In the 1970s, he worked as a translator with Italian engineers, who carried out the chef-montage of equipment at the Kremlin factory.

After work, we returned to the factory dormitory, cooking pasta, to which the Italians added their delicious sauces and spices. They drank wine, boasted of loving deeds and boasted to each other. The idea of the atmosphere gives such an episode.

After a good measure of good wine, the eldest of the Italians, Giuseppe, made his clever eyes and stunnedly asked:
Do you know Italian well?
Okay, I am answering.
What is the name of the people of Rome in Italy?
and Romans.
is right. And the people of Milan?
and Milanese.
and right. What is the name of the inhabitants of the town of Trefal?

I know he caught me. In Italian, “three” means three, well, and fallos is an international word. Nothing to do, I answer:
of Treffalini.

Italians are enthusiastic:
Wow, a phenomenon!! to

In 1975 I was confiscated a self-propelled machine. Yesterday saw it at the exhibition "Modernization and nanotechnology".

I have not smoked for 4 years.
He cleansed the lungs.
He suddenly came under the tram.
What a western.

by Laura Beloyvan:

I have a frog, a crown, seven cats, four dogs, fish, turtles, two big ones and my own room. Finally it came, my happy childhood.

The child (3th grade) was asked to write a piece about how she helps mom and dad at home (for each 5 lines of text). Half an hour later he goes, reads five lines about his mother and three lines about his dad; asks his mother to help him come up with two more about his dad, which his mother concludes: he does nothing at home for five lines.

At work before lunch I dug in it from the very morning, in the afternoon came a colleague, for lunch to change me. When I got back, he cracked, apparently, 20 minutes exactly. And he asks me a brilliant question, to which I myself still cannot answer:
"You, how did you get from the Pelmen to the Ku Klux Klan?" :D

and autumn. It is hard to force yourself to go to training. A friend advised:
Ginseng fucking) and phosphorus... will stand and shine)

A man was walking in the city with a gasoline.
He treated the rabbit.

xxx: I rolled a glue gun here, it got hot, and when I pressed on the hook he said to the grandmother, left black traces on his hand and quieted. I did something wrong, or did he?
Yyy: Congratulations, you managed to shoot from a glue gun. Chuck is proud of you.

Comments on the film
The movie is good, but I didn’t like it.
The movie is great, but I didn’t watch it.
Is it so good that it can’t be pushed?
I haven’t seen anything better in a long time!!And this has not become...

I stand somewhere with my boyfriend waiting for the elevator on the first floor.
A grandmother and an eagle rush:
Don’t get in the elevator!! I recognized you!! Everyone walks here, and then the elevator breaks! You have bad energy!! to

There is no ghost patrol on you, dead fools! and :)

Corporate assets of one large company:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Raymond writes to me.
Previously approved loan for 365tr with a rate of 16.9

Oh, they sent me too...
274 thousand today.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh They trust me more :P
You disappointed them!

No, not me, I see the SP.

HHH: Your ZP is upset by Rajfaizen :D

I’m not just upset by the RPG, I’m upset by the RPG as well.

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In the winter, so that it does not ruin. Then put back.

Now note that when you create a blog post on Google+, it instantly gets four views. Views from America. Well, one look at it is me, and the other three are apparently the CIA, the NSA and the FBI.

I am glad that I am in direct contact with such organizations.)
I can always say something to them. I just don’t know how to listen.

Comment on age-related changes in vision and the inability to read small fonts on packages:

In fact, the "discovery" came after I couldn’t read the instructions for hair paint, which 100% paints gray :)))

a familiar laptop with 8k, the disk is not split and there is a folder "type disk:D"

Like <Zoi>, <koi-8>, <walek[away]>, <Kuno_> and many others, you have made my youth more beautiful. I quote you!

If the programmer is not lucky with the girls, it is primarily due to the face of the crater-like surface of Mars in its worst years, fatty hair, sandals above the socks and sweaty armpits.
You put the socks over the sandals!

I met with a friend at home on Friday. He learned that I love animals and took me to the zoo on Sunday. It was great, I ate sweet cotton, he enthusiastically told me about life... and did not notice the surprised looks of the staff of the zoo.. in which I work as a veterinarian 5 days a week...

On the street today. In the back were two retirees, naturally, complaining about the children: "My loser is what! Married - divorced, married the second time - divorced, divorced the third time! I tell him—your mother was a real wife—washing, cleaning, cooking, repairing my house! And he’s not, daddy, she’s my favorite woman, I’ll hire people to do repairs.”
And indeed a loser.)