Secondary sexual characteristics

On Friday, with an official and friendly visit to the ship, which is part of the 32nd Division, arrived the commander of the PLC (anti-submarine ships) Admiral Radzevsky. As he climbed to the deck, where the personnel had already been built, he saw the main thing, the beard of the senior lieutenant Schilling, which he had grown over the past two months. Wearing a beard was not expressly prohibited, but it was not encouraged. In this shell shell and enter.

Being a man of high culture and resilience, Radzevsky walked relentlessly to the target along the line, relentlessly, like a torpedo.

When he got to the right place, he stopped.

“Comrade, senior lieutenant, your officer’s license,” he addressed Schilling.

Having received the document, he revealed it. He was looked at by a smoothly shaved face, glued back in school.

- On what occasion, let me know, your mm... face has grown so much?

Here the devil, who was sleeping in Schilling’s heart, woke up and said clearly and loudly:

As Chekhov wrote in his "Sakhalin notes" in the year one thousand eight hundred and ninety, the man without a beard and a beard looks as unnatural as a woman with a beard and a beard!

"But Roman Roland said that since a beard is a secondary sexual feature, wearing it is as unethical as walking a woman with her naked breasts," observed from some side the commander of the missile combat unit.

What nonsense are your officers reading? - summed up the literary discussion that had begun, Radzevsky addressed the ship's commander. And to the Lieutenant:

- The tanks will not push the clowns, I will not even talk to you, comrade senior lieutenant. Or bring the moustache in accordance with the certificate, or the certificate in accordance with the moustache.

Three days later, before Radzevsky, who walked through the base territory, a trait materialized in the image of Shilling with a face with pronounced secondary sexual traits.

- Your certificate, Comrade Senior Lieutenant, - gently pronounced Radzevsky.

Looking into the uncovered passport, he found a face there with a talented beard painted with a pencil, so that the Admiral even hanged for a second, what was the last time with him ten years ago.

What specific non-normative vocabulary and what implicit twists the Admiral used is unknown to us. But an hour later, looking out of the clouds, the Baltic sun was cuddly reflected by rabbits not only in the lawns, after the rain that passed at night, but also from the cheeks of Shilling.

I refused to attend his funeral, but sent a very polite letter approving the event.
Mark Twain

I will heat the battery.
I pushed Constantine out of bed.
Today I come from Korea.
They pulled a stall station.

Give the fool a prayer to God, and he will break his forehead.
The Reader:
Why is your head broken?
He made a fool pray to God.

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zzz: Arthur, say, and where do you take words like "ferdiperdous", are there any more?
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"Fintech artwork" is it going to work? and :)

The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.
Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!
~blin still held up, not to mention the boy Burn

My three pins.

There is a lot of talk about financial pyramids, but three generations have grown up right in front of our eyes, which are only able to stumble. Who will produce your mother? Who will feed you after your grandparents/mothers die?? to

The number of realtors and car purchases confirms the sadest forecasts. OBHS will not work even if it works in four shifts and without weekends.

As our worker said in 1991, soon there will be no business. The old man was right. We laughed and didn’t believe it.

The Director of the AutoVAZ is made the head of the space industry.

Discussion of the news on weblog.ru:

"The things of American soldiers will be carried by a robot-cat running a halo"

Rick: I can imagine the picture of American soldiers trying to catch a robot cat carrying their things away.

kg: The picture of an Israeli reserve soldier chasing a cat carrying his socks is repeated at my house regularly.

Here is this:
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
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Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD
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It would not be bad, by the way. Or they will take every hideo to learn, it then nihua does not know, but dirty, but with higher education.

In the process of correspondence with the developer was born the phrase "in the shortest time".

Cheap and angry is an old prostitute.

<xxx> In the medical universities of Russia will appear a new subject - theology. This was proposed by the participants of the All-Russian Congress of Orthodox Doctors, which took place in Samara.
<yyy> and a new specialty - exorcist

Looking at the map of growing Moscow traffic jams, the idea of riding the Olympic fire on the subway no longer seems absurd.

Pugacheva and Galkin became parents:
"Two children were born - a girl and a boy. I don’t know the details, but I was a surrogate mother. The twins were born on September 18. The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.

Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!

to this
"Kitty: And I came up with a gift to ask for))
And how? and how? 😉 And to whom? Not with me, I hope.
Kitty : No! I sent my dad a link from the left box "A Chinese exchanged his kidney for an iPad" yesterday. Today - A woman committed suicide because of the iPad, well, because she wasn't bought.
I am loose. 😉
Kitty: And so for a few more days!
Kitty: And then I’ll say, “Dad, I want an iPad.”
It is wise, wise and wise.

You will receive a gift.
The father.

I don’t remember where it was, but one of the economists wrote that it’s very important in business to give yourself the opportunity to go backwards. Therefore, he always made a reservation before discussing the deal, "I am ready, but with the permission of my business partner." For all these years, no one knew that his business partner was his cat. If he did not like something, he called home to his cat, then announced that his partner did not agree, and left, keeping his face :)

The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

Dr. Morf: RIA Novosti: General Director of “AutoVAZ” will now build missiles.
Dr. Morf: I wanted to joke that they’re going to fall all the time now. And then I remembered that they were already falling all the time.

It won’t be funny, but here it is:

YYY: Can we go for a walk?
XXX: I can’t
YYY: So what is it?
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
xxx: checked out
YYY: You don’t have an institute and the fuck knows what! The house is checked, the controls are arranged
You always say that walking is strictly prohibited.
XXX is strictly prohibited
Yyy: You are fucking studying at school.
Fuck, I knew it.
Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD

That fucking funny. Why are we surprised that the missiles are falling? What do we produce foods? Medicine at zero.

That’s because, fucking, these "specialists" work everywhere!