XXX: I'm stupid too, but I don't like bassist anyway
We don’t need stupid people.
YYY: We have stupid ones.
XXX is more
YYY: We need more peddlers
XXX: No, I'm not going to go to the pitfalls either.
XXX: I don’t go anywhere
XXX: even in the pitards (

You say cat, cat.
A rat came home to me, I saw her, she saw me, she didn't bother me just to eat the wire, nothing to eat at home, to cook a puddle. Once I come down on the table lies a piece of roasted sausage.
I decided to cook the meal, put on his guest, cooked it in the morning, ate it :)
Now I have a wild domestic rat.

XXX: I went to the ass!

YYY: Well go, once I went!

Buy it, please t.
Dasha, humble yourself, you are an adult man, you can buy yourself a light sword!

Yesterday I went to the new medical center to the gynecologist. I went to the doctor, a beautiful man aged 35-37.
This is what the educated man meant - she came down from the chair, so he gave me the hand so that it was more convenient to go down!
Women gynecologists are not capable of such beautiful gestures in such a situation.

Nik19: I expected more from the mine...
Invertus: Next time let them do it to you.

XXX: The main disappointment of the flight to Tambov.
No magnets with wolves are sold at the airport.

Y: How is your head?
Y: has it passed?
X: a little passing
You are my medicine.
X: I feel bad without you.
Y: And that’s for a heir knows how many thousand kilometers.
Y: Do you imagine a therapeutic effect at a distance of 10 cm?
X: 2 cm
X: 0.2 cm
X: To be sure
Y: In order to be sure to pass in minus must go away)

Artem: Concept for a stem drawing: a few burning strawberries in the Portuguese colonial shape of the 1960s without signs of distinction and the West German machines (G-3) on the "villis" and among them an unburned puppy with a clearly Scandinavian face. Picture "The journey of Niels with "wild goats"".

Drunk psychologists, such psychologists:

Masha, you always have to do it! He wants it, he doesn’t want it, he doesn’t want it, he doesn’t want it, he doesn’t want it, he doesn’t want it, he doesn’t want it, he doesn’t want it.! to

I have to pour some classics, or I have a brain pain.
Yyy: I can let Beethoven listen ?
zzz: for some reason, shats presented how Nikita quietly (like a drug) and inflamably offers "E, guys, do you want to listen to a bit of Beethoven? Only the TS! There are 2 more Bach records - but a quality fool"
YYY :D
XXX: Have you watched the equalizer?
ZZZ: Yes Yes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I have a composition from there.
zzz: and here breaks out the bayl and everyone misses the nakhen

Man is an all-eating creature, not a herbivore.
Yyy: Therefore, vegans are not people.
Zzz: and, like any herbivorous, they can be eaten.

Husband: There, as if the cheese was opened in the refrigerator...
I ate him today. Never leave open cheese in the refrigerator. He, the shit, absorbs all the smells! It was such an ugliness, such an ugliness... But I ate it: it was a pity 13 UAH...
This is what a frog that gives life to people does! and :)

Comments on the album "Ocean Elzi":
Music is nothing, but why do you speak Russian so much that you don’t understand a word?? to

The fuck went unnoticed.

Although what I am talking about

He did not steal at all.

He went nowhere.

Just listened in the transport as a little girl (aged 4-5) complains to Mom's friends about Mom:

My mom doesn’t allow my grandmother to walk.
Mother: What do you have to do?! to
Girl (with a heavy breath): Well, at least the blondes... They’re pretty.

Doc_surgeon: Oh, after your discipline students come so quietly :)))

Alex-P: Just at the last lesson before the exam of one of the groups I popularly explained to everyone: "Whoever will not know the principle of the operation of the X-ray machine, he will get two and fucking you will appeal me."

Alex-P: Session – in the hallway there are happy students who passed the exam safely. The door opens and the audience comes out of the next bullshit of Russian medicine, without daring to cover that door behind. Traditionally, people in the corridor ask:

And how?

and so! (Shipping through the teeth of anger) – Well Sasha! Oh, and so is it!! to

Alex-P: Here I open the door, go out into the hallway and say, “Sasha is not ****, ***** and not *****! Sasha warned me!“!”

PiligrimPyp: Well, only ours could have thought of driving in one of the two spacious luggage compartments of an electric car from Tesla Motors... right, a diesel generator! >_<

Advice is useless only in two spheres - in finance and sex: here everyone fights for himself!

American writer Leo Rosten (1908-1997) tells the story of the brothers Drubek, Sid and Harry, who owned a men's dress shop near Rosten when he was a child, in the 1930s. Whenever the seller, Sid, had a new prospective buyer looking at the costumes in front of the store room, he put on the appearance of a person with hearing problems and repeatedly asked the customer to speak louder with him during the conversation. As soon as the buyer found the costume he liked and asked for the price, Sid turned to his brother, the chief male dress dealer, shouting deep into the room, “Harry, how much is this costume worth?” Pretending not to hear, and putting his hand to his ear, Sid asked again. Harry replied, “Forty-two dollars.” At this point, Sid turned to the buyer and, “He says the costume is worth twenty-two dollars.” Most people tend to rush to buy a suit and get out of the store with their purchase before the poor Sid discovers his “fault.”