There was a problem: the door lock was locked, I stayed outside. I found the phone of a specialist on the Internet, they agreed that he would come in half an hour. I sit on the stairs waiting, listening to music in my headphones. It takes 30 minutes, 40 minutes, 50 hours. and silence. I call back. The Master meets me with the wishes of all the anal cards. Through the streams, it turns out that he came and... called the homephone)))) no one opened, he was psychotic and left)))) I sit around, as they say. The Spring...

A familiar instructor told me. Further from his words:



I have a client, a grandmother of 84 years of age. We drive with her, well, it’s a collapse. She does not always follow the rules, rides very uncertainly and slowly, how will she pass the exam? ? to ? to I do not know. They agreed to leave it out everywhere, and gave it rights. At the last session such a dialogue:



Don’t worry, I won’t drive anyway.

Why are you right?

Because of my grandson. He did not pass the exam and lowered his hands, deciding that it was not his. And I will come and show him that if I succeeded, he will succeed. This is not possible, we have to try again.

Seven years ago I worked as a trolleybus driver. I decided to share the story.

So it turned out that the trailer I worked on broke slightly when I left the deck. I had to turn on the nearest ring to drive my wagon back to the depot.

The first ring passed through an alley with densely parked cars. It was about the hour of day.(The second change )

I millimetage and wire past all these car jets, I get stuck in the fence set by the mega-hard Merce. I’t go there knowing he’s there. It is not visible because of the trees.

Conductor Tanya echoingly says, “Everything, Shurik, has arrived.” Do not give up. I look like that, well a rough car for such places. In front of the bank collapse... Okay, it wasn’t. I go out of the trolley and go to the bank. There is a girl sitting on the first floor and calling the phone. The dialogue.

I: “Sorry, you don’t know which Mercedes is in front of your entrance?”

She says “No.” And then trail.

I said, “Did you hear nothing?”

She said, “No...”

I said, “Yes, I broke it all over the way!!”

A minute of silence. She cried out, “That’s Gandalf Alloizich!” (I just don't remember the name of the grandmother she spotted.) And on the spikes he flies up the stairs.

I go back to the car, smiling. Tanya Conductor: “Well, nothing worked out? sent to?“”

Here a man in a jacket with open eyes runs out of the bank. He flies to the car, looks around, breathes out, smiles, looks at me and understands what salt is. He sits and moves the car. We are passing.

Tanya tortured me for a long time, how she could, what it was, and what I told them. Í did not admit.

When people are made of the dirt, the country becomes great.
When people are turned into crap, the country collapses.

I do not guarantee the accuracy of the story, the wife's brother told friends.
They decided to come to a new-fashioned water park in the neighboring area. They entered his address in the navigator and chased him. When the navigator lady reposted "You have arrived at your destination," the friends looked confused. There were only private buildings.
The question is, “Where is the aquapark?”"He somehow strangely nervously shrugged and pulled his hand into the side of the transparent, on which the huge letters were written "AQUAPARK HERE IS NOT!!!"

Moscow authorities will pay 86 million rubles for clouds on Easter. I don’t understand why Patriarch Kirill just won’t pray about this?

I stand in the line for coffee, waiting for my big cappuccino, and a woman speaking on the phone followed me in the line. Judging by the conversation, and the topics she discussed (employees, their vacancies in the company, etc.).I realized that she was the HR of one of the network shops.

And here she says:

- There is a guy working with us in the department - Sascha, so we want him to be fired.

At the end of the cable, she was asked:

How, why and why? Idiot or job foolish?

Her response was hard and uncompromising:

He is a strange one! He doesn't communicate very much, he doesn't drink coffee with us, he doesn't walk in corporations, and in general...



Well, I thought, and went to think, behind a cup of coffee, how hard an introvert is in the modern world.

Modern children will never understand this pain.

We watched the England-Nigeria match on TV.

If you added brightness, the national team of England disappeared.

If you reduced the brightness, the Nigeria national team disappeared.

Prepared the girl for physical control, straight from scratch. The girl was very intelligent, so the process was successful and a five was received for the control. At the next class she suddenly instead of the usual amount per class gets three (!) The big. She said, she asked my mother to thank me. I refused for 5 minutes, she didn’t. Take it, take it, you deserve it. Fuck him, I think. I had to run away, and it wasn’t that bad. But there was something inside that stirred doubts. And not in vain.

The next day, the girl came with her mother. As you can see, not in the best mood.

and good night. Explain, by what right do you demand money from my child?

In general, the girl was so happy with the five that she really wanted to thank me and didn't come up with anything better than pulling money from her mother's bag. But the courage to admit it was not enough. That is gratitude.

The people are also against changing the articles of the Constitution on rights and freedoms, even if they exist at least on paper.

I was 4 years old when my grandfather brought a puppy. He was all red and we called him Red. After that, it was a problem to drive me home, and if allowed, I would spend the night with him in the cabin.
I don't know what breed it was, but after 2 years, the Redhead grew up into a large, but not a wicked dog. I took him out without problems. He did not pay attention to the cats, and the bicycles followed with a sad look.
We walked out of the street into the forest. When they broke up, the Redhead ran from one to the other with a joyful whisper, as if warning no one to get lost.
In the winter we played snow. In the summer, he tried to catch the snow. And when he succeeded, he laughingly shrugged his head and whirled.
In the summer we went to the river. Rosic, swimming, lay on the suburb and laying his head on his legs, watched us. There we, from the bricks and a piece of iron plates brought, made a stove. On which they roasted crushed potatoes and bread. Then the red man sat next to him and waited for his share.
At the age of 12, my parents sent me to a pioneer camp. During the weekend they came to visit me. From the back door of the car jumped a red car. He dropped me to the ground, licking my face and hands.
Then we sat down and ate my grandmother’s cake.
To say goodbye, I waved my hand for a long time until the car was hiding behind the turn, and Ryzhik looked through the rear glass.
When his grandfather died, Rushik went to his booth and did not go out for three days. When he came out, I saw that he was grey.
By my 10th grade, Ryzhik no longer went with us into the woods, did not play in the snow. On the river he no longer swam, but lying on a hill, laying his head on his legs, dreamed.
After school I went to the institute. To say goodbye, I hugged Red and promised to come back. I looked around at the crossroads. The red man was sitting next to the roof and staring at me.
In the winter, after the session, I came home. The red man met me next to the cottage, as if he was not leaving. I hugged him and went home. I sat on the doorstep, and the Redhead sat next to me, laying his head on my knees. I smoothed him and told him about the institute, about communion. After a while the door of the house opened. My father went out, but when he saw me with the Redhead, he entered the house. Soon the red rose up. He licked me in the cheek with a dry and rough tongue and walked to his booth.
The next day we buried him in his favourite cave.
In the spring, the father planted a cedar plant in this place.
Cedar grew big and powerful. And now, when I come here with my grandchildren, he welcomes me with his feet.

After the state Duma adopted the law on respect for power, entomologists, for the case, changed their mind to publish the book "Bloodsucking parasites of Russia".

Dress up after the gym, dress up such all pumped guys (most). There is a knock at the door and a girl’s voice (presumably a cleaner): “Are there naked people?” Looking around, they are all dressed. We answer “No.” At the door, disappointed, “Aaaah, sorry,” and left.

I was not allowed to go in the elevator. We enter the entrance with a goose, I am in front, she is behind, speaks on the phone. I called the elevator, I went into the cabin - the girl was lost somewhere. I decided to go on foot, maybe not enough. I press the button of my floor, the doors close - and open. But there is no one there. I thought, Gluck some with the technique - I press my floor again, the doors close and open. What is it?



I look like this lady is standing on the left of the elevator, ticking the phone and pressing the call button as soon as the door closes. I ask what it is and if she will go. She moves her head “Yes,” continues to speak, but does not enter the cabin. I wait, the doors close again, she presses the button, they open. I’m starting to crack down because of this incomprehensible circus, but I say polently that I either go in or don’t touch the button. And then she says with outrage that she needs to arrange by phone, and in the elevator the phone does not catch! There is no noise here, she has an important conversation!



I have to admit, I was somewhat upset by this arrogance. I say, “And what, I’ll wait for you now, right? “” In this format, it was somehow better than “you” and “be kind,” I pulled off the button and I finally got home.

I was in a small office today, buying small things for repairs. On the stand between the buyer and the managers is an open transparent box from the category "collect employees at sea / coffee / vacation / cookies". It contains a few pieces, a few hundred and a few fifty. In front of me a man is paid, the sum of 7 or 8 thousand and 40 rubles. He counts the bills and, with the words, "Oh, and I have no small ones," gets out of this box a fifty ruble note and adds to his own. In the eyes of the sellers and buyers, he tried to say that, say, it is not your money anyway.

xxx: You can earn good on construction, and on the position of a programmer, and you can work there and there for a salary, sometimes small. A clear example of this is my wife and I, both programmers, the income difference at the moment is 4 times.

Yyy: Well, you don’t get upset, with time and experience you will catch up with your wife.

There are two things that pay off in this life: encyclopedic knowledge and Christian attitude toward others.

In the electric car, two police officers sitting opposite and guessing crosswords found themselves in an intellectual impasse, facing a French four-letter impressionist artist. They are honest and do not go crazy.

I think they are all people. Dega I say.

Exactly fit it.

Further from me sought the capital of Peru and the author of the novel "Ovod" on six letters.

There are controllers in the car. I searched for a ticket and couldn’t find it. Where he went, the devil knows. I get confused in all my pockets. The controllers are standing.

We pass, we pass, - strictly says one of the policemen, - this with us, to the investigative experiment we take.

If the secret services break into my apartment, then, reporting on the situation in the railway, they embarrassed to say the phrase "here clean."

This has happened to my grandfather since 2008. He lived alone in a new building, the apartment was received as a member of the WOW. The house is not far from me and I could visit it every day.

He was over 90 years old, but he was healthy and served himself. But around 2008, I began to notice that he slept badly, sometimes falling asleep in the afternoon, sometimes on the bench near his house. He himself said that at night he will be a bird who knocks at the window. Death is knocking. Well, we wrote off the age, even to the psychiatrist, he also wrote off the age. I even stayed with him for a week, but no one knocked. The grandfather’s confidence that this death even strengthened. I’m young, I don’t come here. Four years ago he was gone. No one lived in his apartment. A week ago I stayed in that apartment. I heard that knock at night. When I woke up, I walked to the window and noticed nothing unusual. There is no one on the 14th floor.

I decided to stay a few more days. And I really woke up at night by knocking out the window!

He set up a seat, and it turned out that this crazy aunt from the neighboring apartment was knocking in the window with a long stick.

This man has been tormenting his grandfather for years. I, of course, wrote a statement to her, but it doesn’t matter... She doesn’t open the door, she doesn’t react to the threats, and she recently wiped out the doors of my car.

Sometimes relatives come to her, but I can’t cross with them. My aunt has a certificate that she is fucking.

It is not necessary to change the constitution for the effective operation of the government, but the government for the effective operation of the constitution.