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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98028
 17.05.2014
xxx: There was a girl named Nagny at the interview. I could not get rid of the feeling that it was an element of the pornographic table of Mendeleev.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98027
 17.05.2014
Casino is a business built on bones.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98026
 17.05.2014
There were times when we were involved in teaching our dog all kinds of tricks, bringing the ball - a good exercise. the daughter sits on the couch, in the hand a clicker, in the box - delicious.. as a snack - carrot cut, from which the dogs are just pulled.. the daughter throws the ball, the dogs are not in a hurry to run, tracks where the ball went, goes to get.. returns with a sad moustache: did not get, the daughter goes to look for the ball, dogs like going with her.. when the daughter returns with the ball, then sees how the dogs quietly rubs the carrots out of the box.. well, who and who trains?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №98025
 17.05.2014
How is a decent girl?
“A nice girl, son, it’s when only you know how badly she can behave!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98024
 17.05.2014
I am actually very kind. I want to sit in the garden, so that the bitten, tight rabbits jump around, I want to smooth them and feed them... And fate so turns everything that around the fools, fools, fools and no rabbits! And then I jump, catch, figuratively speaking, my samurai sword and... But the fools know how to hide in time. Only I will grab the sword, and they are already hiding! And here I am standing like a fox on names, and around no fools or rabbits.

The Book of Solitude

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №98023
 17.05.2014
And also my friend recently went to the ear throat nose. The doctor had an eye name.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98022
 17.05.2014
Technical support of MMORPG

There is a difference between English and Russian support.
The English woman said that if I don’t have a login – we won’t say which box, if you don’t remember the box – we won’t say a login. You can confirm the possession only by credit card or CD-key'm.
And the Russian asked who threw the character into the game.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98021
 17.05.2014
"Kandelaki will disrupt "Kalachnikov" for 15 million rubles".

Hi to you! I am Tina Kandelaki. You’ve long estimated the speed of my tachigan...But!
"Khalashnikov" is far faster than ever!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98020
 17.05.2014
N.N: how literary language to describe the character "shilo in the ass"?
...
N.N: "acute deficit of adventure in the body",wo!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98019
 17.05.2014
During the operation of the server in the structural unit of Sytninskaya, there was constantly a loud noise.When the accountant's left hand hits the left side of the server's body, the above noise in 75% of cases abruptly stops. 25% require repeated use of physical force. After some time after the disappearance, the external noise from the body of the server again appears and at an increasing rate confidently tries to copy the sound of the flying jet SU-25. Due to the fact that the server is connected to the network constantly, and on weekends. The accountant does not work, then on Monday, when approaching the door to the accounting office, the impression is created that the Su-25 aircraft squadron is undergoing exercises behind it and there is a confident opinion about the server's failure, but when the above actions are applied, the ugly behavior of the server stops.
At the moment, access to information on the server does not cause complaints, which unfortunately can be a temporary phenomenon. Please as soon as possible find out the causes of the external noise and correct the failure.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98018
 17.05.2014
User: If I find out on which server your fucking program lies, I’ll put it on!
I suggest to admin to transfer it to some of the most heroic servers.
admin1: 192.168.5.16
2nd: Burning

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98017
 17.05.2014
I read the news: using DNA samples of a girl who died 13 thousand. Years ago, researchers demonstrated that the Indians are the closest relatives of the ancestors of the peoples living in Russia.
I understand correctly that the plan has changed and after the Crimean charm we will not move to Alaska, but immediately to the 2nd U.S.?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98016
 17.05.2014
Prohibition of propaganda is aimed at preventing the formation of a positive image of all this non-Aryan dirt in the heads of children. A parade where people glorify unter... the non-Aryans is not good.
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Healthy reasoning, but agree, the “brown-eyed pride parade” is a strange idea. Like "the pride parade of fat lovers", if you stay within the discussion of sexual preferences. Especially in the assumption that it is something innate (and it is not, strictly speaking). What to be proud? Let’s look to the truth: Gay parades are not about orientation, they are about exhibitionism and indulgence.

Guys who conduct and participate in these events do not need the protection of the right to sleep with those with whom they want (to do this do not need parades, for this you need to promote the public consciousness of the idea of the inadmissibility of squeezing the nose in someone else's bed), they need, first, to exhibit their sexual life in front of people to whom it is not of interest at all, and, secondly, to get from outsiders confirmation that their preferences are not perversion. This is a kind of cry: "People! I’m not sure I’m normal, please tell me I’m good!" Of course, the answer won’t be the one they expect.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98015
 17.05.2014
The cry of a jealous of traditional values, a supporter of the distinction of rights by gender, the only permissible sexual orientation, and so on:

Sex between men to relieve tension in a long journey is one thing. The promotion of homosexuality as a way of life is different."

I’ll just leave it here... "one time – not a pidaras"!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98014
 16.05.2014
Jekou rubanulo and he beat peacefully on the floor.
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Quote get my brain and throw it to throw!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98013
 16.05.2014
I think I have the flu.
Fuck, do you get the flu?
Xxx:...
XXX: I don’t know.
I don’t like it, I’ll recover.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98012
 16.05.2014
lex: In the contact you need to enter the button "Remove Russian-Ukrainian chat from news"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98011
 16.05.2014
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I want to know what my mum looks like.
xxx: Probably in the form of a large, huge, inevitable, moving like a tropical cyclone with black clouds, buttocks.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98010
 16.05.2014
Where is it written that sandals with socks are not worn? I just don't understand why they wear a shirt for decoration and it's considered normal, or men's sweaters wear it's also okay, a bearded woman at Eurovision is okay, an organization with the highest labor productivity takes the last place, it's okay, and socks with sandals - nobody will give it!?!. And now ingeniously and relying on the facts explain: why not to wear socks with sandals? In short, the very essence, without excess words.
No, not a lady. Short enough?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98009
 16.05.2014
I love the phrase "Estonian racing".
by x)
WOW: She stands and waits for the rabbit, running through the circle, to come back to her.
Ohhhhh no no. This is a Jewish race.
Wauu: The Jewish does it deliberately, and the Estonian honestly is going to run away all this time)

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