Daddy told me.
In Tyumen, somewhere on the passage.
The man takes his passport to write out the pass.
The Belarusian passport, all things.
He opens it, scrolls, finds a page where there is Daddy’s photo.
and passes out.
Name and name
Schengen Guidelines

We are a Schengen family.

xxx> is it all - the dacha or your construction?
yyy> the construction of the house. I call it customary. Do you think that in Crimea, how do you extract water? Is there a centralized water supply in the private sector?
xxx> no, we have wells, and there is no sewerage. In ancient Rome was
yyy> yyyy
xxx> somehow lost the secret of shit for centuries

After school, my husband worked as a pathologist for many years, where he saw a lot of exciting spectacles. Then he went to the troops: visited various hotspots, once tortured in captivity, not once caught bullets and miraculously survived, received a high rank and many orders. He was also a man who saw a lot of things. But after watching the cartoon "Aladdin" with the children, he eventually cried. To say that I was confused is to say nothing.

Turmeric is also, by the way, a kitchen u-u, a creature!

This story was told to me by my Peter's partners, and I heard it from several representatives of the local business community.
One of our businessmen, or as they are called, oligarchs, who did not fall from the forefront because of the constant stories of very original content, began his commercial journey in the northern capital as an entrepreneur on the then standards just above a good middle hand. In general, a simple new Russian, with a Mercedes, but without islands and castles.
At that time (94-95), it was very fashionable to have speaking papagaies, and the big papagaies, who already spoke well, were considered especially chic. But to get such a bird even for large birds was a problem - importing was only illegal, and to train the bird to speak well was not so easy. A really steep bird cost 2-4 thousand green, and some copies were sold at the price of jiggles. According to rumors, one local businessman in those years in the office had a cage covered with a blanket. When he lifted the cover, the huge blue poppy who sat in it began to scream exhaustedly, "I will not give you money! All for Election! To the elections!” until he was covered with a carpet again.
In general, our "new" decided to acquire a speaking miracle and went to the bird market. But unfortunately, suitable for a proud demonstration to partners, the poppy was never found. Either the bird is small, or speaks a few words - in general, "the boys will not understand." But suddenly at the end of the trade row, the "new" with his assistants saw a man dressed in a telogreek, in whose cage was sitting something that attracted the attention of a large number of visitors. As they pushed away the crowd, they saw a huge frog in the cage. The sova (per it was a phyllin) was really huge and occupied almost the entire cage. The man was clearly from a distant village, but the market knew well. When asked about the price, he immediately named 3,000, and as many as he was not tried under various pretext to bend the stuck "new" and his assistants, firmly stood on his price, hotly telling what he was worth to catch such a large specimen and even put it in a cage.
The breakdown came at a time when our “new” named its final price at 2500, and showed by its appearance that it would not be traded any further.
The man looked at them sadly and said, “Well guys, give me 3,000, it’s just $100, is it money for you?”
“Do you sell for rubles?”This voice of “new” with assistants was probably heard in the whole market.
On the face of the man appeared the recently lost opportunity to buy used jiggles and upgrade the cellar.
I bought the sauce :)

The Russians will have to pay in advance. Pay for 10 years in advance, die prematurely, a crown from the housing company - as a gift!

I agreed to play with the child at the doctor, coughed a little.
Now I have a knee fracture, a headache inflammation, a cold flu and a tooth dropped out.

Microsoft is condemned!
Word doesn't know who Chuck Norris is and proposes to rename him Chuck Morris!

The war hero and emergency ministry-nik cried after "Aladdin"...Well what? I have been a judicial doctor for 7 years. I can’t watch horror movies, I’m afraid.

Oh my God, how I hate the genitals.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Well, it feels like you fucking, but quickly and without enthusiasm.

The wise man who wrote this:
– is
Why, in fact, for you, my desire to fuck you in the ass levels the value of the rest of my judgments? Where do you see the contradiction? Why can’t I want to put you with cancer and get you in the ass and at the same time have healthy adequate ideas on some life issues?
– is
Imagine that you, the crash, someone expressed a desire to get in the back passage. Do you have the desire to discuss with this person or how?

Over the years the point of view has changed.

I decided to remember my childhood and watch "Knowledge" by "Stars". I turn on and see how the universal expert Zina shuttered in the kitchen, in a beautiful dress, with a hairstyle and makeup, but still wears a forehead.
In the past, it was thought, a tailored aunt, does not go home in old clothes, holds herself in a string... And now it is a pity she became. She, apparently, came home from work and immediately went to the kitchen to cook dinner, even washing and changing clothes as a household poor woman was not time.

About football :) And the speaker at the stadium meanwhile asks
The fans, who, despite
Unfortunately, we made an anthropology today.
Stop throwing snow.
The Moldovan goalkeeper.