At the reception at the dentist. The children are sitting with their parents, very quiet, everyone is a bit tense. The three-year-old son unexpectedly releases: March 8th is near, grow and grow my pipiska.
The situation in the hall has changed dramatically.

YYY: well diet
The fifth man exchanged the twelve.
YYY: apparently exchanged, but he gave him a lot of surrender.

here here :
To the boy from the “elite” home and to the girl from the “elite” school: go and drown before it’s too late, elite.
________
Did you, the critics, not think that the word “elite” is used here in a sarcastic sense? Obviously, the authors of quotes themselves with some contempt relate to their super-resilient "habitat" (home and school), and in such cases the word "elite" is used with a common and seemingly already memo mistake.
Surprisingly, the target audience of the resource...

Now on the methodology of mathematics we sit, teach "give an example of an empty multitude". the voice from the back "the virgin in this audience" :-D

Matan or Death!
Naxel: I choose death!

How about the new Snickers-Mindal?
Tagged: fucking
Q: Did you expect it?

The price of gasoline in a nearby west Siberian city (city-forming enterprise which mines 10% of all Russian oil) began to cost 36 rubles.

Previously, girls were embarrassed if someone accidentally saw their trousers, so they wore long sweaters. Now they wear short dresses and are no longer embarrassed, because the trousers are securely hidden in the j@pe!

to this:

"Out of the Eye (Letter. The Sakura Flower is a small Japanese aircraft shotgun of the end of World War II (Yokosuka MXY7 Ohka), a winged bomb controlled by a suicide pilot.
by Scuco! I want to see that joke from the car that invented to call the car so!

Then look for the joke that called one of the Volga's affluents. If you know of course that Volga is not just a gas product. And in general, in foreign languages there are a lot of similar words with completely different meanings. It is stupid to equal them.

I used to use the phone cable and brush my teeth. After the call, the ability to speak in general and matte in particular returned in 10 minutes.

x>Why do girls film pornography?
X>What makes them do this?

Y>If they didn’t do that, almost nobody would watch porn.

to this:
For the first time in my 21s, I went to a club. Dressed in a frank dress, well there with a cut, short, painted, haired, came. All the way I felt like on the panel, well, okay, I go to the club, not to the grandmother’s pie.
As it turned out, my super-honest dress looked on the backdrop of others like a cloak. Makeup was not done.
I will not go anymore.

My daughter, my mother! You are a gift of God! Tell me where to look for you???? to
Medical student.

A husband comes from work and asks his wife:
What my sweet work! ? to
She is:
Everything is fine, dear! Borst cooked, the cottage cooked! She wiped out the clothes, the child’s stuff was washed. Here I sit with my socks.
And tomorrow, if you forget to pay for the internet again, I will kill you!

The Pillow:
In the country, a lot of shrimp was ripened, and so that the good did not disappear, the mom decided to go trade. I come back from work, she tells a story:
I sit in front of a grandmother who sells all kinds of vegetables and spices, and I see three aunts approach her, with one of them having a bust of impressive sizes. I see, two aunts start to crack on the grandmother, and the third bends over the counter and breasts (!!!) He begins to scratch foods from the counter into his bag! Well, I was asleep, sick with anger stated that it accidentally fell "and poured out half a bag of peanuts, strawberries and other figi.

The Pillow:
Personally for me after this story the expression "to breastfeed" acquired a new meaning=)

Dagestan scientists have proven that the white priora is faster than the black priora.

Mother tells her father that her colleague, a teacher of physical education, had a back pain. Well, he, as a lover of any questionable folk medicine, advises her ointment. The next day, they sent the guilty student boy to the pharmacy. I have to say that the boy was red, lame, in a-la Harry Potter glasses and heavily whispered. I REALLY want to look into the eyes of the pharmacist when this miracle asked to sell him a shrimp stone on rice oil!!! to

You are somewhat cold. When I leave - no tears, I come - a knock in the cheek and that's all. In the movie, the girls thirst on the window, wrapped in the shirt of a loved one, all that... Maybe you don’t love me?

Okay okay, I admit it. When you’re not there, I’m going to take your garbage in your shoes. Only the TSS!

My father told me yesterday:

Paradoxes of our music community: the Moscovite Andrey Makarevich congratulated the Day of the City and performed in Yekaterinburg, and the Yekaterinburgist Vladimir Shahrin sang for the Moscovites...)))

Previously I was the chief of a cell phone company and I want to ask WHERE HAVE MY EMPLOYERS BEEN!

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