I: Okay, then the last question, or we will call you back.
Oh yeah yeah yeah ok.
I: What can you tell the smart \ interesting about DOM elements?
The elements change, the essence remains.

Pause, I try to understand the meaning of the answer

I: Please list those elements, at least a few.
XHHH: Kuznetsov, Karyakina, Pinzari...
I am 0_O
Oh sorry, this is from House 2, and you wanted from the first, right?
I'll call you again, I'll call you again... x_x

c) We have

to this:
I was young and ahead of time. I was a good technician, better than my parents and even better than my grandparents. I taught seniors how to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I taught them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they ticked their ears and said it was loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they ran away, preferring TV with Kobzon, Pugacheva and Lechchenko.
I then went into the woods, left alone and dreamed of getting old, so that I could be taught something by young people.
30 years passed. I became old. But, shit... I’m still teaching the same thing, but I’m young. Because they can’t teach me.
I teach young people to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I teach them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they clog their ears and say that it is loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they run away, preferring a TV with Home-2.
What is wrong in this world? What kind of guy put him in a break?
___________
With such data, it was not to run into the forest, but to the pedinstut.

I will give you a name!

The Ukrainians are surprised:

Why is he us?

And God answered them:

Because he will take away everyone in this world.
From the Negroes, and up to the Mosquitoes.

A to go! Give me two!! to

It is impossible to work when two girls at the other end of the room ask each other loudly (and unclearly):
"Sasha, what are you doing?"

Air refresher for the toilet with the smell of chocolate. What an irony...

to this:

"14:19:37 Boris
A joke of humor: I sat on a Chinese auction on Sunday, watched what the Chinese are selling (and they are selling a lot of clay and cheap - which is pleasant) I generally went to the department of intimate goods. This is the name of Durex. at us they cost 900p for 9pcs (or for 12pcs I do not remember how much in the package) that is, about 100pcs per piece. And they have large packages of 200r. There is 39. 5 p for a piece. I got rid of that valuable.

shorter now to me by air mail, a small ordered package from China itself is a package of condoms =D"

The man! I must warn you: the size of the dignity of the average Chinese is smaller than that of the Europeans. My Russian acquaintances living in China have always bought the nicknames king size or what they are called there, because ordinary... small. So it may be that you are getting a useless package, unfortunately...

The New Moscow Car Curse
"Let your route change the asphalt 3 times a year!"

Stumbled...
A piece from the book of the famous cardiochirurg Amosov, where he tells colleagues about a tourist trip to Paris (1976).

A lot of time has passed since they wrote about the quiet streets of Montmartre, about the alleys of the Boulogne Forest... Now the heat, the wind and the cars. The flow of cars, the smell of gasoline. Cars have poisoned and depraved the city. There are no quiet streets. On both sides, all the sides are forced by cars. The interference! Drive by car is more difficult and longer than by subway.
We do not need to expand the production of cars. Our cities are beautiful compared to Europe. When you come to Moscow from the airport, you are immediately enveloped by space, air, silence...

Without comments...

I go electric. The usual thing, nothing predicted trouble. In front of it sits a woman, 50, chewing a crucifix. After finishing the meal, she took her jaw and licked. With me, without stress. My life will not be the same.

We talk with a colleague about a healthy lifestyle, that you need to quit smoking and not binge.
From tomorrow I start a new life.
This is why we need to get the old one today.

Windows 9 will unite Windows and Windows Phone platforms

by Ximera123
Windows Phone will take up 20 gigabytes. PC users will remove mouse support.

I found a new way to define an unknown song.
xxx: you just need to upload a video with her on YouTube
xxx: and their system will immediately determine whose copyrights you violated :(
xxx: with the indication of the performer, name and place of sound
You can sing several songs at a time.
You can see it, it’s infected :(

The program!
and I!
Get out of order!
It is!
Then the whole department of IT cried.

There are so many new performers on the rabbits, I don’t even know them.
Theme: Afrodite, Magadeath
Aphrodite I know.
XX: No, the performer of Afrodite
I know Megadeth too. But Magadeath is something new. The Dagestan Rocker?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

XXX: Does Vit dance or lights?
The bottles. The lights at Elma.

hospitalization of a patient with a knife injury. He says something quietly. No, not in Morocco.

Stop throwing on Hermione!
She is old, she can!

to this:
The right to issue laws does not require exams, certificates, or even the mandatory passage of a psychiatrist and a narcologist.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
The right to elect those who make the laws – unfortunately, they also do not require.

as well as the right to give birth.

I crossed the belt from the 1st to the 2nd, then on the 3rd pair of holes..... no, less with divorce I did not eat, but I started to fuck more)))

...
Conditions of the Far North. Dozens of eggs - 140 p. Bride of bread - 24 p. (True, the cost of baking one bulk is 110 r., the difference is subsidized from the budget). Bottle of sunflower oil 150 p. The worst sausage at least 300 p. The doctor for example. Meat 1 kg 400 rubles. Pack of spaghetti from 75 to 130. Is it enough or more pricing?
...

The march of Samara is already in the far north.