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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №88207
 11.10.2013
The right leg of the pig is cursed by the prophet. I am fucking! The life of a Muslim is full of fascinating channels! In the store, you can hide a lamb secretly rubbed by a pig. Or even worse: fuck a lamb in the ass with the right leg of a pig, and then put it on a non-suspicious Muslim.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88206
 11.10.2013
Once the waitress ruined the diction by asking for tea with a bowl :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88205
 11.10.2013
Yyy: Electricity will soon be cut off... soon... soon ends...
Make a poster - and walk through the cabinets - the end of the world is coming!!! Pray to me!! to
Do not repent, but repent.
HGH: Make the seals of documents!! In the name of a single server.! to
YYY: There is such a Bacaptic church.
Ohhhhhhhhhh :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88204
 11.10.2013
Googled questions and answers.
The question is how to shave. While thinking about the wording, I was asked the topic: How to shave my ass with a scarf? I realized that a community with such a rich inner world would not be drawn. He left Google.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88203
 11.10.2013
When I was in Kronstadt, the locals told me a legend about where the expression “Swedish table” came from. At the height of the Northern War, when Peter the Great sailed with his soldiers to Kotlin, the Swedes, seeing him, immediately washed off the island, leaving all his livelihoods and when Peter landed on the island, he found there still not extinguished fires with boilers and fresh lunch, which was enough for the whole army.

Brighten your erudition in the company of beautiful shades

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88202
 11.10.2013
This is:

Ph: What annoys you?
Z80: On a frozen morning in 1997, I, a 3rd grade student, went to the other end of our city for a push as one bargain promised me to bring a LICENCE cassette in a cellophane package, with perfect image quality and crystal sound, just the size of my two scholarships. And that, naturally, did not cheat. And yesterday, his wife cleaned up and threw out the tape and said to me that you would never see her anywhere. This is not true! (They are out. I have my daddy’s video magnetophone (slip) on the antresolks hidden! (It was very bad)
Cry, cry, it will be easier!

Man, run away from this woman, there is nothing holy to her!!! and :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88201
 11.10.2013
Neboslon: Tell me, O great prophet, how much will the dollar and euro cost in 2040 in Russian money?
ealand: 6 yuan dollar, 11 tenge euro

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88200
 11.10.2013
A conversation with a comrade who is a fan of all kinds of knives and sharpening knives.
In order to become a master in making all kinds of sushi/rolls, a Japanese must just stand for seven years and watch the master prepare these sushi/rolls. But then you go to a Japanese restaurant, he cookes them with you in about a minute without even turning his head and not stopping to talk sweetly with his friend.
Oh yes, it is cool. In Japan, there is a competition in rubbing, the rubbing, which is measured with a micrometer. The cost of the stone on which the sharpening occurs reaches up to 10 thousand. and backs. One master was given such a stone. He could not believe his happiness for a long time, fasted and meditated for three days. Then spent a few days on the sharpening and won the contest.
I. Here are the fans, everyone brings to perfection
T is Damn, not in that country Windows was developed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88199
 11.10.2013
I look at the X-ray of my teeth and I realize that this is the most successful photo I’ve taken in the last fifteen years.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88198
 11.10.2013
I won’t go to India either.)
YYY: Do not
Yyy: there people go to the railroad in the morning
or in the river.
YYY: 800 million
Yyy: and all in the river or on the railway
yyy: a deadly damned country with a rich cultural past

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88197
 11.10.2013
Tim Thaler (21:06:59 10/10/2013)
In Europe, there is a suspicion.
Sokoji (21:08:46 10/10/2013)
Going out
Tim Thaler (21:08:57 10/10/2013)
Do not forget the memory washer.
Tim Thaler (21:09:02 10/10/2013)
It will be like last time.
Sokoji (21:09:08 10/10/2013)
What memory washer?
Tim Thaler (21:09:20 10/10/2013)
I say it will be the same as last time.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88196
 11.10.2013
xxx: Blog service “Habrahabr” included in the register of banned sites
YYY: What is it?
zzz: there a guy in the comments wrote "kill his head against the wall"
zzz: type of call to suicide

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88195
 11.10.2013
Mumu: Today I am going on a date with my boyfriend. Go on a boat :)
Uncle Paul: You...this...be more careful with him...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88194
 11.10.2013
I ask the guy:
I think, or am I constantly beating you in the nose at night?( by
YYY: She...
YYY: Today in the Eye

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88193
 11.10.2013
xxx about the winter. I want to leave home at dawn and come back at sunset.)

[ + 26 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88192
 11.10.2013
Listening near the universe
Do you know how to say the right thing – cake or cake?
The fucking cake?
Nihua and Toro! I, fuckingly, decided to learn such words with an incomprehensible emphasis, or, fuckingly, you will say "cake", and fuckingly some will crack, crack. Naughty...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88191
 11.10.2013
Here is this:

I picked up the first thing that came out.
In the hand, I got some cream.
There were no normal lubricants in the house. Ten minutes after the burning.
I want to read, I want to read, I want to read. c.
Extract of purification! The warts burn out! Aaaah!! to

You watched the miniature "Natural selection in action".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88190
 11.10.2013
From JJ alex_smirnov: Developing about Fedu Bondarchuk: what a good man was Boris Nathanovich! A film about an inhabited island.
In the ninety-eighth year, I visited his seminars three times. There was such an enclosure that darkened in the eyes. Then I read, even worse. Definitely everything, including the so-called mastites. Boris Nathanovich was kind to everyone. And why not, in fact? Nothing can be done.
It reminded me of my parents. He also received neuroscience records from nurses. Sometimes, he will tell everything himself and ask: Well, do you agree with this? And yes – four.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88189
 11.10.2013
by Habr
The Ussuri River until 1972. The Chinese name was “Ulahe” (Manch. 'ul' = and#039; river' whale. 'he' = and#039; the river')
Thus e. It was formerly called the Ula-he River, which was essentially the River River.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №88188
 11.10.2013
I put the machine on service today. I was given a mechanic - my eyes were blue in the face. He went under the hood, something twisted, pulled...I also pulled my nose around, we talked. Then he strangely touches me, goes aside and says something quietly to the senior in the garage. All in the garage:
What does it mean you can’t turn it off? Drop this screw and fucking here, it’s flying.
My mechanic makes terrible eyes and turns to me. The old man breathed:
Okay... I will repeat. Turn off this screw and fuck... knock here. She will descend. And you, girl, go for a cup of coffee, or we will never make your car. You are breaking the terminology.

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