XHH: I was overwhelmed.
I corrected the stamp.
WOW: I joke about what was more credible before the correction.
A good Linuxist at home always has something to put Linux on.
Why, when a man knows nothing, he thinks he is a humanitarian?
I found something for my husband. Arrived in the compound. With a stone face:
Here are the writers, copywriters, copywriters. Separate packages in the bag.
to this
I saw the Gazelle Next advertisement on television. According to the advertisement, where this gazelle passes, there the asphalt becomes good. Could she drive around the city?
Then it should have a different name – Gazelle Putin.
to this:
I do not want to go to a doctor who will treat me not according to medical indications and modern science, but according to the vows written in sacred books a thousand years ago by some kind of wanderers!
“Doctor, I am terribly hurt here!”“!”
2000 before n. “Here, eat that root.”
1000 years. “There are roots – it is barbarism! Read this prayer.”
by 1850 “Prayer is a prejudice. Drink this grass.”
1940 is “That green is a complete charlatanism! swallow this pill.”
of 1985. Tablets are ineffective. Take this antibiotic.”
2000 year. “Antibiotics are chemistry. “Eat that root.”
Here is this:
Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to
The T-S-S! The Earth does not burn! Three-legged with four-legged are negotiating!
Yulia
The boy with the girl in the grass CTRL + V. Everything went by in a moment...Enter. and enter. CTRL + End
Artem
I am I am I. The wrong poem. Ctrl+End simply turns the cursor to the end of the document. Then so is:
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing Ctrl + V.
So short in this world. and enter. End of. Alt + F4
If Gogol had written “Dead Souls” now, what would it be about?
Yyy: Chichikov would probably have collected passport details of newly deceased people in order to take quick loans on them!
Commentary on a program with a confused code:
The program carries the imprint of my individuality and shows how difficult women are arranged :D
Arsen: These transs and gays have already gotten me. After all, it’s actually all fun that they feel like women and have each other in the ass. They can do this at home like anything else - nobody will forbid it.
They all want publicity. I suggest walking around the city with posters "I am natural" and telling journalists "I felt this in myself from childhood! I was born so! Why do homosexuals not want to accept me as I am?
Preface: one of my friends is a terrible cabbage, if we are going to go somewhere, then we agree to go out at a certain time and go to meet each other (we live in neighboring houses), so I constantly approach her entrance and wait for 10-15 minutes. I look at the homeless cat walking, I took her on my arms, sat on the shop, watched. Here, a boy approaches me 5 years old, asks: "Can you chew a cat?" and I say: "The cat is not mine, she is homeless, if it doesn't bother you, then cry" (the child's dad stood 2 meters away and heard everything). Well, the boy chews the cat, something to tell about his childhood. Then my girlfriend goes out with a new big guy, looks at the picture of “I, a cat, a boy, some guy” and says, “This is a hint that I’ve been for a long time.”
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But you, Knee, are not a calf.
HHH: and not so bad :(
The Humanist:
Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to
You have five fingers, not four. You are burning green :)
Discussion on the change of traffic order in the city:
xxx: That is the case that there is a fairly large chance of going through the Red Army, First May, Dm. Ulyanov and Frunze will be impossible
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY It was necessary to buy an apartment on the right side of Frunze!
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here here :
X: I was asked in one office after repair to finish the grid.
Y: And what?
X: Type there all the cables in the wall are laid, you only need to end the cable with the sockets and remove it on the switch.
and no-no
X: It turned out that in the wall one cable was laid through all the sockets in a row.
Y: Bugga
I did a repair in my apartment and just likewise laid a twisted pair in the stomach.Two nights after work with cancer stood near those rodets.I thought that the knives didn't live to the end,or the connection option was not the same (A or B).I broke the wires, paired, broke again.
Thank you, Alexei, a highlight from Kiev.Explained that this signal has nothing to do with electricity and parallel connections do not twist))))
gastrozol in ZH(about children) :
The story is good – life itself!!! Those idiots are all noticing (or maybe they write from us?) Beginning of summer...
We go with the whole family from Dacia. There was a major blockade on the bridge.
A granddaughter, 5 years old, saw that someone opened the bathing season (outdoors are quite cold) and screams
I want to swim too!
I answered:
It is still cold to swim. The vodka was drunk and it was hot.
The granddaughter.
Do you have vodka?
A man aged 30-35 years. He walks around the windows for a long time, reading almost every name. On offerings to help, he waits, asks for a complete catalogue of goods and finally approaches the seller.
I don’t see a single name in your store.
Which one?
I need a virtual memory.
When I need female attention, I call nearby tech support.
Shape
“Doctor, I am terribly hurt here!”“!”
2000 before n. “Here, eat that root.”
1000 years. “There are roots – it is barbarism! Read this prayer.”
by 1850 “Prayer is a prejudice. Drink this grass.”
1940 is “That green is a complete charlatanism! swallow this pill.”
of 1985. Tablets are ineffective. Take this antibiotic.”
2000 year. “Antibiotics are chemistry. “Eat that root.”
It is logical that:
by 2020. "Read the Prayer"