About the BDSM community.
> It is beautiful here. A girl came, who was like a boy, who was like a gay, and began to look for a Master. and found. And then I suddenly found out that the people are not playing the game here - when I met the Master.

If your neighbor – MCHSovets – buys fireworks, strawberries, tubes, candles and flour – it is better not to ask him about anything, but rather to run to the store.

Kloctuk: Dr. succeeded – if he woke up – in his country, his city, in his (or his friends’) apartment. The car is whole. Most importantly, the month is the same. As I remember last year...

Minkman: The life? Okay
Minkman: Tomorrow at seven and twenty-two
I will be at work.
sitting in the office.
Think about salary.
for two hundred rubles.
Enough for 10 days.
I will try very hard,
There is a little more.
and avanas)

16 of the car crane fell not electric on the test platform.

The next morning:

1) A good guy.
2) How is life?
1) (runs a link to the news) Guess from the 3 times - who was in the 4th car?
2) Is the brick broken?
1) No, I taught Java. The first thought when there was a blow - "what hell did the light cut off? I still have a few pages until the end of the chapter!"

Strong programmers...

onliner.by, considering restricting access to sites that are dangerous for children.
XXX is a good service. A day ago he went to his little one in the room, and he looks at the naked, still does not know what to do, but studies, so to speak, to prepare.

YYY: If you ban him now, he may start considering men.

I realized I was getting older when I saw a single porn actress in the Mature section.

ShiZa: stupid is the easiest thing to do, do what you want, but adequate is difficult, rules are everywhere, and you need to follow them.

from the Internet space. Activation of Windows 8.1 via phone.

I used this key, it all worked, but I was slightly surprised when a real man replied instead of a aunt's car.
Wow, imagine how they were surprised there when they were called to activate the system, which will only be released in a month.

Necronlord: That is, if the juice became carbonated and in taste resembles cider, can it be drunk?
San: You can, if the sartre is nearby.

Record under the title "Origin of the names of countries of the world":
"Afghanistan - possibly from 'Upa-Ghana-Stan' (land of united tribes)."
up! Up up up up! Upa-Gana is the state!

From the forum (talk with "sex guru"):
How to delay orgasm for 2-3 hours?? to
YYY: After 2-3 hours you start and that’s all. Do not ask stupid questions anymore.

[11:59:22] Olga: before this joke
[11:59:31] Olga: I am changing Katina’s money, 750 UAH
[11:59:41] Olga: Tell me – give me a passport.
[11:59:49] Olga: I am about what?
[11:59:58] Olga: well, more than 500-needed passport
[12:00:10] Olga: OK then change me 500 and 250)))
Olga: She was almost crying.
by Irina :D
Irina: Have you changed anything?
Olga: Yes, and what to do
Irina: You won’t get lost anywhere.
[12:00:55] Olga: I said at first that it won’t go, but I said that then I’ll go out and go back again)))
Olga is like children.

Lorana: I suggest introducing a new term – the imitation of primacy. That uncomfortable moment when you promise to watch together, but don’t wait and pretend to watch for the first time, you are carefully surprised and laugh.

Tori: Behold, in the gym there was a dispute about who will win the battle of a stuntman, with huge strength or a boxer with technical movements and precise strikes, opinions of course divided, but so far came to the conclusion that the guarantee of winning will be the use of a technique unknown to the opponent, your opinion -?
Dark: The stangster, the sabotage itself, must use things that are close to him and familiar - for example, hit the stang on his head.

Dmitriy: Okay guys, it’s time to go to sleep.
Anton: I am calm
[0:02:44] Dmitriy: Snoff
Anton: The Night
[0:02:51] Sergey: Snoff
Victor: A good dream
Anton: ppc, teethless grandfathers and Tajik

X: I am busy. I am the headquarters.
Y: O_O
X: Gotland Eat
and °_o
X: The Head
Aaaahahahahahahah
Y: O_O
X: I’m going to cook!! to

The New Moscow Car Curse
"Let your route change the asphalt 3 times a year!"

No, only three times a year is a blessing.

Dark: The Ways of God... detailed in books on quantum mechanics :)

xxx: How lovely it is: I just discovered that in one tab of the browser I have an article opened "How to persuasively carry nonsense, lie, insult and avoid questions: master class", in the other - correspondence with a foreign partner of our company about delayed reporting, and in the third - my rainbow press release about the growth of investment in the region...