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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86127
 27.08.2013
to this:
________
to this:
> O4Kapuk was defeated.
> So it’s called now: the eyebrow.
There were many years ago, when it was just fashionable to write Russian nics from composite Latin (most software did not allow Russian symbols in nics to be entered). And the man wanted to be called a “hunting man,” and he wrote it JloBeLl. Well, and of course, someone did not understand the trick, so it was attached to him - the Jolobel.

He told a colleague that there was a character in the local chat called KupuJIJI (Kyril), but he was immediately named Kupujiji.
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Let’s remember another quote about Bantuck (aka BAHTYC).

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86126
 27.08.2013
Tagged #12084
I wonder, but what did you think about sitting in the smoking room and knowing that a pregnant woman should join you? What prevented me from moving to another room? Do you want to smoke without leaving the room? The neighbors also wanted that, so they chose a room for smokers. Just like I go to the men’s toilet, stand up near the pissuars and say, “Don’t dare to go here with naked pisses!”
And yes, I do not smoke.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86125
 27.08.2013
Who is? who? Who are all these fools who go to the toilet not for need, but to read books, solve crosswords and sit on the internet?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86124
 27.08.2013
The Habr. Discussions "Discussions by the Maltese"

XXX: It was established that in 2010–2011 the Deputy General Director of Siemens Industries Software LLC (SIVS) – a subsidiary of Siemens AG – Ilya Lavrenev and the top manager of the company Anatoly Susdalcev created the one-day company of PILIM-Sphere LLC.

YYY: On the name burned, not otherwise.

[ + 15 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86123
 27.08.2013
I watched my nephews play.
Boy (5 years old): I am now your husband. Sorry for smelling tobacco.
Girl (3 years old): Can you give me money? I forgot it at home.
I am so happy with my sister, she has a good family.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №86122
 26.08.2013
I went today from the supplier to the subway.I look at a stand on which they write about some coffee.And there are sandwiches-the main menu...The inscription struck me off my feet "We know what should lie between the pancakes!"))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86121
 26.08.2013
xxx: You will get to the street, there turn to the left, on the wall in the street will hang a poster - iPhone repair, you are there
...
yyy: came, found, well, the street, it is in such shit iPhones and repair. And the boys stood near the poster, I thought it was they who hanged him. Let them replace other people’s iPhones

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86120
 26.08.2013
I go on the street. There are two bombs behind. They are silent. and here is one with such a philosophical intonation: "On the one hand, such a good day... and the other - neither I am happy. " and again silence ))))) Neither to take or add

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86119
 26.08.2013
Application to IT department
The lights burned in the bathroom. Change them for us. Urgently!and "

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86118
 26.08.2013
I only listen to Russian rap. Away from the West!
YYY: Guys, seriously, I’m the only one on the planet who knows that rap is a rhythmic American work invented by blacks?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86117
 26.08.2013
How to help a foreigner pronounce the sound "s": very simple! A person should long pronounce the sound "u" (u-u-u-u-u) and at the same time start to smile!
Best of good.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86116
 26.08.2013
And Tom too:
This is:
Why are you so nervous in Russia? In our country, people walk quietly behind the training car, behind the bus. They don’t run out, they don’t run out, they don’t try to risk their lives. Always wait for a man to panic. You will always miss if you need to cross the crossroads to the left. Regardless of the car price.
What’s wrong with you, right?

And you live in Russia, smart man.

I live in Russia. And I do not cease to crack at the number of aggressively-minded dwarfs. Especially on the roads.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86115
 26.08.2013
M: It is true. He has been passionate about tourism all his life, and she is a housekeeper. Like Friday, and I'm not talking about holidays, so he's on the trip, and she's home. I rarely see them fighting. Her husband, as she said, did not do homework. So they lived their whole life almost without crossing.

Well, we reached out in parallel courses even before the golden wedding.
An option that has the right to exist.
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Galina Vishnevskaya was asked in an interview how they managed such a long unconflict marriage with Rostropovich, so she said - And when did we argue? Then he’s on tours, then I’m on tours, and when both houses are busy all day long, it’s not so bad.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86114
 26.08.2013
From the dance floor:
Two women’s voices behind my back:
Do you have a new ring?
and no.
But I haven’t seen him before.
It is not my hand.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86113
 26.08.2013
I sit with a friend in the morning.
Why do you dream of NVIDIA 3G?
to the warming.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86112
 26.08.2013
<ry> there is no printer at home, went to print tickets to the courtyard photo service
<ry> well such a door in the wall and in a tiny room a thousand-looking boy squeezes, copies laminates, prints, in a word, a good boy. There is a small line.
<ry> I give him a flash, I say, there are two paedefs in the root, print me h/b. And I hear the most disgusting thin voice from the turn: “It’s not right to say ‘two pedefs’ but ‘two files in the.pdf format’ Oh, I have these humanities!”
<ry> I have been in the mood since the morning was not very, I just wanted to break off the turn, referring to the source of sound. I turn around, and this man under the eye has such a nice finch. Some people learn nothing from life.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86111
 26.08.2013
After the injury, the finger on the hand does not feel cold. I shake their wife behind their foreheads and say with a dead voice: “Mozgias... I need brains...”
She answers: "Very noticeable..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86110
 26.08.2013
From chat WOT (August 26):
X: children 15-20 years old! You only have a few days of freedom! It warms my soul!
Y: Do you think they won’t miss classes?
Z: You are 100% fucking here.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №86109
 26.08.2013
The candidate for mayor of Moscow, Mikhail Degtyarev, in case of his victory, promised to allow gay parades, but only “at night with lights and without sound amplifiers”.

I do not know. Worse than gay parades - only gay parades at night, when a crowd of gay men with lamps approach you from the dark...and all this in complete silence.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86108
 26.08.2013
Didactogen: My wife and children went on vacation, I’ve been living alone for a week, and all this time there’s one question, if the liquid terminator can be hollow inside and thick a couple of nickons outside, if it can, if it will be more Earth that would cover its entire surface, then it would close the sun and the process of photosynthesis stopped, cataclysms would start and all people would die out, and he would then collect robots and iron creatures lived to eat.

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