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I bought a double icon in the car in the church. He removed the image from there and inserted the printed gods of Ketzalkoatl and Teskatilipoki (the Aztec gods). I glued onto the car panel, and I call this wild baththert from my believing father and from other 'believers' who are driving with me in the car)))))) I plan to build something like myself at home - like the'red corner'))))))))

A real case at McDonald’s.
Standing in a row, in the neighboring box, a woman (J), gently speaking for the centerman, and a girl-cassor (K) are in a dialogue:
BigTaysti, BigMac, two hamburgers, McNags nine, big fry, big coke...
Q: Do you want a cherry cake?
You know, I am on a diet!1! 1!

XXX: Get out of class! Your methods are not enough incapsulative!
Stop polymorphizing in class!
XXX: Call the elementary class to school!
Call as much as you want, I’m abstract.

xxx: standing in a traffic jamming, caught myself on changing the wave on the receiver, pressing the clutch before >_<

Christine
I am a meloman.
I listen to)

Robert is
I listen to it too)
but Basque, for example, very short - seconds 10, until I realized that it was Basque

To reassure the girl:

It is an unforgettable feeling when you break through the email address of your narrowed, and he is registered on all gay portals 0_o

From personal experience - find out now how crazy his ex was)

The 4,5-year-old daughter became addicted in the evening while watching cartoons to make a snack. Usually it’s a banana or an apple or something like that. There was no such thing today.Next dialogue: - Give a banana
– not
Give an apple.
– not
Give me something! I want to!
Go to the kitchen and sing.
I do not want! He covers his face with his hands, falls onto the couch and passes through the wild reef, but why is this life?! to

XXX is
Who has a business with a relative? Is it possible to do business with relatives?
I like to share.

YYYY
My parents invested in my higher education – they burned up in the same place. And like experienced businessmen, economic, visionary. A sharp question, in general.

I am a sitadmin in a small organization.
A nice accountant goes so quietly to the ear.
- Please help me to break the computer unnoticed, so that my husband for a long time forged, forged, spit and finally paid me a little attention and not his tanks. And with such sad eyes he looks...

<<< and what about sex?
<<< I just have if you don’t do it yourself, you’ll wait for eternity. I even learned to drill! Instead of one, the truth wrecked three holes because I could not get to the right place, but at the same time I also learned to spat.

Spammers are calling. Treatment of the spine. All would be nothing, but they got to the neurological department of the city hospital.

to this:
Zaporozhye has not a engine in his ass, but an anal-dislocated power unit!
by Via JAP(s)
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I know a few people with a similar diagnosis :)

told one acquaintance. He works as a dentist.
Comes somehow a patient, a new Russian, the fingers of the veer, all the things. The acquaintance stretches him a couple of bushels, she turns to the table with the tools. When he returns, he sees a painting of oil. The new Russian sits with a bald head stretched with a bagel, waving the second: "And THIS WHERE?"
A dull scene (which is somewhat inappropriate), barely holding back the acquaintance, pressing her shoulders: "Well, apparently, I..."

"A businessman set himself on fire in the Urals, demanding to turn on the heating in the house"

Comments to News:

TopSpin: Heat up
Hope is warm.
Katya is warm.

Provision of housing in Moscow:
The room is handed over to the single man, the entrance is made by the mistress.

I worked as a refueller on the gas station in Vladik for two years and during this time I refuelled “Oku” and “Lada” twice. by Kalina.”

- What do you know about embracing the image and preparing for a role-playing game! Von M has not shaved her legs for two months, walked in pants, and all because her character on the roll is a hobbit.
What about husband? Did not protest?
Rolewriter and reconstructor. I played Nazgula. I need to support my wife...

A clever girl doesn’t need to repeat twice – she will still do her own way.

A unique profession
A friend related to the storage and transportation of flour told the story.
Since the flour suspension in the air is explosive, Rostechnadzor requires that the doors of the warehouse be opened inside - then a possible explosion will damage less what is outside. Otherwise a large penalty.
Firefighters require the doors to be opened out, then people on the fire hazardous facility have more chances to escape. It is also a huge fine.
As a result of this collision, one of the most important areas of activity of the security service of one of the Russian grain companies was to find out when the next inspection will come and from which supervisory agency.
And in the regular schedule appeared a unique work specialty - an emergency door hanger.

If you don’t want to ruin a relationship with a man, don’t stop him from lying.